glossopWANDERER

i am being dragged along to chris moyles's gag idol tomorrow night and need a joke for the night so im on the look out for something good to tell. anyone got a good one

GK - Jussi RB - A O'Brien CB - Michalik CB - Metie LB - Gardner LW - Diouf CM - Stavros CM - Campo CM - Andranki RW - Davies ST - Anelka no dout they will have crouch and hypiea in the team so michalik will have his work cut out but in the air is probably the best option in the centre as for midfield would rather have stavros and andranki instead of the less mobile mccann and speed

he was on vernon kays radio show on saturday so was down london for the weekend he was on something for the weekend as well he looked very hung over but him and lovejoy made for a pritty good show. he seems to be doing a big media push for his dvd at the moment then he can afford his new glass staircase

if its true then im glad hes worked out that mccan is shite i cant see anything good in that lad and speed looks like hes had it now so that line up is probably as good as its going to get untill maybe willihelmson comes good but thats a big if

Mark Clattenburg - lets hope hes back on form after his merseyside derby display

carlton palmer

i get alot of comments compairing me with this fella i dont see it myself tho

it mite be crap but its better than some of the othere crap thats on the telly plus it always goes down well with the girls in the office if you no what your talking about when it comes to that sort of telly

me and the marplewhite have been regular watchers over the last couple of weeks, is a great show for a sunday night. mind you anything beats the usual drivel thats on like balekissangel or something along thouse lines. looking forward to finding out if they get out of that mud next week now, left it on a bit of cliff hanger last night

very odd that he has been loaned out i was at boundry park last saturday and he got man of the match and alot of the die hards at oldham had been telling me he was looking realy good so something must have gone on there for him to have been loaned out.

shame on me to, i just couldnt be arsed to try and navergate my way to the reebok and back on public transport again. did it last thursday and got abuse when leaving being called a plastic fan when i left for a the last train that leaves 5 minutes before the end of the game and then get some smarmy copper happily tell me "braga just scored mate". so i am sorry but i will be there for boro next weekend before i jet off to france for my winter work

unless they change it so i can buy a ticket on the day i wont be there cause cant be arsed trecking across manchester today to get a ticket

nolans a player lacking conferdence in a big way and is desperatly trying to play himself back into form. mccann is just plain shit

what an away day that would be sounds like great idea will the match tickets be included in are season tickets tho

mccann makes gareth farrelly look like he was a football genius

i was there but i wish i had stayed in the hpi after a fantastic chiken and spare ribs. had to do it by train and god its not half a ball ake last train out of horwich parkway was 9 45 so had to miss the last 5 minutes witch ment i missed there goal so at least i left feeling good, then i had to wait for an hour in piccalily for the train home so not home till almost 12.

dont worry i will be there at about 5 30 so will get a table booked for us will have the early bird (edited for gumbo from the word door doh) menu no problem

rumor has it that he is big friends with carlton palmer as well fingers crossed he doesnt invite him to be his number two

i also am very happy to take a season ticket off anyone who is so upset to never go again

dam rite would much rather eat than wasting my energy outside in the cold

protest The guys who turned up last night are planning to protest outside before the game tonight. so all of you unhappy people can join in with them by all means but just keep it to out side and get behind the team when you get inside the reebok. i personaly wont join in because i have better things to do and dont want gartside out just dont want megson in. so who will be there with them

protest plans tonight the small group of idiots who protested last night are planning to do the same tonight before the game accourding to there posts on this link. theres alot of you who sound like you want to join in so will you be there

if you are one of the manny thousands who are desperate to throw your tickets away ill gladly take one off your hands. pm me and i will give you my address to send it to

oh god this article does not fill me with conferdence but hey lets just wait untill its for sure before we rite him off you never no he mite perfect for this job