Sky reporting 'far right' protesters attacking police and an immigration centre after rumours of an Asylum seeker stabbing children to death in broad daylight.

Stop the world I want to get off.

36 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

But Jesus did feed the five thousand with a Warbies toasty life and a pack of fish fingers?

And turned water into wine 

And cured the sick, walked on water...

15 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

And turned water into wine 

Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)

Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. 

Bread and Fish, what a dish,

Feed five thousand? Piece of piss!

Has anybody seen JC?

At a party he’ll be fine

He’ll change water into wine

Has anybody seen JC?

Mother Mary, she’s the most

She was fucked by the Holy Ghost

Has anybody seen JC?

 

1 hour ago, MickyD said:

Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)

Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. 

Bread and Fish, what a dish,

Feed five thousand? Piece of piss!

Has anybody seen JC?

At a party he’ll be fine

He’ll change water into wine

Has anybody seen JC?

Mother Mary, she’s the most

She was fucked by the Holy Ghost

Has anybody seen JC?

 

I'm assuming in the playground, and not in assembly or RE 

3 hours ago, MickyD said:

Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?)

Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. 

Bread and Fish, what a dish,

Feed five thousand? Piece of piss!

Has anybody seen JC?

At a party he’ll be fine

He’ll change water into wine

Has anybody seen JC?

Mother Mary, she’s the most

She was fucked by the Holy Ghost

Has anybody seen JC?

 

He’s so great he’s so cool

walked across my swimming pool 

has anybody seen JC 

It's actually a proper song (of sorts)

 

 

Cleans up temples it is said
Raises spastics from their bed 😁

Edited November 27, 20232 yr by Sweep

Thinks he’s great, thinks he’s it. 
cos he sucked the virgins tit

Has anybody seen JC

 

He’s so cool he’s so fine

he plays left back for Palestine 

has anybody seen JC 

 

Edited November 27, 20232 yr by royal white

Christianity is based on The biggest lie of all which was when Mary get pregnant shagging around behind Joseph's back 

Passed it off as an immaculate conception

Then convinced her illegitimate son he was the son of God

But if it was true 

Does it mean God basically raped Mary in her sleep?

2 minutes ago, Zico said:

Christianity is based on The biggest lie of all which was when Mary get pregnant shagging around behind Joseph's back 

Passed it off as an immaculate conception

Then convinced her illegitimate son he was the son of God

But if it was true 

Does it mean God basically raped Mary in her sleep?

If you want to see fucked up 

Look at what Zeus did and all the Greek gods/goddesses got up to 

Turned himself into a bull and raped a woman 

Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado.

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado.

Apparently Joseph was of a similar age when he married a much younger Mary. 

It was quite common back then... different world to the one we live in now. Think it was pretty much as soon as a women hit her period that she'd be married off. 

You'd be living a much shorter life as well. 

Don't have a link, sorry 😉

8 minutes ago, London Wanderer said:

Apparently Joseph was of a similar age when he married a much younger Mary. 

It was quite common back then... different world to the one we live in now. Think it was pretty much as soon as a women hit her period that she'd be married off. 

You'd be living a much shorter life as well. 

Don't have a link, sorry 😉

In some circles it still pervades. 

Was just the way 1000s of years back, as soon as a lass could conceive then that was the inevitable, regardless of which mythical shite you believed.

And that goes back way beyond any of the so called 'modern' religions

The minimum marriage age was only raised to 16 in the 1920s , before that it was 12 for a female 

21 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado.

I only know about Zeus as my other half is Greek 

The stories about the gods are proper fucked up though

Lots of rape.

Zeus eating the mother of Athena whilst pregnant then when she's about to give birth, he complains of a headache and gets a bloke to crack him over the skull with an axe, and out she pops 

But the myths, or tragedies, make good reading 

26 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

In some circles it still pervades. 

sure does... seems to be on the rise, or at the least the police are too stretched to fully crack down. 

I did jury duty last year, was quite curious and up for doing something different to the usual job. Turned out to be a horrific child abuse case. Was in the pub by 5pm. Absolutely grim. 

Fits lifts and moans like fuck about Evatt

JC

Galway, not Dublin, but I don't think we have a Meanwhile in Ireland thread