Not in Crawley Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: If other religions have other truths though, then what does that say about them? Perhaps they originated by "leaders" as a means of keeping social order- using a higher power. Such leaders having differing views on what social order should look like. Now we're getting it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 36 minutes ago, mickbrown said: But Jesus did feed the five thousand with a Warbies toasty life and a pack of fish fingers? And turned water into wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 27, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2023 And cured the sick, walked on water... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted November 27, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: And turned water into wine Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?) Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. Bread and Fish, what a dish, Feed five thousand? Piece of piss! Has anybody seen JC? At a party he’ll be fine He’ll change water into wine Has anybody seen JC? Mother Mary, she’s the most She was fucked by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen JC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, MickyD said: Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?) Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. Bread and Fish, what a dish, Feed five thousand? Piece of piss! Has anybody seen JC? At a party he’ll be fine He’ll change water into wine Has anybody seen JC? Mother Mary, she’s the most She was fucked by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen JC? I'm assuming in the playground, and not in assembly or RE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 hours ago, MickyD said: Reminds me of a song I learned at school (to the song, Has Anybody Seen My Gal?) Note: I have no idea where it’s from and apologise now for the blasphemous content. Bread and Fish, what a dish, Feed five thousand? Piece of piss! Has anybody seen JC? At a party he’ll be fine He’ll change water into wine Has anybody seen JC? Mother Mary, she’s the most She was fucked by the Holy Ghost Has anybody seen JC? He’s so great he’s so cool walked across my swimming pool has anybody seen JC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 (edited) It's actually a proper song (of sorts) Cleans up temples it is said Raises spastics from their bed 😁 Edited November 27, 2023 by Sweep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 (edited) Thinks he’s great, thinks he’s it. cos he sucked the virgins tit Has anybody seen JC He’s so cool he’s so fine he plays left back for Palestine has anybody seen JC Edited November 27, 2023 by royal white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted November 27, 2023 Moderators Share Posted November 27, 2023 Christianity is based on The biggest lie of all which was when Mary get pregnant shagging around behind Joseph's back Passed it off as an immaculate conception Then convinced her illegitimate son he was the son of God But if it was true Does it mean God basically raped Mary in her sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Zico said: Christianity is based on The biggest lie of all which was when Mary get pregnant shagging around behind Joseph's back Passed it off as an immaculate conception Then convinced her illegitimate son he was the son of God But if it was true Does it mean God basically raped Mary in her sleep? If you want to see fucked up Look at what Zeus did and all the Greek gods/goddesses got up to Turned himself into a bull and raped a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 27, 2023 Author Share Posted November 27, 2023 Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, gonzo said: Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado. Apparently Joseph was of a similar age when he married a much younger Mary. It was quite common back then... different world to the one we live in now. Think it was pretty much as soon as a women hit her period that she'd be married off. You'd be living a much shorter life as well. Don't have a link, sorry 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted November 27, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, London Wanderer said: Apparently Joseph was of a similar age when he married a much younger Mary. It was quite common back then... different world to the one we live in now. Think it was pretty much as soon as a women hit her period that she'd be married off. You'd be living a much shorter life as well. Don't have a link, sorry 😉 In some circles it still pervades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted November 27, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2023 Was just the way 1000s of years back, as soon as a lass could conceive then that was the inevitable, regardless of which mythical shite you believed. And that goes back way beyond any of the so called 'modern' religions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted November 27, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2023 The minimum marriage age was only raised to 16 in the 1920s , before that it was 12 for a female Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 21 minutes ago, gonzo said: Dont think Big Mo comes out with much credit either the big fucking peado. I only know about Zeus as my other half is Greek The stories about the gods are proper fucked up though Lots of rape. Zeus eating the mother of Athena whilst pregnant then when she's about to give birth, he complains of a headache and gets a bloke to crack him over the skull with an axe, and out she pops But the myths, or tragedies, make good reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 26 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: In some circles it still pervades. sure does... seems to be on the rise, or at the least the police are too stretched to fully crack down. I did jury duty last year, was quite curious and up for doing something different to the usual job. Turned out to be a horrific child abuse case. Was in the pub by 5pm. Absolutely grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 Fits lifts and moans like fuck about Evatt JC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Aldo Raine Posted December 17, 2023 Share Posted December 17, 2023 Galway, not Dublin, but I don't think we have a Meanwhile in Ireland thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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