Looks wank 

There's a handful of acts I'll try to catch but for me it's not a patch on last year 

Haven't even heard of the Sunday night headliner, SZA 

Or the act before them, Burna Boy

Just now, Spider said:

Tremendous stuff this

with the bonus of some splendid busters being bounced around at full pelt

More metal than any metal I've ever seen!

Plus busters as you rightly say! 

I turned it on and thought 'what is this shite' but I am engrossed. I think I'd even watch it without boobs. 

3 hours ago, Spider said:

I keep scouring the line up for something to get the juices flowing (that they’ll show on telly) and it gets worse with every look.

Watching Dexys at the minute and I doubt I’ll last 3 songs because they are as dull as a Gareth Southgate teamtalk

@globaldiver

See if this drags him out

10 minutes ago, Spider said:

Get Heilung on

Remarkable aryan, pagan stuff

do it

Now THAT is Glastonbury

1 minute ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Now THAT is Glastonbury

Boobs of all shapes and sizes too. But nothing smaller than a c-cup which is astonishing in this day and age. 

I'm quite partial to a pendulous breast.

How the fuck has this band passed me by until now.

It’s like Clannad on Pornhub. And LSD

10 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Jo Whiley only just discovered she's got hayfever after all these years doing this?!

First year she's not been coked off her shit tits.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

How the fuck has this band passed me by until now.

It’s like Clannad on Pornhub. And LSD

Honest to god. That's one of the best sets I've ever seen at Glastonbury. I think it may have awaked some hitherto latent DNA in me. 

Plus boobs.

4 minutes ago, Spider said:

How the fuck has this band passed me by until now.

It’s like Clannad on Pornhub. And LSD

Had a quick look on Wikipedia, formed by a tattoo artist who specialises in old norse tattoos, they've got about 40 members, one of their instruments is a human forearm bone and another is a rattle filled with human ashes.

So. Yeah.

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3 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Had a quick look on Wikipedia, formed by a tattoo artist who specialises in old norse tattoos, they've got about 40 members, one of their instruments is a human forearm bone and another is a rattle filled with human ashes.

So. Yeah.

Bit of me, that

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Bit of me, that

It's like Cradle Of Filth but for adults 

11 minutes ago, gonzo said:

First year she's not been coked off her shit tits.

It's some dress, that

7 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Had a quick look on Wikipedia, formed by a tattoo artist who specialises in old norse tattoos, they've got about 40 members, one of their instruments is a human forearm bone and another is a rattle filled with human ashes.

So. Yeah.

I'm going to donate my humongous shlong to them when I die - so that they can use it to strike a gong 😁

The gong shlong if you will. 

Apollo in Manchester next April for the Heilung fans

Well, im watching the sun go down listening to acoustic Status Quo

Glasto, my arse

10 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Apollo in Manchester next April for the Heilung fans

Imagine that crowd

16 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Imagine that crowd

I’m there

Norman Cook coming on to do Happy Hour with Paul Heaton was nice 

"Nice"

I'm old

just realised Lulu played this afternoon 

where have they dug her up from 

1 hour ago, Casino said:

@globaldiver

See if this drags him out

He’s nowhere until at least the 5th of July

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

Honest to god. That's one of the best sets I've ever seen at Glastonbury. I think it may have awaked some hitherto latent DNA in me. 

Plus boobs.

I need to check these mo’fos out

The delightful Dua Lipa's on

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

More metal than any metal I've ever seen!

Plus busters as you rightly say! 

I turned it on and thought 'what is this shite' but I am engrossed. I think I'd even watch it without boobs. 

You know nothing of Metal.

16 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

The delightful Dua Lipa's on

😆 

She's pretty good isn't she? Nice, toe tapping stuff that. Lovely stuff.

I always get the sense that if she wasn't famous she'd be like the girls that used to go in Yates in the 90s. Does nowt for me. Now...Polly Jean...

26 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

The delightful Dua Lipa's on

She's nicer than my wife