And this afternoon, walking around ASDA I was tempted to buy a Glade plug for my bedroom. The only one they had left was warm pumpkin and cinnamon. I bought it and it's now proudly sat on my chest of drawers. 

Anyway - It's been there an hour now I can confirm that it fucking stinks and is getting binned in the morning 🤣

Has anybody else experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight? 

Edited August 31, 2025Aug 31 by kent_white

Buy the wax melting smellies woth a candle base. They look nice and smell great.

Don't ever go for those glade piles of crap.

4 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Buy the wax melting smellies woth a candle base. They look nice and smell great.

Don't ever go for those glade piles of crap.

I said 'experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight?' 😁

6 minutes ago, kent_white said:

I said 'experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight?' 😁

Im 'straight' - had a very tight t shirt that was my sister's to pronounce it 😄

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Im 'straight' - had a very tight t shirt that was my sister's to pronounce it 😄

You're just so ambiguous - like David Bowie 😁

23 minutes ago, kent_white said:

You're just so ambiguous - like David Bowie 😁

Hawthorns catnip.

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

And this afternoon, walking around ASDA I was tempted to buy a Glade plug for my bedroom. The only one they had left was warm pumpkin and cinnamon. I bought it and it's now proudly sat on my chest of drawers. 

Anyway - It's been there an hour now I can confirm that it fucking stinks and is getting binned in the morning 🤣

Has anybody else experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight? 

I didn’t push back so can confirm 100% that I’m not a bender

Edited August 31, 2025Aug 31 by MancWanderer

8 hours ago, kent_white said:

And this afternoon, walking around ASDA I was tempted to buy a Glade plug for my bedroom. The only one they had left was warm pumpkin and cinnamon. I bought it and it's now proudly sat on my chest of drawers. 

Anyway - It's been there an hour now I can confirm that it fucking stinks and is getting binned in the morning 🤣

Has anybody else experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight? 

Brought 2 of them plug in ones 

fuck me one was enough 

i put it on for a hour once a week 

that's enougth

the other i was working on a house that stunk of 

Cat Piss  so stuck it in there and left it 

10 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Brought 2 of them plug in ones 

fuck me one was enough 

i put it on for a hour once a week 

that's enougth

the other i was working on a house that stunk of 

Cat Piss  so stuck it in there and left it 

Is that the wrong type of piss ? 

Wouldn't touch any of these chemical smelly things.

Scientists warning of all sorts of harmful substances found in houses, so fuck that.

Open the windows.

I do get the vacuum cleaner our though- where does that register on the gay scale?

13 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Wouldn't touch any of these chemical smelly things.

Scientists warning of all sorts of harmful substances found in houses, so fuck that.

Open the windows.

I do get the vacuum cleaner out though- where does that register on the gay scale?

I Suppose it Depends if you stick your dick in your Henry. 

I bought some Domestos foam spray in Tesco, just in case the girl on the checkout was thinking "OH EYE?" i also got vindaloo paste, Wainwrights gold and some Castrol GTX.

Only cost an extra £30. But i reckon she knew i was safe eh?.

 

I remember buying some vaseline and a packet of cream cakes in Sainsbury's once... I wondered why the check out lass was smirking...

Edited September 1, 2025Sep 1 by Dimron

3 hours ago, royal white said:

I Suppose it Depends if you stick your dick in your Henry. 

He might have the female one though. She's lovely! 

12 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Buy the wax melting smellies woth a candle base. They look nice and smell great.

Don't ever go for those glade piles of crap.

I think this is what @tomskiwas saying he uses these days, when he's run out of joss sticks

8 minutes ago, kent_white said:

He might have the female one though. She's lovely! 

Hetty?  We've got her, she lives up the shed though coz her knickers stink.

I have Soya milk rather than cow tit jizz. 

Started using roll on deodorant

50 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I think this is what @tomskiwas saying he uses these days, when he's run out of joss sticks

Also - I use some of those oils which are nice. Top tip for Xmas, put a few dabs on kitchen roll of a clove and mandarin oil (or green tea and fig) and place them on top of your radiators. When they come on the house smells lovely and wintery/Christmassy 

1 hour ago, kent_white said:

He might have the female one though. She's lovely! 

We have a Miele; German efficiency at it's finest.

She's not got time for sexual interactions.

26 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Also - I use some of those oils which are nice. Top tip for Xmas, put a few dabs on kitchen roll of a clove and mandarin oil (or green tea and fig) and place them on top of your radiators. When they come on the house smells lovely and wintery/Christmassy 

I buy them every Christmas 

smell like a real Christmas tree 

put one in car to

I do wonder sometimes. We are northern lads. WTF is wrong with the scent of beer dregs FFS?

You'll be swapping dress patterns next.

2 hours ago, bolty58 said:

I do wonder sometimes. We are northern lads. WTF is wrong with the scent of beer dregs FFS?

You'll be swapping dress patterns next.

Wife thinks the smell of beer on my breath is sexy🙂

6 hours ago, bolty58 said:

I do wonder sometimes. We are northern lads. WTF is wrong with the scent of beer dregs FFS?

You'll be swapping dress patterns next.

Nothing says closet homosexual more than a middle aged man riding around on a scooter with loads of mirror on 😉😁

5 hours ago, kent_white said:

Nothing says closet homosexual more than a middle aged man riding around on a scooter with loads of mirror on 😉😁

Well that counts me out straight away then sweety pie.

As they came off the production line is my thing - don't go for masses of accoutrements. Maybe the odd one like the subtle flyscreen on my 1964 Vespa GS160.

As I have said to (filthy) Rockers down here when we have had a forced mingling in the interests of charitable causes (most notably military veterans), real men (red blooded heterosexuals) are supposed to be inclined towards petite, feminine and curvaceous steeds to ride be they steel or flesh.

The 'blokes' to worry about are those who have a preference for oily (classic threads ruining) throbbers. Clear over compensation by closet cocoa shunters.

13 hours ago, Dimron said:

Wife thinks the smell of beer on my breath is sexy🙂

Video evidence 

Where's that?