And this afternoon, walking around ASDA I was tempted to buy a Glade plug for my bedroom. The only one they had left was warm pumpkin and cinnamon. I bought it and it's now proudly sat on my chest of drawers. 

Anyway - It's been there an hour now I can confirm that it fucking stinks and is getting binned in the morning 🤣

Has anybody else experimented with their sexuality and then realised that they're 100% straight? 

Edited August 31, 2025Aug 31 by kent_white

2 hours ago, green genie said:

Video evidence 

Chadwick's Bolton 

6 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Well that counts me out straight away then sweety pie.

As they came off the production line is my thing - don't go for masses of accoutrements. Maybe the odd one like the subtle flyscreen on my 1964 Vespa GS160.

As I have said to (filthy) Rockers down here when we have had a forced mingling in the interests of charitable causes (most notably military veterans), real men (red blooded heterosexuals) are supposed to be inclined towards petite, feminine and curvaceous steeds to ride be they steel or flesh.

The 'blokes' to worry about are those who have a preference for oily (classic threads ruining) throbbers. Clear over compensation by closet cocoa shunters.

I wonder if they do the smell of two stroke in these air freshener things. I’ll ask the wife.😊

1 hour ago, jayjayoghani said:

Where's that? 

Looks like it's outside Colliers on COR to me. 

Classic J Folders. 😁

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-gets-glade-air-freshener-13809762

 

 

1 hour ago, BobyBrno said:

I wonder if they do the smell of two stroke in these air freshener things. I’ll ask the wife.😊

Putoline TT has a strawberry scented one.

Just normal Redline does it for me. Catnip.

 

Once snorted some lavender oils to try to bring me back up after a heavy clubbing session. 
 

didn’t work. 

2 hours ago, BobyBrno said:

I wonder if they do the smell of two stroke in these air freshener things. I’ll ask the wife.😊

My old MG Midget is running rich and burning a bit of oil... smells lovely, very non-PC & un-green... I'd have that in an air freshener 😁

2 hours ago, boogs said:

Looks like it's outside Colliers on COR to me. 

Classic J Folders. 😁

Yeah think you're right.  Street view confirms it. 

1 hour ago, superjohnmcginlay said:

Once snorted some lavender oils to try to bring me back up after a heavy clubbing session. 
 

didn’t work. 

Try cinnamon. Have a diddle.

4 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Try cinnamon. Have a diddle.

always reminds me of this

 

On 01/09/2025 at 09:45, Whitestar said:

I bought some Domestos foam spray in Tesco, just in case the girl on the checkout was thinking "OH EYE?" i also got vindaloo paste, Wainwrights gold and some Castrol GTX.

Only cost an extra £30. But i reckon she knew i was safe eh?.

 

Wainwrights?!?!

You fucking bender 😁

FYI @bolty58

 

 

Atmospheric "listen to the radio" by Tom Robinson is my non-stop ear worm at the moment, great track it is too.

9 hours ago, Zico said:

FYI @bolty58

 

 

Cheers for the warning.

I'll make sure that I am on the CDS when it's on.

4 minutes ago, bolty58 said:

Cheers for the warning.

I'll make sure that I am on the CDS when it's on.

Another screechy protest about the gays.

We all know why.

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Another screechy protest about the gays.

We all know why.

That closet must be creaking by now.

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

That closet must be creaking by now.

It’s wide open.

Its not even a secret anymore 

11 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

That closet must be creaking by now.

Aye and the thick cunt should stay in it. Screechy? The bloke's fucking puddled.

If you and I are going down this route again, I am sure I can find a suitable cure.

Walkden is erm…

2 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Aye and the thick cunt should stay in it. Screechy? The bloke's fucking puddled.

If you and I are going down this route again, I am sure I can find a suitable cure.

I'm a straight man, but would you like me less if i was a bumder?

46 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I'm a straight man, but would you like me less if i was a bumder?

I couldn't possibly like you less 😉

Nah, I am sure we'd get along if we ever actually met. What 'bumders' do behind closed doors is up to them. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

What does is parading and the constant highlighting of their sexuality as if it is some sort of (rusty sheriffs) badge of honour.

Just get the fuck on with it without the constant advertising. No one cares.

14 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Cheers for the warning.

I'll make sure that I am on the CDS when it's on.

Good idea, you could AirBNB your house and make a few quid out of the people attending 😉  -  it'd help keep their sordid activities behind closed doors (specifically, your closed doors) - you might have to leave a note though, and ask them not to copulate on the Lambretta

Edited October 29, 2025Oct 29 by Sweep

10 hours ago, Sweep said:

Good idea, you could AirBNB your house and make a few quid out of the people attending 😉  -  it'd help keep their sordid activities behind closed doors (specifically, your closed doors) - you might have to leave a note though, and ask them not to copulate on the Lambretta

My house? If only.

The ponderosa is a family asset. I'd be happy to own just one of the equine population never mind one of the buildings.

Not sure about copulation on a Lambretta but wanking over it is understandable. Not sure those feminine curves would appeal to fudge packers though?