Bigtoe Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 morecambe the town that time forgot a steaming turd on the landscape
Sweep Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Fleetwood is pretty grim. When I was a kid, my mother took me and my brother there for a holiday in our next door neighbours static caravan - oh what a joyous holiday that was
Guest Biff Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 [.On the subject of shit places and Southport how about Ormskirk? I used to live near Ormskirk and played chess for Ormskirk and it's not that bad. There are some good pubs in Ormskirk and the parish church is the only church with both a tower and a steeple. I wonder how that is shown on an ordnance survey map. Th' Ormy Soldiers will take Th' East Midland Whites anyday.
Maggie Tate Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Katowice in Poland Panavezys in Lithuania I hope never to return to either
mickbrown Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 During my shit shifting days, I always found Leigh to be pretty grim.
Sweep Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 During my shit stabbing days, I always found Leigh to be pretty grim. HOMO ALERT
Widnes Two Hats Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 [.On the subject of shit places and Southport how about Ormskirk? I used to live near Ormskirk and played chess for Ormskirk and it's not that bad. There are some good pubs in Ormskirk and the parish church is the only church with both a tower and a steeple. I wonder how that is shown on an ordnance survey map. Th' Ormy Soldiers will take Th' East Midland Whites anyday. Biff, everytime a place is mentioned, you always state 'I've lived there' Is there any reason why you have to move so frequently?
whiteboy Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 Rawtenstall went knocking on doors all over the north-west over the summer found something about this place gave me the creeps most inbred: Shadsworth in Blackburn or Frodsham 8-[
Guest Biff Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 [.On the subject of shit places and Southport how about Ormskirk? I used to live near Ormskirk and played chess for Ormskirk and it's not that bad. There are some good pubs in Ormskirk and the parish church is the only church with both a tower and a steeple. I wonder how that is shown on an ordnance survey map. Th' Ormy Soldiers will take Th' East Midland Whites anyday. Biff, everytime a place is mentioned, you always state 'I've lived there' Is there any reason why you have to move so frequently? Every time I got promoted I got transferred.
M46 Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 First job I ever had was in Hindley (Inglee) as Pie eatin yokells pronounce it. That place is the biggest shit hole in the land. Always sticks in my mind what a bunch of mindless morons they were Sure I worked with this lot
burnden Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 biggest hovel in the uk has to be rhyl full of chavs ,14 yr old mums and smack and crack heads SHITHOLE!!!
SatanGreavsie Posted November 1, 2005 Posted November 1, 2005 First job I ever had was in Hindley (Inglee) as Pie eatin yokells pronounce it. Hindley provides my favourite inane website item, from the esteemed http://www.wiganworld.co.uk/ During a tour of Hindley landmarks we get: "Kard Kabin, Hindley's well known card shop. " Shit-heap-tastic!!
jules_darby Posted November 2, 2005 Posted November 2, 2005 Was in Hanley 5 or 6 years ago when it was Wetherspoons birthday and beers were extra cheap. Thhink it was a Tuesday or Wednesday night and the main Wetherspoons in Hanley was packed with Stoke's finest...anyway as Stoke is made up of a few smaller towns there's a fair bit of rivalry within n40 and the under 5's and a kick off was inevitable - you could literally smell it... About 10pm a couple of mobs went at it big-style (one from Trentham - dunno about the others)...the 2 bouncers came in and got whalloped, then went back outside, shut the doors and let the lot ensue whilst calling all the other bouncers from Hanley down. Even the birds were at it - fighting with smashed up chairs, chucking bottles etc. The pub itself is big and has a huge staircase going up the middle to a circular-type balcony and at least half a dozen lads were chucked down the stairs. THe best thing about Stokies is that they're so far behind the times - 5-6 years ago they looked and dressed like Oasis did in 1994. It's the ??rse end of the world. The good news is that the birds are easy and mucky as owt - they won't just accept an insertion up the wrong'un they actively encourage it...
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