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I'd like to say they're pleasantly rounded, never had any complaints so far.

 

 

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Woa woa woa

 

What exactly is pleasantly rounded, Are we taking rounded as in a cricket ball or rounded as in a medicine ball, there's no need to be coy with me, I'm a snowdropper

 

And do you lick both sides of the stamp beause Mr Sausage may be interested in carrying out some mud eye machanics with you and Dutch Girl

 

Don't tell Dollybird though cause she likes mohair knickers and is from Levens Drive :-$

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I'd say pleasantly rounded as in a couple small beachballs. The type you can purchase at many stores in the Newquay/Bournemouth area. But they're not multi coloured & they don't pop..... I hope you get jist of the analogy there.

I'm sorry to be a prude but there's only one side of the stamp for me as it were. You need to maybe watch a little less pornography of an evening happen and it'll make you a better more rounded person.....now stand in the corner and face the wall!

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I'd say pleasantly rounded as in a couple small beachballs. The type you can purchase at many stores in the Newquay/Bournemouth area. But they're not multi coloured & they don't pop..... I hope you get jist of the analogy there.

I'm sorry to be a prude but there's only one side of the stamp for me as it were. You need to maybe watch a little less pornography of an evening happen and it'll make you a better more rounded person.....now stand in the corner and face the wall!

 

 

If he is to stand facing the wall is it ok if his goat accompany's him too for a bit of light relief?

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It's an impossibility for me to stand in the corner due to the size of my spam javelin

 

But I like the sound of small beach balls, you're not a fat f??cker are you?

 

Or Cuddly as you women like to say

 

I'm afraid I'm in the cuddly yet feminine bracket......That's me fired of then.....oh damn & I was so looking forward to a bit of flirtin....yeh reet!

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I'm afraid I'm in the cuddly yet feminine bracket......That's me fired of then.....oh damn & I was so looking forward to a bit of flirtin....yeh reet!

 

So, you've got long hair instead of a skinhead

 

You may have some luck with Dollybird, but put a peg on your nose first because her minge, well you'd have to rummage through the grime before you got there

 

Anyhow, welcome to WW, just remember that looks are only skin deep however, being a shallow bastard very important to me

 

Goodbye

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mopping the floor? Are you serious? I have staff for that & if I ever catch one of them indulging in that sort of behaviour in my kitchen/diner they'd been sent back to the agency immediately!

Do they not sell specific items in rude shops for that anyway?

 

sorry, got mixed up with a Mop Head and a Moped.

Easily done when you are not fluent in the Queen's English!

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mopping the floor? Are you serious? I have staff for that & if I ever catch one of them indulging in that sort of behaviour in my kitchen/diner they'd been sent back to the agency immediately!

Do they not sell specific items in rude shops for that anyway?

 

sorry, got mixed up with a Mop Head and a Moped.

Easily done when you are not fluent in the Queen's English!

 

None taken. And if I'm being frank I may as well confess to having a wee Bolton Twang in my speech...just had to get that out before I got found out...Oh,I feel much better now.

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I'd say pleasantly rounded as in a couple small beachballs. The type you can purchase at many stores in the Newquay/Bournemouth area. But they're not multi coloured & they don't pop..... I hope you get jist of the analogy there.

I'm sorry to be a prude but there's only one side of the stamp for me as it were. You need to maybe watch a little less pornography of an evening happen and it'll make you a better more rounded person.....now stand in the corner and face the wall!

 

 

If he is to stand facing the wall is it ok if his goat accompany's him he'll not get within 3 inches of the wall!

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Am I missing the point of this whole forum lark but aren't you supposed to add pictures of your pleasently rounded tits?

 

Yes!

clever bit of misquotation there, you little tinker you...it could well happen actually though if I have Kronenbourg too many in Marseille!

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I say old boy have you heard the news about Caruthers?

 

No old chap what news is that?

 

he decided to leave old blighty and the army and is now taken up residents with a gorilla in the Congo!

 

whats that you say living with a female gorilla?

 

of course female...theres nothing odd about Caruthers

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Northern Dancer? The finest stallion in equine bloodline history or a Wigan Casino regular? Either way, I think you'll find that the caruthers gorilla thing has been done by yours truly some time back.

Good N/Soul scene here in Perth if ever you are ever over. Regulars wear dark blue singlets with Northern Dancer in Lambretta writing. Have I sent you all off to sleep yet....

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Northern Dancer? The finest stallion in equine bloodline history or a Wigan Casino regular?

 

correct on both meanings well done! did'nt think anyone would suss the Homonym or is it Homographs? (will check the dictionary) of the words Northern Dancer.

 

yes named after that great racehorse and stallion (both born same year)

 

Wigan regular? if you can call two friday oldies nights at the casino regular? but still love the music.

 

should have read all the posts on this thread before posting about Caruthers and yes you did post it first and your version is much funnier than mine.

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Dunno about that ND - I'd have said they were equally funny. Impressed that your site name is after the great Northern Dancer. Probably boring the rest of the poor sods on this site to death but the finest racehorse I ever saw in the flesh was one of ND's descendants. Dancing Brave - interestingly my nom-de-plume on a site here in Perth! Fcuk me - we could be related!!!

 

 

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