colintoddsdiscopants Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Was out with the girlfriend on sat night, one her m8's 18th, the birthday girl knows vaz te quite well and he was telling my missus how good he was and that he is far to good to be on the bench at bolton and soon he will be at a big club cause jose mourinho said so, he is at hull as he and Sam have had a huge argument and he doesn't rate sam at all, only found out all this after i left otherwise i would have had words, he is whats wrong with football these days picks his 5 grand a week up for doing nothing is in J2 or manchester every single weekend acting the big man doesn't have any clue about what a privilage it is for him to put on the white shirt for the people of this town who pay for his fancy house in chorley and all these nights out sipping crystal slagging the team and our manager off hope he breaks his leg at hull and never plays for us again the kid is all mouth and no bollocks rant over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 and breathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YATESY Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 and breathe... ...not done punctuation at school yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YATESY Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 and breathe he got you out of breath too eh CWP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Was out with the girlfriend on sat night, one her m8's 18th, the birthday girl knows vaz te quite well and he was telling my missus how good he was and that he is far to good to be on the bench at bolton and soon he will be at a big club cause jose mourinho said so, he is at hull as he and Sam have had a huge argument and he doesn't rate sam at all, only found out all this after i left otherwise i would have had words, he is whats wrong with football these days picks his 5 grand a week up for doing nothing is in J2 or manchester every single weekend acting the big man doesn't have any clue about what a privilage it is for him to put on the white shirt for the people of this town who pay for his fancy house in chorley and all these nights out sipping crystal slagging the team and our manager off hope he breaks his leg at hull and never plays for us again the kid is all mouth and no bollocks rant over Have heard many a tale like this over the years, concerning different players. More often than not, and in this case i predict it to be total bollocks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) and if it is, he'd get slagged off if he was happy not playing Edited March 19, 2007 by Casino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 19, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2007 Was out with the girlfriend on sat night, one her m8's 18th, the birthday girl knows vaz te quite well and he was telling my missus how good he was and that he is far to good to be on the bench at bolton and soon he will be at a big club cause jose mourinho said so, he is at hull as he and Sam have had a huge argument and he doesn't rate sam at all, only found out all this after i left otherwise i would have had words, he is whats wrong with football these days picks his 5 grand a week up for doing nothing is in J2 or manchester every single weekend acting the big man doesn't have any clue about what a privilage it is for him to put on the white shirt for the people of this town who pay for his fancy house in chorley and all these nights out sipping crystal slagging the team and our manager off hope he breaks his leg at hull and never plays for us again the kid is all mouth and no bollocks rant over a mate of mine was at a xmas party and vaz was there, he reckons vaz blames himself and he beleives he needs to work harder. funny how stories differ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colintoddsdiscopants Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 Have heard many a tale like this over the years, concerning different players. More often than not, and in this case i predict it to be total bollocks!! Why would it be total bollocks he was talking to my girlfriend, all came from his mouth. The girl who's birthday it was used to go out with him and is still m8's with him, she says he says stuff like that all the time so doubt its bollocks mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) I bet it is Edited March 19, 2007 by CWP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Why would it be total bollocks he was talking to my girlfriend, all came from his mouth. The girl who's birthday it was used to go out with him and is still m8's with him, she says he says stuff like that all the time so doubt its bollocks mate. The fact that you type mates as m8's means that I find it very hard to take your "tale" seriously. The girls is 18 i think you said, he said she said bollocks. Teenages kids make stuff up FACT. Each time i'm in the boozer I hear some bellend with a story. Doesn't mean that its true...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted March 19, 2007 i heard vaz has been through half of bolton schools sixth form birds and why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Met Vaz Te in a bar in Manc a while ago - he said he wanted to be given a chance, but knew he had alot to improve upon. He bought me a drink too, so he's alright by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 i heard vaz has been through half of bolton schools sixth form birds and why not I heard he shagged colin's bird and she yellped like a dog whilst riding his portuguese love length!!! :::::::::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colintoddsdiscopants Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 The fact that you type mates as m8's means that I find it very hard to take your "tale" seriously. The girls is 18 i think you said, he said she said bollocks. Teenages kids make stuff up FACT. Each time i'm in the boozer I hear some bellend with a story. Doesn't mean that its true...... The way i spell things or punctuation is nothing to do with it, why would my girlfriend make it up exactly she didn't even know who he was till he started telling her and all the rest, yes he has been through all the sixth form at bolton school and yes he took one of the birthday girls friends home with him that night. Thats not what i was getting at, it was the stuff coming out of his mouth to my girlfriend and the fact he is in there every week giving it the Big I Am. Believe it or don't , but this was from his mouth no-one else's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 The way i spell things or punctuation is nothing to do with it, why would my girlfriend make it up exactly she didn't even know who he was till he started telling her and all the rest, yes he has been through all the sixth form at bolton school and yes he took one of the birthday girls friends home with him that night. Thats not what i was getting at, it was the stuff coming out of his mouth to my girlfriend and the fact he is in there every week giving it the Big I Am. Believe it or don't , but this was from his mouth no-one else's. :::::::::::: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 19, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2007 maybe she was jealous that he dint take her home and rattle her pooper so she's getting back at him? disgraceful behaviour on you girlfiends part, get rid quick mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 where did this conversation allegedly take place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 where did this conversation allegedly take place? cloud cuckoo land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyjoojar Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 where did this conversation allegedly take place? The Blue Oyster Bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 where did this conversation allegedly take place? I think she was taking his food order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colintoddsdiscopants Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 where did this conversation allegedly take place? J2 saturday night in the vip area 2nd floor with diouf his missus johann smith and all the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 J2 saturday night in the vip area 2nd floor with diouf his missus johann smith and all the rest J2 is only a small place, hence his desire to move onto a bigger club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 19, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2007 i thought the only women who went to j2 were looking for footballers for kiss n tell stories. dont think you missus has got the hang of it yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Was out with the girlfriend on sat night, one her m8's 18th, the birthday girl knows vaz te quite well and he was telling my missus how good he was and that he is far to good to be on the bench at bolton and soon he will be at a big club cause jose mourinho said so, he is at hull as he and Sam have had a huge argument and he doesn't rate sam at all, only found out all this after i left otherwise i would have had words, he is whats wrong with football these days picks his 5 grand a week up for doing nothing is in J2 or manchester every single weekend acting the big man doesn't have any clue about what a privilage it is for him to put on the white shirt for the people of this town who pay for his fancy house in chorley and all these nights out sipping crystal slagging the team and our manager off hope he breaks his leg at hull and never plays for us again the kid is all mouth and no bollocks rant over ....and then dave smith took kelly behind the bike sheds and gave him a hand shandy and I was like SHAT ap cos aint not even done that 2 him cos even tracy said that i gave leroy a handyy but i said that oh my god I so cant beleive you just said that and anyways it was a blowie.....but shat ap cos i aint evin dun nuffin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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