...what would your words have been as you stepped onto the ground?

 

And to avoid wankiness, let's assume it really happened.

howdo smiley

"oh look there's General Zod,Ursa and Non"

"Does anyone know were the Clangers live?"

"Listen Stipe you f?ckin' nonce - this ain't no f?ckin' Arizona TV studio........ and that there moon ain't no f?ckin' polystyrene set....... now don't even think about penning a huge hit based on your half-baked beliefs!"

 

not sure how NASA would interpret that one - plus its got a bit of Back to the Future about it.....

 

thats wrong. serious camel-toe.

Fcuk me, I can see Butts Mill from here.

Fcuk me, I can see Butts Mill from here.

 

He said the moon, not Dootsons bloody Park!

Tastes nowt like Lancashire Cheese.

'Is that it!'

"it ragging cold up here "

Let me guess you support munich!!!

open the window's somebody's farted.

No I havent got any spare change now fcuk off

After a flight that long, my first 'words' would be 'BWFC OK' written by p1ss stream.

can we go home now, I think I left a light on

Am I in Wigan?

is this your corner shop Mr patel

Oh bollocks! You've landed in a disabled bay!

dunno what I would have said but before I left I'd have drawn old school massive c?ck and balls on the surface with the end of that flag, big enough so you could see it from earth

 

and wrote "aldrin is queer"

"Listen Stipe you f?ckin' nonce - this ain't no f?ckin' Arizona TV studio........ and that there moon ain't no f?ckin' polystyrene set....... now don't even think about penning a huge hit based on your half-baked beliefs!"

 

not sure how NASA would interpret that one - plus its got a bit of Back to the Future about it.....

 

I thought Man on the Moon was a tribute to Andy Kaufman.

 

"You ain't seen me, right "

 

" I claim you in name of Bolton "

I thought Man on the Moon was a tribute to Andy Kaufman.

well I never, you appear to be right

 

The band R.E.M. referenced Andy Kaufman, his Elvis impersonation and other facets of his life in their song "Man on the Moon" from the 1992 CD Automatic for the People. Man on the Moon is also the title of the movie about Andy Kaufman, directed by Milo? Forman in 1999. A second song about Andy Kaufman by R.E.M., "The Great Beyond," appeared both in this movie and on the soundtrack

 

taken from Wikipedia

"I'm over the Earth brian"

...what would your words have been as you stepped onto the ground?

"So thats what happened to white dog shit"

...what would your words have been as you stepped onto the ground?

 

And to avoid wankiness, let's assume it really happened.

"whats gartside,the board and the ticket office going to do about this?, its cold, grey, too far away and there's no f*ckin atmosphere, I'm not coming next year"