Freddie Starr's In Their Eyes - Documentary following the hamster eaters pursuit in a new career as an Optician

Dirty Hugo Sanchez.

 

Former Mexican Strikers crusade to become a top porn star.

Jenson Button Moon - The F1 driver teams up with Mr.Spoon for more adventures in the blanket sky.

Salty Love Porridge.

 

Biggest game of sticky biscuit ever, starring Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Fulton mcKay.

MasterChief.

 

Top Red Indians cook up their favouite disshes.

The Banana Splitarses..

 

Hosted by Sticky Vicky, a show for women who can do tricks with there lady parts...

 

Only Shown after 9pm watershed.

It anit half ragging hot mum.....

 

Meena Pathak cooks with her favourite sauces.

The Goodies, The Bad & The Ugly

 

Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke Taylor & Graham Garden in a Mexican standoff whilst searching for lost gold.

Wankety Wank..

 

All the guest are woman porn starts and the contestants have too 'Finish 1st'

It anit half ragging hot mum.....

 

Meena Pathak cooks with her favourite sauces.

 

 

Now you've got all Giddy and missed the point of the thread - two existing genuine programme titles together

Emerydale - Soap Opera starring Dick Emery and Dale Winton as two marmite miners in a North Yorkshire village.

Phonejackernory - Bernard Cribbens, talk to me.

Six Million Dollar Man About the House

 

Despite it costing a small fortune to put him back together, NASA reluctantly agree for Steve Austin to move in with 2 birds in a house in Earl's Court. Guest starring Gene Hackman as George Roper.

coronation streethawk

 

a vigilante scooter enthusiast cleans up the mean streets of weatherfield

 

wagons east-enders

 

john candy is dug up, and takes dot cotton, pat butcher, and dean gaffney (?) across america in the back of a wagon

 

emmerdale animal farm

 

shadrack fcuks a goat, sammy winward w#nks a chicken

Nike-Airwolf - Packs of wolves test out Nike lateset trainers!

Six Million Dollar Man About the House

 

Despite it costing a small fortune to put him back together, NASA reluctantly agree for Steve Austin to move in with 2 birds in a house in Earl's Court. Guest starring Gene Hackman as George Roper.

 

I have honestly just soiled myself upon reading that, you bastard

Fireman Sam Allardyce

 

The adventures of a portly media whore struggling to douse the flames from a pile of burning brown envelopes.

The Old Grey Whistle Test Match

 

This week Barclay James Harvest play Free. Commentary by Whispering Bob Harris (turn the sound up).

The BAYWATCH at night:

 

Sir Patrick Moore invites us to share in much Telescopic-Tomfoolery from his new observatory overlooking a popluar seaside resort.

Revel in the slow-motion action as Partick displays his Arsenal of distance-perving equipment.

Days of Thunderbirds.

 

Tom Cruise saves the world and acts all wooden.................. again.

Two Girls, The Cup

 

Two women shit all over the BBC's shit "comedy" series, making an even bigger pile of streaming shit.

Airforce One Man and His Dog

 

Harrison Ford and his faithful collie defeat Phil Drabble's band of terrorists at 35,000 feet

Camberwick Green Street

 

Camberwick Green Street

 

 

Out of that crew,i'd say the geezer at the front is the scariest.

the muppet showgirls

 

miss piggy, after hitting hard times, turns to lap dancing, gets her gash out, and shags the guy out of twin peaks. meanwhile kermit gets raped off a rockstar

 

 

the south park bank show

 

 

cartman profiles an important dude from art, literature, and german scheister porn. dennis potter kills kenny. the bastard

 

 

magnum q.i.

 

stephen fry grows a 'tache, without looking camp, drives a nice car, and has a small older house boy with a slightly less impressive 'tache. oh and suceeds where the police fail

 

 

and bit off track;

 

the fall guy

 

mark e smith starts a new career as a stunt man, solves crime in his spare time