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Car Park Attendants.

Just got back from a trip to town. It seems I parked with about 1" of tyre on the white line. This, they say, constitutes an offence; even though I maintain that I just followed suit with every other person in there. The person who parked next to me was so close to the paint but didn't actually touch it. I couldn't get out of my car if I'd have stayed within my lines. I argued this point with the attendant who just looked at me gormlessly.

 

Anyone work for the council or other agency who can get me off?

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Just got back from a trip to town. It seems I parked with about 1" of tyre on the white line. This, they say, constitutes an offence; even though I maintain that I just followed suit with every other person in there. The person who parked next to me was so close to the paint but didn't actually touch it. I couldn't get out of my car if I'd have stayed within my lines. I argued this point with the attendant who just looked at me gormlessly.

 

Anyone work for the council or other agency who can get me off?

 

Sorry micky the rules are you must park 'wholly' within the white line even your wheel being on the line constitutes an offence. thanks to Barry Moss and his ilk the council has checked and re checked all the rules and regs for their car parks. so i doubt you'd get off.

 

The office is on Chorley street car park you could try going in there and pleading your case.

How much is the fine ?.

Why didnt you just park at the side of the street with the lights flashing, and run into the chippy like the rest of them do?

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Sorry micky the rules are you must park 'wholly' within the white line even your wheel being on the line constitutes an offence. thanks to Barry Moss and his ilk the council has checked and re checked all the rules and regs for their car parks. so i doubt you'd get off.

 

The office is on Chorley street car park you could try going in there and pleading your case.

 

Rules aren't always rules unless I see them. We all know that.

 

Devon, ?40

just stopped laughing..........

 

which car park

 

did you splutter :p

Was it just 1 wheel on the line.

Just got back from a trip to town. It seems I parked with about 1" of tyre on the white line. This, they say, constitutes an offence; even though I maintain that I just followed suit with every other person in there. The person who parked next to me was so close to the paint but didn't actually touch it. I couldn't get out of my car if I'd have stayed within my lines. I argued this point with the attendant who just looked at me gormlessly.

 

Anyone work for the council or other agency who can get me off?

 

Just firebomb the council offices, ask questions later

 

Or park in the town centre and leave your window wipers on full so they can't put a ticket on your window screen

Why is it an offence though? Does it really matter if your car is a bit skew-whiff in a space as long as you have paid?

 

I got done last week in Wigan, apparently my car was parked on a restricted street, even though it was in the car park overspill with a valid ticket in the window, twats!

ond did me 2 years back took pictures of car the lot i tride to run over the c@@t just mist... then got out of the car got phone out took a picture of him said if i ever see you out in town i will fuck you up you c@@t ...the look on his face was worth the ?40 still not sean him :drinks:

What you need is a pseudo legal expert with access to a web browser, Google and too much time on their hands.

What you need is a pseudo legal expert with access to a web browser, Google and too much time on their hands.

 

Where would we find one of those?

try this site for any info you may want

 

PePiPoo

 

I think NCP now run the car parks in Bolton and not the council so you'll be fighting their legal team and not a couple of law school drop outs

therell be a 4 bi 4 somewhere along the row taking up more than 1 space

 

wankers

Nothing wrong with 4x4s. :mellow:

Just got back from a trip to town. It seems I parked with about 1" of tyre on the white line. This, they say, constitutes an offence; even though I maintain that I just followed suit with every other person in there. The person who parked next to me was so close to the paint but didn't actually touch it. I couldn't get out of my car if I'd have stayed within my lines. I argued this point with the attendant who just looked at me gormlessly.

 

Anyone work for the council or other agency who can get me off?

out of interest, which car park? i got a ticket on "octagan surface" which is the old job centre car park behind the old odeon, for the hideous crime of having the pay and display ticket on the dash (fully visible) and not stuck on the windscreen! saw the attendant looking at the van when i came back, then i saw the ticket on the windscreen. this attendant said he was only looking at the ticket to see the offence code as he could quite clearly see the ticket on the dash as was wondering why his colleague had given me a ticket, then proceded to say " well it does say to be displayed on the windscreen" went to that parking shop on chorley st and filled in an appeals form and just waiting to hear now, but in there they also said that it wasnt on the windscreen so its technically a correct fine!

no wonder the place is full of boarded up shops and pound stretchers!

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I'm always seeing lazy folk getting tickets on Tonge Moor Road.

 

Parking round the back and walking 50 yards or so is beyond them.

 

A friend of a friend got clamped in town today, she's Czech and didn't realise. ?155 release fee.

I'm always seeing lazy folk getting tickets on Tonge Moor Road.

 

Parking round the back and walking 50 yards or so is beyond them.

 

A friend of a friend got clamped in town today, she's Czech and didn't realise. ?155 release fee.

 

HBAHT?

I'm always seeing lazy folk getting tickets on Tonge Moor Road.

 

Parking round the back and walking 50 yards or so is beyond them.

 

A friend of a friend got clamped in town today, she's Czech and didn't realise. ?155 release fee.

 

Got her number ? <_<

Sorry lads, never met her.

Christ, I get depressed reading about this sh1t. Clearly revenue raising. Unjust. Civil disorder required.

People who give these tickets out are too shit to get a proper job, and were clearly bullied at school.

T'other week when it had done a bit of snowing in the morning, and you couldn't see the white lines, people were parked all over the place. In the afternoon when it had pssed it down and you could see the lines there must have been half a dozen with tickets in that car park behind the New Zealand Chief.

Ker-ching.

You could "borrow" a blue badge from someone

I hate the press.

 

People who are found guilty of offences are usually required to leave by the front door of any courthouse.

 

Apart from those leaving by the backdoor in a fuckin van you parasitic cunt.

 

Regardless, I'd take the badge off his mum and make her drag her arse along the fucking street in future.

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