Sit on your hand until it goes numb before you wank, it then feels like someone else is giving you a handjob.

 

Beat your meat.

 

If this needs to be explained further, watch the 2nd series of Inbetweeners. Absolute genius

one for us females: tickling one's fancy

one for us females: tickling one's fancy

 

Alien, how big are you in the jeans size?

Arnt fancies a type of kipling cake?

Edited May 23, 200917 yr by superjohnmcginlay

crack one off

Rattling one off.

 

A wench one...buzzing one off (so NB told me )

Alien, how big are you in the jeans size?

size 8- 10

One fo't wimmin. Polishing the pink pearl.

Wimmin: flick the bean

 

Men: Take Captain Pickard into warp speed

 

Polish The Arched Bishop (or bobbys helmet)

 

Stick myself to the sheets

Edited May 23, 200917 yr by Breightmet Boy

Women.... Playing with the little man in the boat

Men...... Waxing the dolphin

Shakin hands with the wifes supper

J Arthur

Fondling the ferret

barclays bank

Galloping the Antelope

 

Coughing the Filthy Yoghurt!

boosting ones morale

 

tommy tank

Shivering your timber

Sit on your hand until it goes numb before you wank, it then feels like someone else is giving you a handjob.

 

Don't forget to wear a ladies watch and paint your nails

 

Shake the milk from the veiny coconut tree

Never being one for doing things half baked, Doris will go mad when she comes home and finds her laddered tights on the bathroom floor.

 

I'm off to shake hands with the one eyed milk man.

don't want to hijack the thread but feel free to complete this questionnaire -

 

Age when you had your first wank?

11

 

Most amount of wanks in one day?

Hit double figures a few times

 

 

Are you a Workplace wanker?

Have been known to be

 

 

Favorite wanking technniques?

Using my left hand

 

 

Most memorable wank?

School store room, i'd of loved my R.E teacher to have caught me

 

 

Strangest place you've had a wank?

School store room

 

 

Wanking tips?

 

 

 

Favourite wanking material / Fantasy?

Big naturel tits 10

 

 

Ever been caught having a wank?

Got caught with my swinging muscle out asleep pissed

 

 

Wanking ambitions for the future?

To hit my own face with my population paste

Rub one out.

Buffing the carrot

Strangest place you've had a wank?

 

Back of the RE class when I was about 13, luckily nobody was watching

Strangest place you've had a wank?

 

Back of the RE class when I was about 13, luckily nobody was watching

 

Ha ha dirty fuckwit