any one got micheal jackson

everybody has laughed at Jacko/Glitter jokes, anybody who says they haven't found them amusing is a fibber

 

 

Which part of an adult having their wicked way with a child do you find funny ?

Which part of an adult having their wicked way with a child do you find funny ?

 

 

Have you been bummed by your Uncle Knobhead?

Edited June 26, 200916 yr by barryk32

Which part of an adult having their wicked way with a child do you find funny ?

you need to lighten up pal

Your an idiot! I would have defended him whether he was alive or dead? How do you know he was a nonce? Bloody hell you should have give evidence at the trials!!

 

 

Let's put it another way, if he was still alive would you let him babysit your kids?

Human beings deal with bad stuff by joking about it. It's a coping mechanism, If we took every bad thing that ever happened to heart, we'd be gibbering wrecks. Nobody finds paedophilia funny per se, nor do they think 9/11, The Moors Murderers or Harold Shipman are funny, but we've all made jokes about them. It keeps us sane, and stops the bad shit ruining our lives. It doesn't mean we are glad that such things happen.

 

Anyway FWIW, Jacko was probably a sufferer of abuse, and as is often the case became an abuser himself; that would explain his actions, but not excuse them. I hope all his advisors, acolytes, lawyers, doctors and everybody else who allowed him to become an absolute fruitloop are happy now; he would not have been able to get away with such stuff without the army of bloodsuckers and hangers-on who protected him.

Edited June 26, 200916 yr by chief wiggum

Let's put it another way, if he was still alive would you let him babysit your kids?

 

 

For $22m I'd supply the KY and gaffer tape an all.

Frankie Boyles take on it

 

So the Michael Jackson roller coaster has stopped. Looks like he got enough.

 

Apparently he died after walking into a pub in Paisley and saying ?Do you wanna be starting something?? We can all learn something from Michael?s life. For example, it looks like oxygen tents are a big waste of money.

 

Why did no one pick up on it when he had shown all the signs of a heart attack? Wheezing noises, jerking of the arms, ashen complexion? I suppose to be fair he has been showing all those symptoms since the mid eighties. Had Jackson?s staff noticed something was wrong earlier he might have been saved, but when they saw him grab his left arm, go stiff and yelp they just thought he was practising his moves for Beat It. It?s not known what triggered the heart attack, but High School Musical 3 was on cable at the time. In many ways he was a tragic figure. Let?s be honest, he had more personal issues than Batman.Who could have imagined that the monster he transformed into in ?Thriller? would look less weird than what he transformed into in real life? It?s got to be a tossup whether he get cremated or recycled. His postmortem will look like the Roswell autopsy.

 

I was a big Michael Jackson fan when I was 8. I didn't know it at the time, but I was his 'type.'

 

For his London concerts Michael Jackson advertised for children in wheelchairs or with missing legs! What parent would agree to that? Look what happened with kids who could run away! Those tickets sold out in minutes. An interesting attitude we have to paedophilia in this country, ? We don?t want paedophiles round here! Unless they?ve really worked on their choreography...?

 

He was a legend and his funeral will be amazing. Ironically the funeral will be the first time in years his children haven?t been forced to wear veils.With the amount of money the concert tickets have made I wouldn?t be surprised if they still wheeled him on. It would add an interesting touch to I?ll Be There. Michael Jackson was apparently refusing to eat ahead of his O2 gigs. He now weighed less than nine stone and the only thing he would eat willingly was nachos. Nachos being the name of a young Mexican boy. It?s said that Jackson had developed a phobia about being fat. Not like him to worry about his looks. Apparently when the news broke Jackson?s father rushed straight to the hospital, just to check if the medics needed a hand with beating Michael?s chest.

 

Jackson?s family said they were moved to see that the hospital staff were all wearing black. Actually, they were all wearing white as usual, but that family had always had a little trouble admitting the difference. The man may be gone but he has left a musical legacy that will be around for hundreds of years. As will his face.

Which part of an adult having their wicked way with a child do you find funny ?

Have you been bummed by your Uncle Knobhead?

 

Barry, please see me after school. We can talk about your punctuation errors.

 

There ought to have been a comma between Uncle and Knobhead.

 

On second thoughts, maybe I'm being a bit presumptuous in thinking Sergeant Slaught doesn't actually have an Uncle called Knobhead.

Let's put it another way, if he was still alive would you let him babysit your kids?

 

In fucking one. End of debate.

Jacko's doctor has gone AWOL the plot thickens

 

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a16226...son-doctor.html

Barry, please see me after school. We can talk about your punctuation errors.

 

There ought to have been a comma between Uncle and Knobhead.

 

On second thoughts, maybe I'm being a bit presumptuous in thinking Sergeant Slaught doesn't actually have an Uncle called Knobhead.

 

 

Everyone has an Uncle Knobhead. You know the fella, you could never stand him and he always makes an arse of himself.

Everyone has an Uncle Knobhead. You know the fella, you could never stand him and he always makes an arse of himself.

but probably has a heart of gold

Now I'm not sayin jacko was guilty or not because I basically do not know. But I do know that the law is a fuckin arse and there is no way I would gamble my life on the decision of a judge and jury. I think you will find that anybody who could afford to pay their way out of such a position, would do exactly that! I think you have to question the parents who believe their sons 'innocence' is only worth 22m, but you also apply my origional statement about the law to that too.

 

If he was guilty then let him rot in hell but fact is, nobody knows except the victim.

 

Also, all the jokes are fair cop IMO, as that's how it goes.

 

At the end of the day, all I will judge him on is the music and that was fuckin immense for a large period of my early days.

The guy was a total loon which would obviously never help joe public forming an opinion on him.

Edited June 26, 200916 yr by HomerJay

He was too thin

 

A lesson for all

That last post by Burnden hit the spot

 

All those self righteous fcukers getting on their high horses about the jokes - get a fcuking life FFS. The jokes were there after Dianas death; the Bradford fire; 9/11 etc. Humour is the British way of coping with things. We learned this skill through many wars.

 

I do believe he was a kiddy fiddler and paid out massive sums of money to keep folk quiet. I also believe he was uniquely and immensely musically talented.

 

Time to move on.

Could he be classed as albino?

Could he be classed as albino?

 

No, not quite, but he was working towards it!

Could he be classed as albino?

 

why weren't his kids black?

RIP Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson, one had a relationship with Majors...

why weren't his kids black?

 

Ive always thought that, they are all blonde and have fair skin, they cant be his

They should all look half cast ( are you allowed to call them that these days??)

Ive always thought that, they are all blonde and have fair skin, they cant be his

They should all look half cast ( are you allowed to call them that these days??)

 

You can if you spell it half-caste. Half cast means they were conceived by partly by magic so you are probably right!

I have seen loads of different documentarys on the Jacko, one left me 100% convinced he was innocent, another I was 100% sure he was guilty.

 

I cant remember much about the one that made me think he was innocent, but it involved some kind of lie detector test where they put him asleep.

 

 

The other, his ex manager told how in his bedroom he had these sensors fitted to let him know when someone was walking down the hall approaching his room. Also one of the kids who he was accused of fiddling with was interviewed by the police. He had to describe Jacko's cock, the kid said he had a funny mark on the shaft. Police went to Arrest Jacko and was made to strip and there was a mark on his cock as the boy had said. That was fact and all saved in police records.

I have seen loads of different documentarys on the Jacko, one left me 100% convinced he was innocent, another I was 100% sure he was guilty.

 

I cant remember much about the one that made me think he was innocent, but it involved some kind of lie detector test where they put him asleep.

 

 

The other, his ex manager told how in his bedroom he had these sensors fitted to let him know when someone was walking down the hall approaching his room. Also one of the kids who he was accused of fiddling with was interviewed by the police. He had to describe Jacko's cock, the kid said he had a funny mark on the shaft. Police went to Arrest Jacko and was made to strip and there was a mark on his cock as the boy had said. That was fact and all saved in police records.

 

How old was Mark?