Widnes Two Hats Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 I bet you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 Right queers My Mrs has gone to bed so there's only me and the cat left up Lets get wankered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Widnes I want your babies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'll tell you what If I was single, you'd be my first wife Your 'I'm filthy than you Widnes' quote was the best I heard all night One day I will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm out of Class A's but I'm severly pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 What a set of queers I'm off to bed for two days See you Wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 hey hey you're so gay you have always been that way Hey hey you're so fine dancing in the laser light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Right it's awards time Most Wankered Poster - Traf by a mile Worst Outfit - Smiffs tank top Best Quote - Rally - Widnes, sort my hotels, flighs and tickets out for SA and I'll give you ten grand Best looking - Me Ugliest - Some contenders there Most Pissed - Me although Mr H came a close second Best Pub - Fuck knows, there was no women in any of the pubs we went in Best Taxi - I'm getting in the next one cunteyes, here's a fiver seemed to work Best Drink - The shots this morning in the newton le willows pub Best Pizza - Big E's wasnt at all bad although he only ate two slices Smallist Poster - Little Whitt is smaller than NB Biggest Poster - Fuck knows, everybody I met was over 6 feet Last one, Best Room Mate - Big E, I'm liking the nancy boy the more I meet him tallist NB she must be 6ft that wench Flights for Toulouse will be booked tomorrow, Goodbye Toulouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Widnes I want your babiessue you can have mine my danceing queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Your 'I'm filthy than you Widnes' quote was the best I heard all night The model thin lass who when asked how she stays so thin replied 'I'm on the spunk diet' deserves a credible mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 fuckin hell widnes! i bet if you had a camera following you around it would of been like the smack my bitch up video! big hole in the wallet after that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 Actually, not that bad, probably about ?160 including drugs and hotel which is perfectly acceptable My worst was when we have a Sportsmans dinner at the Reebok, I checked out and had a bar bill of ?320 That was a shock and even worse, I paid for a room and never slept in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 Right Name and Shame time Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys CWP MG Whites bwfcryan86 superjohnmcginlay Henry seasoned traveller What do you say about that then frock wearers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted December 14, 2009 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2009 I couldnt afford it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Right Name and Shame time Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys CWP MG Whites bwfcryan86 superjohnmcginlay Henry seasoned traveller What do you say about that then frock wearers Sadly mixed up the date with my Step-Mothers 60th birthday bash (which was a thriller). Naturally, I shall be wearing a short skirt, stockings and suspenders from now until the end of the season as punishment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Sadly mixed up the date with my Step-Mothers 60th birthday bash (which was a thriller). Naturally, I shall be wearing a short skirt, stockings and suspenders from now until the end of the season as punishment How is wearing your "evening uniform" a punishment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) Right Name and Shame time Posters who said they were attending but apparantly were unable to get passes out i.e. under the thumb bum boys CWP MG Whites bwfcryan86 superjohnmcginlay Henry seasoned traveller What do you say about that then frock wearers I alreet,low on funds due to short time at work,still stayed out till 1 and got fcuking hammered Edited December 14, 2009 by M G WHITES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaffe joffer Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 "sorry lads, cant come out tonight - im off for a night out in Leigh with a bunch of posters from an internet forum - gonna be mental!" haha, yeah right - fukkin queers :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) "sorry lads, cant come out tonight - im off for a night out in Leigh with a bunch of posters from an internet forum - gonna be mental!" haha, yeah right - fukkin queers :p What you fail to know is that the majority of 'fukkin queers' know each other in their real persona and have become good mates over the years, unlike you using your 2nd post to launch homophobic jibes at people. See rule 5 Knob! Edited December 14, 2009 by athywhite1958 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashey Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals i drove past the cattle market on sunday home from work and thought of two things you the nappy wearing bloke in there (sure i read a post by you on here about that) had a mild snigger to myself, excuse my french Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 A Bizarre first post Jaffe however, I do agree this forum is frequented by a massive population of homosexuals You don't really think that Jaffe hasn't been here before, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 You don't really think that Jaffe hasn't been here before, do you? Who was he in a previous life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I don't know: it's just a feeling I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Big it up for the batty boys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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