Vegetarians and Teetotallers get on my tits,also ill mannered fuckers

Vegetarians and Teetotallers get on my tits,also ill mannered fuckers

 

People who say 'literally' out of context.

 

For example, 'it's literally raining cats and dogs out there'

 

or 'Kevin Davies is literally on fire at the moment'

People who say 'literally' out of context.

 

For example, 'it's literally raining cats and dogs out there'

 

or 'Kevin Davies is literally on fire at the moment'

 

And people who reply to posts twice!

Ahh fastest finger

 

Mine is folk who dont acknowledge you if you let them out or turn etc when driving,

Edited March 29, 201016 yr by superjohnmcginlay

pacific

pacific

 

as in, 'could you be more?'

indeed

The cat has done a big shit on the rug.

Muslims..........

We're headed to Toulouse on Thursday

And people who call The Prodigy - The Progidy

Rushing to the phone only to find out that it's an automated nuisance call.

 

Ringing my Internet Provider( i'm not saying which one ) helpline and not being able to understand a damm word they're trying to say.

 

Those really low slung kecks ......(they might as well not bother wearing any).

united fans

FUCKERS that dont indicate at roundabouts! The fuckers are worst on mini roundabouts when you need it most!

TWATS that stay in the left hand lane then think they can turn right, especially outside the copper station at Middlebrook!

CUNTPIPES that do 40 all the way down the A6 which is a 60 then continue at 40 through the village!

Knobs when ordering something to eat that say "can i get"instead of "can i have" utter wankers

 

 

People who drive in the middle lane on motorways instead of moving left after overtaking - I would have them shot!

Probably related to the people who stick at a steady 70 in the outside lane and won't move over.

 

The British in general must be the worst motorway drivers in the world.

"I'll let you wash up tonight".

 

Gee. Thanks.

 

Not 'I'll let you play with my tits or get wankered in front of the telly', no.

Knobs when ordering something to eat that say "can i get"instead of "can i have" utter wankers

 

and "that'll learn you"

 

"teach me" you fuckin retard, "that'll teach me"

Scrotes that think society owes them something.

 

Oh fuck off and die you bunch of cunts, and stop reproducing on my taxes.

 

Ringing my Internet Provider( i'm not saying which one ) helpline and not being able to understand a damm word they're trying to say.

 

 

 

Virgin/Ntl ISP then? Or do they all have indian call centres?

and "that'll learn you"

 

"teach me" you fuckin retard, "that'll teach me"

 

Yup.

 

 

Noballs is the worst culprit for that.

 

 

 

Thieves

 

Liars

 

Litter bugs

 

Taxi drivers

 

the workshy

Knobs when ordering something to eat that say "can i get"instead of "can i have" utter wankers

 

People who say "can I?" when they mean "may I?"

My parrot never speaks

Virgin/Ntl ISP then? Or do they all have indian call centres?

 

Aye .........

 

I'm not sure about that, more than likely..

Edited March 30, 201016 yr by Alien3

People who park with all 4 wheels on the pavement, so us pedestrians need to walk in the road to get round the car.