DazBob Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Right, firstly, just to make it clear, I have no interest in what people are having for their tea or owt like that. It's purely just for amusement whilst passing the time, having a dump at work usually. I'm only currently only following TheBig_Sam but his posts are a bit thin on the ground. Anyone know of any other amusing Twitterers to follow?
Danny G Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 @MrKennysenior Its Kenny Dalglish senior from Phoenix Nights. @Imogen_Thomas, yo sweetcheeks i would love to smash your back doors off their hinges but you would have to keep quiet...That accent is awful Rooney Joe hart, P Neville, Cahill all staying at the same hotel in Barbados, the pool has had nearly as many players in it as danielle Lloyds fanny.
HomerJay Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 like you twitter is sommit to do when having a shit, i added a few people over last couple of months, and still i just dont see the point.
Big_Sharps Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Twitter looks a bit confusing to me, I was half tempted to join up after the Semi Final defeat but then chose not to bother.
DazBob Posted June 21, 2011 Author Posted June 21, 2011 @MrKennysenior Its Kenny Dalglish senior from Phoenix Nights. I see him, the real one, every Thursday at the Lancaster Club in Chadderton. He plays football there. Can't help but smirk every time I see him and think of him telling the two kids that Jackie Chan "kicked an old lady in the back over there".
DazBob Posted June 21, 2011 Author Posted June 21, 2011 I added Piers Morgan a couple of weeks ago. I deleted him last week. What a cunt.
barryk32 Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Dianainheaven Ryan Dunn is here. He's trying to persuade James Dean to race him down a flight of stairs in a couple of shopping trolleys. Brilliant.
Zico Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 it's like any other social network from Facebook to WWays - full of interesting people and stuff as well as a whole spectrum of bellends - can be worthwhile if you use it in the right way - which is always subjective using twitter I've ended up at the Supergrass after show party at their last ever gig in Paris also won a NY Cosmos tshirt from umbro, 127 Hours on Blu Ray, ?20 vouchers at Pizza Express and Barburrito and a conference ticket (very useful for my job) that was worth ?400 then there's amusing random folk to follow who help pass the time of the like viz top tips: https://twitter.com/#!/TwopTwips footy related types: https://twitter.com/#!/OllieHoltMirror https://twitter.com/#!/GuillemBalague https://twitter.com/#!/Kelly_TowerFM (you would) https://twitter.com/#!/OliverKayTimes https://twitter.com/#!/pagartside https://twitter.com/#!/FootballAgentPM https://twitter.com/#!/henrywinter you can also stalk birds but am still waiting for my first twitter attributed lay
Snow_white Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 (edited) jon richardson, the comedian from Lancaster is quite funny. And if you search mark davis/davies you get this porn star bloke from the States. Edited June 21, 2011 by Snow_white
Traf Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 jon richardson, the comedian from Lancaster is quite funny. he must save his best material for twitter, then.
magic legs Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Some amusing stuff today from The Big Sam re Faye
bolton_blondie Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Is Michelle Keegan on Twitter? Yup, so is rhian sugden, lucy pinder, and plenty of others with big jubblies!
Danny G Posted June 21, 2011 Posted June 21, 2011 Some amusing stuff today from The Big Sam re Faye TheBig_Sam notBigSam Just found out Abdoulaye Faye has been moonlighting as a cock model for those 'penis enlargment' spam emails floating about. Smart lad TheBig_Sam notBigSam "I made money with my big willy, boss man," he told me, with a wonderful child-like glee. "My big willy paid for my iPad." Fair play to him TheBig_Sam notBigSam If God blesses you with a cock like a beef joint, then it's only right you should use it to your advantage
Snow_white Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 how do you win things or get stuff for free with twitter?
Big_Sharps Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 Yup, so is rhian sugden, lucy pinder, and plenty of others with big jubblies! I shall sign up at some point later if I can be arsed.
HomerJay Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 (edited) http://twitter.com/#!/xavadevinex you a dirty little bastard Edited June 22, 2011 by HomerJay
DazBob Posted June 22, 2011 Author Posted June 22, 2011 I like to sit on my wife's arm until it goes numb so when she's wanking me off it feels like someone else is doing it.
Big_Sharps Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 Is it the guy that actually played him though or somebody who has used use that name? I have took the plunge and will follow anybody that you lot recommend as tweet worthy, I am such a sad twat and might aswell sign up for My Space and Bebo while I am at it.
DazBob Posted June 22, 2011 Author Posted June 22, 2011 Is it the guy that actually played him though or somebody who has used use that name? I have took the plunge and will follow anybody that you lot recommend as tweet worthy, I am such a sad twat and might aswell sign up for My Space and Bebo while I am at it. No idea to be honest. I'd imagine it's not the real guy. Some quality 'tweets' though. Saw one yesterday that was something like, "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. I hate these stock-takes at Birds Eye".
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