Of course

 

 

who?

 

i know zozzys lad lives or lived round there, is it him?

who?

 

i know zozzys lad lives or lived round there, is it him?

No, it's a yorkshireman

 

He's ok, though

 

West Park, I think (?)

Dear NB

 

 

I once fucked a bowl of warm pasta, is this normal behaviour?

I have recently sent some nice sounding coloured chappie from Nigeria called Cyril Morris or Prince Wangatangatakeallmymoneyandfuckoff, not sure which name he is using but Cyril sounds nice, ?25,000 to help him and his family build a dam similar to the Hoover one for his village.

He was very greatful so I am sending him my credit card details and another ?25,000 and Mrs Mungus wrapped in brown paper (to save on postage).

 

My question is due you think she will like Nigeria.

 

Thanks

Edited September 3, 201114 yr by hughmungus

Dear nb, I'm Ginger and have no friends. Please help.

 

Alibob x

 

Ps will you be my friend?

Dear NB,

 

Munging - yay or nay?

So many members, so many issues. Who'd have thunk it.

I'm struggling to get through the mail. Anyone want to be my PA?

 

Bungle, don't bother applying as I won't employ gingers.

No Balls

 

I've just been to Ye Olde Pasty Shop and bought two devil's horn cream cakes, on the way back I bumped into Gilly stood outside the Flying Flute. In my haste to get away from him I tripped and fell on the floor, the two cakes went in my eyes and I couldn't see. Am I permanantly blind, also when I took my underpants off I noticed a trace of viganal discharge, Am I also a women

Edited September 3, 201114 yr by Widnes Two Hats

You mean Fanny Farting?

I have a friend who can do a full verse of IOU by Freeez, which is a cracking party piece.

It's talents like that which are sadly a dying art.

 

I reminded her of that a couple of months ago, she says she can't remember (she's fucking embarassed). Ah the Bowling Green Pool Table...

Dear Widders

Did you buy those cream cakes merely because they have a risqu? name?

 

I have seen your front bum on more than one occasion and to be honest, if you're not a lady then I'll be a monkey's uncle.

P.S. Has Gilly been employed for his looks to entice people into the Flute.

Dear NB,

 

Are Saturdays a good day for baking and wearing a pinnie

Dear NB,

 

Are Saturdays a good day for baking and wearing a pinnie

 

 

If that's all they've got on then yes. Sod the Health & Safety ramifications.

Thank you for all your messages but I'm currently wankered so will respond tomorrow.

x

Claire Raynor should have used that excuse more often! Imagine the problem pages in TV Times - some lass has plucked up the courage to ask a delicate question about thrush and Claire simply replies that she'd like to help but she's too cunted right now

Dearest NB

 

Please explain what being grown up looks like in this era and how being so seems unachievable

 

Respectfully yours

 

BD

Dear NB

 

Its 11:20pm on a Saturday and im sat at home watching pretty woman. Does this make me a homosexual?

 

Thanks in advance

 

Garrp

Dear NB

 

Its 11:20pm on a Saturday and im sat at home watching pretty woman. Does this make me a homosexual?

 

Thanks in advance

 

Garrp

 

Dear Garrp

Whilst watching this have you thought to yourself, "argh"? If so, then you are a driller of marmite. If you have Sky and have still opted to watch it, then yes, you are an uphill gardener. If your tv is stuck on that channel then ring Martin Dawes in the morning as you'll be using the pink pound before you know it, nip it in the bud.

HTH.

Regards

NB.

Dear NB . Through a thread on this very forum i have been reminded of an ocasion i took a young lady on holiday to the cannaries,behaved like a complete drunken Tw*t all week including trying to loose her on a mountain excursion & dumping her in manchester T1 on arriving back in the uk.i often have flash backs of guilt.

 

Should i contact her and offer an appology

 

Thanks in advance.

Dear NB . Through a thread on this very forum i have been reminded of an ocasion i took a young lady on holiday to the cannaries,behaved like a complete drunken Tw*t all week including trying to loose her on a mountain excursion & dumping her in manchester T1 on arriving back in the uk.i often have flash backs of guilt.

 

Should i contact her and offer an appology

 

Thanks in advance.

 

 

Dear James,

Are you Catholic or something? How long ago? If she's not over it, she needs to get a grip. If you think you're that great that you think she'll not be over it, you want to get a grip.

HTH.

Regards

NB

Dear NB . Through a thread on this very forum i have been reminded of an ocasion i took a young lady on holiday to the cannaries,behaved like a complete drunken Tw*t all week including trying to loose her on a mountain excursion & dumping her in manchester T1 on arriving back in the uk.i often have flash backs of guilt.

 

Should i contact her and offer an appology

 

Thanks in advance.

 

The cannaries?

 

You took her on a sightseeing tour of a baked bean factory? Sure she didn't dump you?

Dear NB,

 

Is it normal to want to kill your mother in law when she talks about her Tyriod problem forth 18th time that day. If it is what's the best way without being caught?

 

In your response please consider I'm am a left wing limp wristed wimp, so bludgeon, with even a Jacob designed spatula is not an option.

 

Yours in desperation

Crawley

Dear Crawley,

Is your mother in law fat? If so, mention that the thyroid problem is going to make her even fatter if she's not careful. Get yourself some ketamine tablets, tell her they're a wonder diet drug and she's not to tell a soul about them as they're new on the market.

A few of them and you'll be in law free within the week without having to break a sweat

HTH

NB

Dear Crawley,

Is your mother in law fat? If so, mention that the thyroid problem is going to make her even fatter if she's not careful. Get yourself some ketamine tablets, tell her they're a wonder diet drug and she's not to tell a soul about them as they're new on the market.

A few of them and you'll be in law free within the week without having to break a sweat

HTH

NB

 

Alas she has an overactive Tyriod which just seem to make her eyes pop out if her head.

 

Drugs could work however, if only for me.

 

Your in a vat if red wine

Crawley

 

 

Dear No Balls

 

I vaguely fancy your avatar.

 

Miss Piggy is up there with Betty Rubble and Jessica Rabbit for me.

 

Am I normal or should I be taken out into the street and beaten?

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Wiggum

Dear NB

 

I have recenlty moved into a furnished apartment which has a glass coffee table.

 

A woman I have met and would lovingly consider one of these 'fuckbuddy' types likes me (especially because her ex didnt know how to locate her G Spot) and makes a decent brew, but constantly refers to shitting on it whilst I am lay under it.

 

Is this normal behavior nowadays from the footloose and fancy free, and what cleaning products would you recommend?

 

Lots of love and boners

 

Smiffs

Dear No Balls

 

I vaguely fancy your avatar.

 

Miss Piggy is up there with Betty Rubble and Jessica Rabbit for me.

 

Am I normal or should I be taken out into the street and beaten?

 

Thanks in advance,

 

Wiggum

 

 

Chief,

You are not alone. Knock one or yourself out.

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4865212309

 

HTH

NB