Tony Pulis & Roberto Martinez speaking & doing a Q & A. Any questions anyone want asked - preferably that won't get me thrown out?

Ask Roberto which mail order company he got his wife from?

Ask Roberto which mail order company he got his wife from?

 

 

I think she's Welsh. Well, she sounded it when she was at the hairdressers having extensions put in (meaow)

Apparently she's a proper bitch stuck up her own arse, not that the hairdresser said that in those exact words

Ask Tony Pulis what his favourite type of biscuit is

or his favourite colour.

No, no. ask him what he had for breakfast.

yea ask martinez does he think wigan can beat us after he watched us against chelsea at the weekend or is he worried because there's no fucking way we can play that shite again

ask Martinez if he lives on Poolstock Lane and why the fuck didnt he take the Villa job?

Edited October 4, 201114 yr by hughesy

ask him if there is a B and Q in Wigan

Ask him if he learned English from a book and can he tell the difference between a rat and a hamster.

ask why does his chairman give opinions on anything and everything??? I heard Whelan last week spouting some shiiite about Tevez from his house in Barbados. cunt

Ask Pulis if he's ever fiddled with kids because he looks the sort.

ask pulis why he didnt like tuncay

Ask which person has asked you the most pointless question today?

Don't speak to either of them, they're both cunts

Ask him if he learned English from a book and can he tell the difference between a rat and a hamster.

 

Ask Tony Pulis if he thinks dressing like a chavvy cunt makes him a better manager

Ask if either of them could advise OC how to line a team up

Ask Pulis why Wigan are shit.

Ask Martinez if he thinks he should have left Swansea now?

 

Ask Pulis how many more Millions it'll cost to keep Stoke average?

Tell Martinez you work for that website he got his wife from and if he doesnt let us beat them he will regret it.

Ask Martinez if Dave Whelan did actually do the 'laccy band thing' (after obviously explaining to Martinez what a 'laccy band' and therefore what a 'laccy band thing' is, of course)

Just make sure you react violently when Pulis mentions his team's 5-0 drubbing of your team. I expect nothing less than a pint over his head.

Ask him if he likes the nickname "Twat in the Hat"

ask Pulis if Beattie fucked him up in that fight