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  • I'd not read any of this till tonight but think my experiences over the last few years should give an insight.   I split with the ex years ago and got lumbered with debt, a lot of debt. I continued

  • It's easy going to extremes when discussing benefits and classifying everyone on benefits as a workshy cunt but there are deserving cases out there. Here's a heart rending story from Dorren   http:/

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    That is the shittest Idea I have ever seen on here, if my Mum and Dad went tomorrow I wouldnt stand to get a fortune but I would be pissed off having to hand 90% over. There wouldnt be enough left ove

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16812185

 

Unemployed father-of-seven Raymond (not his real name) and his family rent a former council house on a social housing estate in north Wales. They do not own a car or take a regular annual holiday.

 

Raymond, a former educational software writer, has been jobless since 2001. His wife Katherine suffers from bipolar disorder with an anxiety disorder and is also unable to work.

 

Says Ray: "The market for my skills dried up 10 years ago - there's a total lack of work in my area of expertise."

 

The couple share their home with six of their children - their five-year-old son, Raymond's twin girls from his first marriage, and three of his wife's four children from an earlier relationship.

 

so 11 years on the dole, as a computer programmer?

 

piss off

 

oh and his outgoings include sky, mobile phones, 24 cans of lager, 200 cigarettes and a large pouch of tobacco

 

PISS OFF

 

Annual breakdown

  • Benefits: ?30,284.80
  • Proposed cap: ?26,000*
  • Difference: ?4,284.80

 

he would need a job on 42k to get that 30k or 35k for the proposed 26k

 

am i being unreasonable here?

Edited by HomerJay

People will say they shouldn't spend ?70 a week on fags and ?12 on lager.

Edited by Traf

Duplicate.

Edited by Traf

Howd on. He's a software writer. Do they really not need those these days?

 

 

Homer, you cunt, I'm now grumpy. Is this some kind of a joke?

200 cigarettes and a large

pouch of tobacco

per week?

200 cigs and a pouch of tobacco (just in keeping with the irate Mail reader theme - aren't they about ?20-30?)...

 

smoking_impotence.gif

 

Yet he's spawned seven kids? Someone's talking bollocks here (aside from me). Chemical castration is the answer.

Edited by Youri McAnespie

Howd on. He's a software writer. Do they really not need those these days?

 

They asked him to produce a sample of work last time he went for a job, he came up with this

 

10 PRINT "Give me a job";

20 GOTO 10

Edited by Youri McAnespie

seems the comments have started on this story

 

should be fun

seems the comments have started on this story

 

should be fun

 

Let's all vent our spleen at a theoretical, non-existent person - as well as chemical castration, 'Raymond' should have his face rubbed in dog 'dirt' and be told 'naughty boy' in a stern voice.

Edited by Youri McAnespie

made up or not, it shows whats possible if you cant be arsed getting out of bed in the morning.

Chemical castration is the answer.

 

fcuk that

 

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People will say they shouldn't spend ?70 a week on fags and ?12 on lager.

 

 

I don't care how people spend their money

 

 

I just don't want to sponsor them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-16812185

 

 

 

so 11 years on the dole, as a computer programmer?

 

piss off

 

oh and his outgoings include sky, mobile phones, 24 cans of lager, 200 cigarettes and a large pouch of tobacco

 

PISS OFF

 

Annual breakdown

  • Benefits: ?30,284.80
  • Proposed cap: ?26,000*
  • Difference: ?4,284.80

 

he would need a job on 42k to get that 30k or 35k for the proposed 26k

 

am i being unreasonable here?

 

Did you see some of the comments?

Goes the pub once a week for 3 or 4 pints - not worked in 11 year

Try telling your 3 teenage kids they cant have a mobile and there will be hell to pay

 

THIS ISNT WHAT THE "BENEFIT" SYSTEM SHOULD BE ABOUT.

People will say they shouldn't spend ?70 a week on fags and ?12 on lager.

 

They shouldnt, fags and ale should be a luxury you only have from earning your money to pay for them

They shouldnt, fags and ale should be a luxury you only have from earning your money to pay for them

 

Are you allowed to brew or grow your own Mein Fuhrer?

Edited by Youri Djorkaeff

When they sign on, they should be made to take that 'Antabuse' stuff - it makes you really ill if you drink even one drop of booze. The problem of stopping them smoking is more problematic...could douse them in petrol I suppose?

 

 

Edit: I've thought about it for five minutes - definitely splash a bit of petrol on them (a dousing would be wasteful), at least then they'd be forced to bathe/shower and change/wash their clothes once a fortnight.

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They shouldnt, fags and ale should be a luxury you only have from earning your money to pay for them

 

You forgot Sky & Mobiles in that list.

benefits should be paid in vouchers that cannot be redeemed against fags / sky etc

 

Fucking lay abouts fuck me off, not had work since 2001! get in a fucking warehouse or supermarket you lazy fat bastard.

benefits should be paid in vouchers that cannot be redeemed against fags / sky etc

 

Fucking lay abouts fuck me off, not had work since 2001! get in a fucking warehouse or supermarket you lazy fat bastard.

 

Now your just being daft. Not everyone on the dole is a lazy fat bastard. Grow up pal and try opening your mind a little bit. I was on the dole for 2 months 7 years ago and i was out there looking for work everyday. It also gave me the time to think about my career which turned out to be teaching and i've paid more back in tax already than I ever took off the jobcentre.

Im grateful for the welfare as it helped me feed myself and travel. Do you really think I'm not entitled to buy a pint during those 2 months? What kind of fascist state do you want to live in you muppet.

Being on welfare for 2 months is what it's there for. It's not there as a career. I suggest that's what Birch is referring to.

& the case in question if true, 80 odd notes a week on ale & fags? Even you can't justify that's a acceptable sundry item in your budget if they've been claiming for years.

Youri....

 

Should people on long term benefits be able to afford cigs ale and sky tv?

 

It's a yes or no answer.

...& mobiles. Especially brand new i4's

...& mobiles. Especially brand new i4's

 

I'm not sure that is a luxury to be honest. Though a brick on pay as you go would be quite adequate I'd say.

Now your just being daft. Not everyone on the dole is a lazy fat bastard. Grow up pal and try opening your mind a little bit. I was on the dole for 2 months 7 years ago and i was out there looking for work everyday. It also gave me the time to think about my career which turned out to be teaching and i've paid more back in tax already than I ever took off the jobcentre.

Im grateful for the welfare as it helped me feed myself and travel. Do you really think I'm not entitled to buy a pint during those 2 months? What kind of fascist state do you want to live in you muppet.

 

Read the post, i didnt say everyone on the dole is a lazy fat bastard (i have been on it myself).

 

Everyone who has claimed job seekers allowance for 11 years is a lazy fat bastard. Especially as from 2001 - 2007 the economy was strong. To say there are no jobs doing what you want to do for 11 years takes the piss. Look for a differnt job then!

 

Being on benefits and getting through 200 fags a week / sky and all the other stuff also takes the piss. Take the sky / fags money away from these clowns and spend it on more deserving areas like elderly / disabled care.

 

I have also claimed Job seekers / housing benefit in the past and it was very helpful but I only claimed for a month and I would have been fine with food vouchers and my bills paying.

Edited by birch-chorley

 

 

 

 

Everyone who has claimed job seekers allowance for 11 years is a lazy fat bastard. Especially as from 2001 - 2007 the economy was strong. To say there are no jobs doing what you want to do for 11 years takes the piss. Look for a differnt job

 

Really? You know that for a fact do you? I know someone in Bolton whose only paid jobs in 22 years have been on government sponsored "training schemes". Everyone who has worked with her would have kept her on if they'd had the funds to employ her. She works 6 full days a week in a charity shop for nothing, doesn't drink, smoke, have Sky or anything that most people would call the bare necessities. Applies for any/all jobs going too.

 

If you could point me in the direction of any of these thousands of jobs she could have got, please do. Or rather, don't bother, she probably applied for them and didn't get anywhere.

Really? You know that for a fact do you? I know someone in Bolton whose only paid jobs in 22 years have been on government sponsored "training schemes". Everyone who has worked with her would have kept her on if they'd had the funds to employ her. She works 6 full days a week in a charity shop for nothing, doesn't drink, smoke, have Sky or anything that most people would call the bare necessities. Applies for any/all jobs going too.

 

If you could point me in the direction of any of these thousands of jobs she could have got, please do. Or rather, don't bother, she probably applied for them and didn't get anywhere.

 

could she have set up her own business?

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