anewman Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 sids a barmpot. staying down his next season after we get relegated Quote
Spider Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) the thread about Looney Tunes is nothing short of comedy genius I care not whther its a wind up, it's fucking hilarious. They are ALL Widnes. Fact Edit Just seen my favourite quote ever on the web: "Ruined anuses aside" Edited February 13, 2012 by Spider Quote
no balls Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 (edited) Comedy Genius. http://www.landoverb...ead.php?t=72464 Yesterday, I am ashamed to say I burned the pie I was making for my husband. He disciplined me accordingly, and I don't want my hippy neighbors asking questions about the bruises. Any advice on concealment? They're mostly around my eyes, so I can't cover them with clothing. I have no make up in my house (Only whores do!) so that's out as well. I could try sun glasses, but my husband says they make me look mannish, so I'd prefer to save those as a last resort. Any other ideas, ladies? Edited February 13, 2012 by no balls Quote
gonzo Posted February 13, 2012 Posted February 13, 2012 the more i read it and the response off the mods that the infiltrators from elsewhere have recieved,im beginning to think its not a wind up as one... i reckon some posts are wind ups,but the site in general is real. either like spider says..fuck me ive been on it all day! It was a dark and story Thursday night. I was in my Pastor's study, working on my Sermon for the following Sunday. My father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, was finally giving me a chance to work the big room. Now that I was married (yes, I was married and we had a baby girl!) to the girl my father picked for me, he was beginning to allow me the chance to prove myself as a Man. When the window burst open and a naked, sweaty, muscular young man jumped in, I panicked. He jumped on me in a thrice and began tearing my clothes off and wrestling me to the ground. I was naked and grappling with my intruder, when suddenly my darling wife flew into the room, KJV Bible in one hand, rolling pin in the other. With Deuteronomy 25:11-12 springing to mind, I shouted out to her, warning her not to intervene in the fracas. Unfortunately she didn't listen. (She never did listen during the entire 10 months of our marriage, which is why she got daily beatings.) She dropped her KJV Bible and, in a vain attempt to save me from my attacker, she entered the melee. Within moments, her hand had brushed up against my foe's family jewels. He squealed, and it was then I knew then that her fate was sealed, according to God's Commandments. What makes this even even more unfortunate was the fact that I had totally forgotten that Brother Bobby-Joe had agreed to train me in the True Christian? Ninja techniques that he had developed, and that we had agreed every Thursday night that he would spring a nude surprise attack on me in the privacy of my Pastor's Study, the better to prepare me to do combat with satan. It had just slipped my mind. Well once we all realized what had happened I felt a bit ridiculous. After sharing a good laugh, I asked Brother BJ to fetch my special knife. My wife, being a good Christian lady, didn't need much restraint when I sliced her hand off, as Scripture demands. Neither Bobby-Joe nor eye felt pity for her (also commanded in the Scripture), so we let her bleed to death. Praise Jesus. Let this be a lesson to all the women out there: Keep out of manly encounters or suffer the consequences! Quote
MickyD Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 the more i read it and the response off the mods that the infiltrators from elsewhere have recieved,im beginning to think its not a wind up as one... i reckon some posts are wind ups,but the site in general is real. either like spider says..fuck me ive been on it all day! It was a dark and story Thursday night. I was in my Pastor's study, working on my Sermon for the following Sunday. My father, Pastor Lamentations Flint, was finally giving me a chance to work the big room. Now that I was married (yes, I was married and we had a baby girl!) to the girl my father picked for me, he was beginning to allow me the chance to prove myself as a Man. When the window burst open and a naked, sweaty, muscular young man jumped in, I panicked. He jumped on me in a thrice and began tearing my clothes off and wrestling me to the ground. I was naked and grappling with my intruder, when suddenly my darling wife flew into the room, KJV Bible in one hand, rolling pin in the other. With Deuteronomy 25:11-12 springing to mind, I shouted out to her, warning her not to intervene in the fracas. Unfortunately she didn't listen. (She never did listen during the entire 10 months of our marriage, which is why she got daily beatings.) She dropped her KJV Bible and, in a vain attempt to save me from my attacker, she entered the melee. Within moments, her hand had brushed up against my foe's family jewels. He squealed, and it was then I knew then that her fate was sealed, according to God's Commandments. What makes this even even more unfortunate was the fact that I had totally forgotten that Brother Bobby-Joe had agreed to train me in the True Christian? Ninja techniques that he had developed, and that we had agreed every Thursday night that he would spring a nude surprise attack on me in the privacy of my Pastor's Study, the better to prepare me to do combat with satan. It had just slipped my mind. Well once we all realized what had happened I felt a bit ridiculous. After sharing a good laugh, I asked Brother BJ to fetch my special knife. My wife, being a good Christian lady, didn't need much restraint when I sliced her hand off, as Scripture demands. Neither Bobby-Joe nor eye felt pity for her (also commanded in the Scripture), so we let her bleed to death. Praise Jesus. Let this be a lesson to all the women out there: Keep out of manly encounters or suffer the consequences! Fucking hell, I decided to google Deuteronomy 25:11-12 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Deuteronomy+25%3A11-12&version=NIV Deuteronomy 25:11-12 New International Version (NIV) 11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. Quote
MickyD Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 Valentine's Day - A Holiday for Whores, Sluts and Wannabe Rape-Victims! Friends, I'm not going to mince my words here: Young girls who send out Valentine's Day Cards are just asking to get raped! Not only that, but they FULLY DESERVE ALL THEY GET for acting like filthy little sluts! I don't know about you, but in MY day it was THE MAN who did all the chasing, letting the girl know he was interested in courting her, and asking her father's permission to court his prospective spouse. The girl ALWAYS knew her place, and how to act. The girl NEVER did ANY chasing, not like the attention whores and sluts that are around today. And then we get this so-called Holiday, where girls send cards practically THROWING THEMSELVES AT BOYS - A Holiday for Wannabe Rape Victims, that's what I call it! It is day when young girls send out smutty cards to boys THEY like, trying to get THEIR attention like filthy little whores, and then they cry when they get the attention they wanted all along? I never understand the mentality of the 'rape victim' What do you expect if you send out a Card letting a man know you are offering yourself to him on a platter like that? Yes, a Valentine's Card is just an open invitation to the boy, that you want to be drugged and date-raped! It's like painting a HUGE red 'X' on your forehead, and crying "I'm a dumb slut whore! Rape me! Rape me! Rape me!" That's the TRUTH of it - Sending a Valentine's Card to a boy is just giving him an OPEN INVITATION to rape you! You are letting him know you are an "EASY LAY" - an attention whore and a braindead slut, and I really have NO SYMPATHY when he rapes you! You wanted his attention - then you GOT IT! You play, you pay! Just read THIS article on the links between Valentine's Day and Rape-Victims - I'm also beginning to think this isn't 100% wind-up. Quote
HomerJay Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 i honestly dont know if the posts are real or not. barmpots, the lot of em. Quote
Sweep Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 The last time I tried to tell a young woman she looked like a soon to be rape victim and that maybe she should stop being a whore for Satan and let me help Jesus enter her, her father punched me in the face! I was so shocked I knocked over an aisle in the toy section of the shop I was in. I've just spent a good half hour reading that site, it's most amusing Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 a quick google search shows that its fake Quote
HomerJay Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) a quick google search shows that its fake thats actually quite relieving. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church still a bit odd though Edited February 14, 2012 by HomerJay Quote
Sweep Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 a quick google search shows that its fake it's a hell of a lot of time and effort for what is pretty much a spoof site though isn't it Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 it's a hell of a lot of time and effort for what is pretty much a spoof site though isn't it it is , which is why im thinking what is stranger, it being real and the people being nutjobs or being fake and people having the time and effort to make it seem real with some very odd topics and discussions makes you wonder. Quote
MickyD Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 I really think it started off as a wind-up but there really are people out their who make these views seem the norm. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 some of it reminds me of that louis theroux documentary "the most hated family in america" some fucking odd balls out there Quote
Big E Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 some of it reminds me of that louis theroux documentary "the most hated family in america" some fucking odd balls out there just googled that. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Complete fucking mentalists! Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 (edited) just googled that. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Complete fucking mentalists! its a really creepy docu to watch really strange people. i like louis theroux docs though, he does one in a supermax prison in america and he meets a guy who only gets 1 hour a day out of his cell and is serving over 400 years for serial killing. Edited February 14, 2012 by Frandsen08 Quote
Big E Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 its a really creepy docu to watch really strange people. i like louis theroux docs though, he does one in a supermax prison in america and he meets a guy who only gets 1 hour a day out of his cell and is serving over 400 years for serial killing. where can i find online versions of these? ones that can be played outside the uk Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 where can i find online versions of these? ones that can be played outside the uk i'll pm you pal. Quote
HuffyTheCampfireSlayer Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/ Seems like there is a couple of grumpy christians about this site, though i like the way that after 2003 they seemed to lose interest in the holy war Absolute brilliant find though. Quote
Traf Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 its a really creepy docu to watch really strange people. i like louis theroux docs though, he does one in a supermax prison in america and he meets a guy who only gets 1 hour a day out of his cell and is serving over 400 years for serial killing. He'll not serve 400 years though. If he behaves himself, he'll only serve half. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 14, 2012 Posted February 14, 2012 He'll not serve 400 years though. If he behaves himself, he'll only serve half. turns out hes due a parole hearing for an early release 2106. Quote
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