I've spent three hours looking for birds I know on there to wind up because I'm in one of them moods. Anyhow, I gets speaking to this rather tasty piece, by my standards, she tells me I sound genuine etc and I thinks 'Fcuk me, I'm in here, I was only fannying about'. Now I remember Jazza having a dabble on there and I'm just wondering is it just a knocking shop or are they really after a hubby/ Long term relationship etc?

he calls himself dog in the third person. silly wanker.

he calls himself dog in the third person. silly wanker.

 

NB noticed that too.

NB noticed that too.

 

Franny does not approve.

got a picture of this bloke telling us all these stories?

 

he's not fussy is he

 

reckon he'll have cock rot by the time he's done

 

what does PIP stand for?

got a picture of this bloke telling us all these stories?

 

he's not fussy is he

 

reckon he'll have cock rot by the time he's done

 

what does PIP stand for?

 

Pretty in Picture?

Or as in a medal?

 

Come off it love, you know the Dog is gunna smash your flaps.

 

 

This amused me in a childish kind of way....

It'd be amusing if Velma was on some other forum whining about some daft Yorkshire prick who lives with his mum & could only go a minute before squirting.

 

Nob.

 

aye, the first one was amusing but now I think he's a bit tapped, and boring

 

fair play to the lad, but telling your mates about each and every conquest is one thing, posting it on a forum with such artistic licence is a bit odd

 

and it's not like the odd anecdote either, which again is acceptable

 

also, was impressed after the 1st sheffield girl, she looked alreet, the rest are down the munter end of the spectrum

 

*launches POF app on iphone*

The cunt still has her glasses on

 

That must have been an enduring image.

aye, the first one was amusing but now I think he's a bit tapped, and boring

 

fair play to the lad, but telling your mates about each and every conquest is one thing, posting it on a forum with such artistic licence is a bit odd

 

and it's not like the odd anecdote either, which again is acceptable

 

also, was impressed after the 1st sheffield girl, she looked alreet, the rest are down the munter end of the spectrum

 

*launches POF app on iphone*

 

I take it back, hadn't read them all and them last 2 stories amused me greatly

 

as you were

got a picture of this bloke telling us all these stories?

 

Edited February 20, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Tashes, is there really any place for those in 21st Century society?

 

Is there anyone on here got one, and if so, please advise, why. They scared me as a child and now I'm all grown up I just think, 'why has that man got one?'

Tashes, is there really any place for those in 21st Century society?

 

Is there anyone on here got one, and if so, please advise, why. They scared me as a child and now I'm all grown up I just think, 'why has that man got one?'

 

i had one back in November for charity you see other than that i cant think why you would want one i'm trying to think of the coolest person with one.

Edited February 20, 201214 yr by Frandsen08

 

 

 

Quality. What was one of his lines in The Office? Something like, "Give me ten minutes with 'er and I'll be up to me nuts in guts".

a goats beard :: ::

i had one back in November for charity you see other than that i cant think why you would want one i'm trying to think of the coolest person with one.

 

Kid Creole's was acceptable at the time, but to be fair I think it was an eyeliner pen.

Plus, I'm being a bit racist as white men don't look as good as black men with facial hair.

 

I know, I'm sickening myself.

Tashes, is there really any place for those in 21st Century society?

 

Even George?

Even George?

 

But he's not being George there, so that doesn't count.

Kid Creole's was acceptable at the time, but to be fair I think it was an eyeliner pen.

Plus, I'm being a bit racist as white men don't look as good as black men with facial hair.

 

I know, I'm sickening myself.

 

you reckon the special one could pull one off?

Kid Creole's was acceptable at the time, but to be fair I think it was an eyeliner pen.

Plus, I'm being a bit racist as white men don't look as good as black men with facial hair.

 

I know, I'm sickening myself.

 

I'm not having that.

 

Magnum P.I. would've looked weird without a 'tache.

 

... and say what you like about Hitler, but he pulled off that cheeky little number a real treat. That took balls.

Edited February 20, 201214 yr by DazBobParr

I'm not having that.

 

Magnum P.I. would've looked weird without a 'tache.

 

... and say what you like about Hitler, but he pulled off that cheeky little number a real treat. That took balls.

 

He freaked me out, and so did his pal, Higgins with the pencil one & the dobermans.

Anyhow, have you seen it in Blood Brothers, it's got even biggerer!

Nah, not seen Blood Brothers. Worth a watch?

I'm really struggling with Ruth, 43 from Brighouse in all honesty.

Nah, not seen Blood Brothers. Worth a watch?

if you like Marky Mark and big tashes, yes.

I'm getting good vibrations.

Good to see this thread rumbling on after I have returned from work.

 

I didn't think he could get any lower than the Native American with the glowstick but Ruth from Brighouse is a fucking disgrace.

 

What the fuck is the fella thinking.

 

Keep em flowing Gonzo