Big E Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Possibly just a smidge on the harsh side anewman in overreaction shocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobster Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Looks like its back to the Swan, and fingering in the toilets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 I'll get the popcorn. Turning out to be another classic. It is a very useful website but you are liable to drop yourself into some grim situations. One of the first times I used it I met this girl and halfway through my cup final performance she came out with the wonderful phrase "ohh, this is the first time since I was raped!" Another crazed lunatic from Chorlton I met on there she was a wild one, wanted it in the street in front of her house once. I didnt see enough of her to be honest, she was top. Actually met my now girlfriend on there as well, 3 years we've been going out so the site worked for its intended purpose as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Another crazed lunatic from Chorlton I met on there she was a wild one, wanted it in the street in front of her house once. I didnt see enough of her to be honest, she was top. Not Elly by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Not Elly by any chance? haha no. Chorlton rife with al fresco lovers is it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 She was merely a nutter from Chorlton with whom a few sweaty nights were had. I was seeing her in winter so never found out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Come on lads, those of you who are registered get posting some pictures of slags. Mucky as possible please gents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I'd heard 2 exciting Alan facts: 1) Sky bought the rights to Mid morning matters and were editing it for Sky1 2) He's filming a Partridge movie Sex wee time sorry to go off track again but.... I've just listened to the audio book of I partridge ...with Alan reading...fantastic ... and i concur get some pictures up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Here's one... funpartner123 : want to get your****wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Wonder what the stars are blanking out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2012 sorry to go off track again but.... I've just listened to the audio book of I partridge ...with Alan reading...fantastic ... and i concur get some pictures up... i read it, as his voice in my head next i will read with accompanying pre-prepared soundtrack then the audio book, or maybe do that next the ambition is to have Steve Coogan read it to me, in full Alan Partridge mode, sports casual oh and them young slags on POF never reply, might have to use a different picture and not the one of me in stained y fronts taking a picture in the mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Here's one... funpartner123 : want to get your****wet shes about 12 and no VPL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2012 shes about 12 and no VPL *adds to favourites* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2012 shes about 12 and no VPL Definately no older than 14 or 15. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 24 according to her profile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2012 No way is she 24. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 (edited) Has anyone ever met some on here (POF) and theyve turned out massively different to their profile picture?! Bet there's a few. Edited February 18, 2012 by Dan.m Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 18, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2012 Has anyone ever met some on here (POF) and theyve turned out massively different to their profile picture?! Bet there's a few. Put it this way, I'm thinking the photo of the child in the yellow dress is probably oblivious that her facebook photos are being used to entice lads to want to meet up and have a fumble with someone who probably weighs twice the girl in the photo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2012 Has anyone ever met some on here (POF) and theyve turned out massively different to their profile picture?! Bet there's a few. met one off MSF who turned out to be in a wheelchair (and coronation street) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 18, 2012 Moderators Share Posted February 18, 2012 Medicins Sans Frontieres? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 met one off MSF who turned out to be in a wheelchair (and coronation street) Fucking hell bet that was awkward Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Wanderer Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 met one off MSF who turned out to be in a wheelchair (and coronation street) Glad you brought it up first Didn't she nearly fall over at one point or was that you that couldn't keep up with the speed of her chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Dan, if you're older than 14, best you don't send your PC anywhere if it needs repairing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan.m Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Ha ha. Best I burn it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Just burn everything you own. It's for the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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