I've spent three hours looking for birds I know on there to wind up because I'm in one of them moods. Anyhow, I gets speaking to this rather tasty piece, by my standards, she tells me I sound genuine etc and I thinks 'Fcuk me, I'm in here, I was only fannying about'. Now I remember Jazza having a dabble on there and I'm just wondering is it just a knocking shop or are they really after a hubby/ Long term relationship etc?

also- isnt it slightly wierd to sctively seek out people you already know on a dating site?

Also, isn't it slightly weird that he's gone to the trouble of signing up in the first place.

 

Try that Eharmony, BB and see if you get any matches.

In all serious BB, do you not think it cruel to take the piss out of the people you know on there?

 

Is it fuck cruel, good entertainment value while your browsing for a shag!

like moths to a flame.

or a fly on shit

Edited February 16, 201214 yr by Bigtoe

or a fly on shit

 

are you calling me shit? how very rude.

Yeah, give me a new series you shit

Yeah, give me a new series you shit

 

You heard the news? Fosters have comissioned a new series of Mid morning matters!

 

 

also- isnt it slightly wierd to sctively seek out people you already know on a dating site?

 

Why is it weird? I'm nosey and had a few hours spare, I wouldn't say I'm a perv being honest. They ain't naked or anything, if anything I've been nice, especially to the lady who's husband was confined to a wheelchair before dying from cancer.

 

NB, by winding up I mean in a nice way, I'll just delete my user name etc when I'm bored of it

You heard the news? Fosters have comissioned a new series of Mid morning matters!

I'd heard 2 exciting Alan facts:

 

1) Sky bought the rights to Mid morning matters and were editing it for Sky1

2) He's filming a Partridge movie

 

Sex wee time

FFS you couldn't make this shit up

I know a few lads who have been cleaning up on there

 

You have to wade through a fair share of nut jobs mind, best advice would be to get a pay as you go sim card and bang it in an old phone and try and go for the ones that can accomodate. That way they cant track you down when they go nuts / fall pregnant etc

 

Get involved

I know a few lads who have been cleaning up on there

 

You have to wade through a fair share of nut jobs mind, best advice would be to get a pay as you go sim card and bang it in an old phone and try and go for the ones that can accomodate. That way they cant track you down when they go nuts / fall pregnant etc

 

Get involved

 

Oh, the old, I've got some mates line.

I tried dating for a year on smooch.com. Went on about dozen dates.Some decent lasses and some nutjobs.Had a bit of fun along the way. Was amazed how many players there were though. Hard work however was worth it in the end as with woman of my dreams and going very well 14 months down the line. Worked for me but trying to work out what is going through a woman's mind though is impossible.Would recommend anyone having a go but need to go into it with your eyes open ;-)

It's a belting website.

 

The women of Hull dropped to a whole new level!

 

But in a good way, sort of.

It's a belting website.

 

The women of Hull dropped to a whole new level!

 

But in a good way, sort of.

Fuck me, it's the women of Hull, they can't really drop much can they?

 

Fuck me, it's the women of Hull, they can't really drop much can they?

 

Other than their knickers*, no

 

 

*assuming they're wearing any

I met 3 birds off plenty of fish.. one was a cunt... pure attitude... the other was a pure psycho, didn't shag either.

 

The other is a great lass... really really nice but not my type at all... she is more like a mother/sister type than a bird I am interested in.

 

the first two mentioned meant that I ditched the site months ago

two of my mates uses this site a lot.

 

my favorite story was one woman who wanted nothing more than to deepthroat my mate all night,completley off her tits on ketamine....classy eh?

 

my mate got up the next morning and ended up making rice crispies and toast for her 8 year old son as she was lay on the bathroom floor in a mad paranoid mess.

 

lovely.

Ha ha

 

Gonzo never fails at anecdote top trumps

I think any bloke who goes on them is a fuckin freak who cant get a shag the conventional way, and for the record if any freak off a dating site went near my kid or his house I'd stab him and the mother

 

Dont know who or what they are

two of my mates uses this site a lot.

 

my favorite story was one woman who wanted nothing more than to deepthroat my mate all night,completley off her tits on ketamine....classy eh?

 

my mate got up the next morning and ended up making rice crispies and toast for her 8 year old son as she was lay on the bathroom floor in a mad paranoid mess.

 

lovely.

 

Sounds fucking ace to me

I think any bloke who goes on them is a fuckin freak who cant get a shag the conventional way, and for the record if any freak off a dating site went near my kid or his house I'd stab him and the mother

 

Dont know who or what they are

 

Possibly just a smidge on the harsh side

I'll get the popcorn.

 

Turning out to be another classic.

 

two of my mates uses this site a lot.

 

my favorite story was one woman who wanted nothing more than to deepthroat my mate all night,completley off her tits on ketamine....classy eh?

 

my mate got up the next morning and ended up making rice crispies and toast for her 8 year old son as she was lay on the bathroom floor in a mad paranoid mess.

 

lovely.

 

Just wondering like, was it a school night?

two of my mates uses this site a lot.

 

my favorite story was one woman who wanted nothing more than to deepthroat my mate all night,completley off her tits on ketamine....classy eh?

 

my mate got up the next morning and ended up making rice crispies and toast for her 8 year old son as she was lay on the bathroom floor in a mad paranoid mess.

 

lovely.

 

PM me the username

 

Cheers

Possibly just a smidge on the harsh side

 

anewman in overreaction shocker