no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 I know I'm going to get stick for this but anyhow, have a confession to make. I think I might be one of those folk who's in the wrong body. You know when you gents go in the pub at tea time with a paper and a pint. Just to chill out for an hour or two, maybe watch the match? Well, tonight I wanted to do that BUT can wimmin do that without the blokes thinking, "she's odd"? So I've now got a Vimto and the football on my tv. Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 No Next question Sorry, I should've been specific. I was asking men who live in this century. Quote
little whitt Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 you are odd i dont see a problem with it unless its the SWAN Quote
Crawley Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Go to the pub. It's your choice, sod blokes who think otherwise. Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 You can always rely on the deviants and arty types to talk sense I might bob down now seeing as the Landlord's a Munich! Quote
Spider Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Depends on the pub. Where you thinking? ( guessing the Albert if it's a Munich) Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 Depends on the pub. Where you thinking? ( guessing the Albert if it's a Munich) It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now. Sod it. I'll do it one night next week. Quote
victor meldrew Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 i've seen your mate BCG in alberts on her own, she managed it ok. Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 i've seen your mate BCG in alberts on her own, she managed it ok. Yes, but she's a proper not right! Quote
gonzo Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now. Sod it. I'll do it one night next week. stop being a softy...i though you were top dog in horwich? the number one rule about supping on your tod is make sure you take a paper! blackpool gazette front to back=2 pints mirror for me or any other red top= 3 pints the times on a monday with the game=4 pints all three?.....monday club special!! Quote
Andydee Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Your not going to start hanging out in the flea pit with a pint of Black Cat and your own copy of the racing post are you?! NB I mean not Spider (he already does ) Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 Your not going to start hanging out in the flea pit with a pint of Black Cat and your own copy of the racing post are you?! NB I mean not Spider (he already does ) I only go in Fat Franks under protest, as you well know! Real Ale Wanker! You missed it when the barmaid asked your mate "house double"? Quote
Bea Smith Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Get it done, i dont have an issue with doing that, and neither should you. Quote
Spider Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 It was. To be fair, I know the landlord really well, but I can't be arsed now. Sod it. I'll do it one night next week. He's alright in small doses. His beers well looked after, give him that. Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 He's alright in small doses. His beers well looked after, give him that. Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz I've known him since he moved over here, trust me, I know all about the fishing & how Kidderminster is the centre of all things Fishomania! Quote
Spider Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 I've known him since he moved over here, trust me, I know all about the fishing & how Kidderminster is the centre of all things Fishomania! Sorry, I got to the Kidderminster bit then my eyes exploded with sheer panic that they may have to read about tench. I'll send a beer to your table if I see you. With a brolly in it. Quote
Andydee Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Just don't ask him about fishing. Zzzzzzz Made that mistake when I bumped into him in the street! Quote
no balls Posted March 15, 2012 Author Posted March 15, 2012 Sorry, I got to the Kidderminster bit then my eyes exploded with sheer panic that they may have to read about tench. I'll send a beer to your table if I see you. With a brolly in it. Thanks, though I presume you haven't a clue what I look like so it may be a bit embarrasing for you if you get the wrong woman Quote
Spider Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 Thanks, though I presume you haven't a clue what I look like so it may be a bit embarrasing for you if you get the wrong woman Good point. You have previously said on here that you have a very neat lady garden, so just wear a really short skirt and do a basic instinct manoeuvre every now and again. Reckon I'll figure it out. If you get a pint paid on and the staff say it was by someone looking like Dolph Lundgren you'll know it was me. Shampoo with Vosene. Mmmmm Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted March 15, 2012 Posted March 15, 2012 It's a pub, not a brothel. Call in for an hour. The more ladies don't call in, the odder it looks when one does. You're over eighteen, I presume, so it's ok. You're not that woman who goes in the Crown with her bob-hat on are you ? . Quote
anewman Posted March 16, 2012 Posted March 16, 2012 the pub is a sanctuary for men to go to and unwind after a hard days work while the woman prepares supper amd sorts the kids out Quote
MickyD Posted March 16, 2012 Posted March 16, 2012 the number one rule about supping on your tod is make sure you take a paper! blackpool gazette front to back=2 pints Whilst I agree about taking a paper; there's not much worse than sitting there reading beer mats; reading a paper from front to back though? That's just wrong. Always start at sport and read towards the front, anything else is a bit gay. Quote
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