cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

39 minutes ago, gonzo said:

We need to start drinking sea water.

 

36 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Or filtering our piss?

Whitt's ahead of the game here.

4 hours ago, green genie said:

That’s going up if they need to build a desalination plant to cover all the swimming pools at the migrants hotel 

That makes no sense whatsoever.

8 hours ago, Traf said:

 

Whitt's ahead of the game here.

Sydney has had final effluent recycling to front end of a drinking water treatment plant for years. Thames Water are actively considering it as they mothballed their desalination plant due to the high running costs.

SWW had plans for a desalination plant near St Ozzie to feed into network to cover the summer demand from emmits but the local tree huggers found a love of sea grass in the area where the brine would have been returned to the sea, despite the bay at Par having white sand from being so contaminated with China Clay.

12 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Well, Kent has no water - doing run to the old folks on our street. People cant get to work because of water queues. And i still pay £290 a month.

Nightmare.

£290 a month for Water  WTF

im on a Meter  £21 a month 

6 minutes ago, little whitt said:

£290 a month for Water  WTF

im on a Meter  £21 a month 

Was @Traf right?

think @Not in Crawley has his monthly and quarterly bills confused.

SWW about £1100.a year due to the amount of coastline and rivers per capita 

2 hours ago, green genie said:

Was @Traf right?

think @Not in Crawley has his monthly and quarterly bills confused.

SWW about £1100.a year due to the amount of coastline and rivers per capita 

@Not in Crawley lives in a large mansion and has to pay for the water his staff use.

Edited May 29May 29 by freds dad

15 minutes ago, freds dad said:

@Not in Crawley live in a large mansion and has to pay for the water his staff use.

Thought the staff were on well water.

Very progressive of him

2 hours ago, green genie said:

Was @Traf right?

think @Not in Crawley has his monthly and quarterly bills confused.

SWW about £1100.a year due to the amount of coastline and rivers per capita 

Same as mine here in a Bolton shire. That reminds me, I pay half yearly and it’s due on Monday.😩

I think ours is somewhere in the region of £40/month in Rossendale.

14 hours ago, Dimron said:

Or filtering our piss?

there's some weeks I'd never sober up

On 29/05/2026 at 07:54, freds dad said:

@Not in Crawley lives in a large mansion and has to pay for the water his staff use.

Yeah I did, its £130 a month now.

And I live in a three bed house.

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Yeah I did, its £130 a month now.

And I live in a three bed house.

Are you sure you live in a 3 bed house though? 

Or is that your quarterly house and you actually live in a 1 bed? 😁

12 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Are you sure you live in a 3 bed house though? 

Or is that your quarterly house and you actually live in a 1 bed? 😁

Shhh Kent.

 

Been at cricket since 2pm, nose and baps are feeling a bit stingy

Left home yesterday for a break.

Around 25⁰C at the time.

Arrived and it was 12.5⁰C.

Midge wars.

And a sick dog.

 

 

 

https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/two-children-adult-left-clinging-34029444

https://www.lancs.live/news/lancashire-news/paddle-boarders-swept-out-sea-34023053


Man continues to fight for life after tragedy on Lancashire coast https://share.google/YRYs38GeqCXBcHZwv

 

3 separate incidents over the weekend.

Just stay out the fucking sea for christs sake.

Tragic story the 3rd one. Poor lass dived in to save her dog and she drowned. The dog survived and the husband critical. 

I know the exact point where it happened and can guarantee they were cup off on the sandbank. I've been cut off there myself, it comes in so quickly behind you.

44 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Poor lass dived in to save her dog and she drowned. The dog survived

This happens so often.