cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Power cut in Burnley 

Since when did Burnley have power?

2 hours ago, deane koontz said:

Every cloud..

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51433720

That's tremendous. Wonder if passengers get a fuel saving rebate upon landing?

Just now, boltondiver said:

Power cut in Burnley 

Since when did Burnley have power?

The bloke pedaling the generator bicycle has been blown off it.

Had a brief spell of thunder and lightning in downtown East Leigh, lights dimmed a bit but no problems here.

Took a hound up for a mooch in Horwich, flash of lightning in the distance.

Once back in the car, we checked on lightning maps, and it was somewhere near high street iirc.

Plenty others in the hills.

idiot 1

Idiot 2

2 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Idiot 2

Let him go, clearly on a suicide mission

5 hours ago, Traf said:

Aye, Bacup & Todmorden under quite a bit of water.

What's that campervan doing in the canal? 

Bad round Preston way. Roads closed all over earlier, and exits from m6 at j31 were closed an hour ago because of flooding.

A colleague of the wife has lost 6 feet of his garden and 2 sheds to the stream at the end of it!

21 minutes ago, jeep said:

What's that campervan doing in the canal? 

It’s a house boat 

Fucking horrible on the motorways heading south. Huge puddles blocking lanes due to run off from the fields. And still you’ve got dickheads tanking it through the spray 

1 minute ago, MancWanderer said:

Fucking horrible on the motorways heading south. Huge puddles blocking lanes due to run off from the fields. And still you’ve got dickheads tanking it through the spray 

Usually in 4x4s. Look at me, I drive a tank!

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Usually in 4x4s. Look at me, I drive a tank!

Surprisingly not. The 4x4s formed a huge long train hogging the middle lane. I didn’t obvs cos I’m an ace driver. The current twatmobile appears to be the M version of the BMW 1 series 

5 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

Surprisingly not. The 4x4s formed a huge long train hogging the middle lane. I didn’t obvs cos I’m an ace driver. The current twatmobile appears to be the M version of the BMW 1 series 

My brothers m140 got nicked from his house last night while they were in bed. No doubt end up in a ram raid or armed robbery somewhere shortly. 
 

he’s a twat so it fits ideally your description 

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

My brothers m140 got nicked from his house last night while they were in bed. No doubt end up in a ram raid or armed robbery somewhere shortly. 
 

he’s a twat so it fits ideally your description 

🤣

Anyone else notice that the lane to hog on four lane motorways is the yjird. It must be something to do with being comfortable with the safety of being able to jump into the "fast" lane and being far enough from the HGVs as possible.

 

That’s just the local communal bath

Be nice in summer. Nowt better than lying in the sun, lager in hand and the sound of birdsong and babbling sewerage. 

well the M6 was fun

4 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

well the M6 was fun

Which bit?

7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Which bit?

Towards Stoke duck

Statement by minister on flood response now.

North of England definitely suffered the brunt of the effects.

Keen on learning about measures going forward. 

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Statement by minister on flood response now.

"blah, blah, thank fuck London hasn't suffered too much, blah, blah.."