cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Was always adamant heating doesn't go on until Nov. The little one made me change my mind. It's on. Don't tell my dad. He'll disown me. 

14 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Was always adamant heating doesn't go on until Nov. The little one made me change my mind. It's on. Don't tell my dad. He'll disown me. 

Get that padded bra on luv or you’ll take little uns eye out 

I don't get this heating on off malarkey? Do you not have thermostats in your gaffs?

58 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

I don't get this heating on off malarkey? Do you not have thermostats in your gaffs?

If you’re cold and you pay for it put it on

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

I don't get this heating on off malarkey? Do you not have thermostats in your gaffs?

No!

Never had a thermostat for the heating. 

Not much point now with the stove- just put it on when needed 

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

I don't get this heating on off malarkey? Do you not have thermostats in your gaffs?

You don't need it on all year round though? 

Sat there in long johns hoodie and dressing gown  under a blanket like a twat

We live in a first world cold country with insulated houses 

Close the doors and windows stick the heating on for 20 mins it’ll probably use less fuel than your kettle and cost less and you’ll be fuckin warm you weirdos

Edited September 30, 20214 yr by Rudy

Just now, Rudy said:

Sat there in long johns hoodie and dressing down under a blanket like a twat

We live in a first world cold country with insulated houses 

Close the doors and windows stick the heating on for 20 mins it’ll probably use less fuel than your kettle and cost less and you’ll be fuckin warm you weirdos

You've been watching again haven't you? 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You've been watching again haven't you? 

Just ran with the LL scummy mummy stereotype

Just now, Rudy said:

Just ran with the LL scummy mummy stereotype

Weeks worth of food down my dressing gown with a fag hanging out my mouth whilst necking a red bull actually then. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

Weeks worth of food down my dressing gown with a fag hanging out my mouth whilst necking a red bull actually then. 

I'll be round in 20 minutes.

33 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

You don't need it on all year round though? 

Exactly. But with a thermostat or two if the house is warm enough already then the boiler doesn't fire up.

I never touch the heating controls except if I am a bit chilly at home when I can override the thermostat and bang it on for an hour.

2 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Exactly. But with a thermostat or two if the house is warm enough already then the boiler doesn't fire up.

I never touch the heating controls except if I am a bit chilly at home when I can override the thermostat and bang it on for an hour.

Doesn't that suggest you've set it too low?

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Doesn't that suggest you've set it too low?

Not really, it's more to the point that I have been sat at my desk all day and can't be arsed moving about or putting a jumper on. It is set to 21 or 22 degrees so plenty warm enough.

6 hours ago, little whitt said:

its Definitely Winter 

pissing down for at least the next 2 weeks 

which CUNTs have put the Heating on yet

My heating went on yesterday, when I'm cold, I turn the heating on, I don't care if it's December, September or July, I'm not shy about staying warm

Sign of ageing - 'feeling the chill'...

Means your blood's getting thinner.

Yet taking longer to circulate due to furry arteries.

Next stop, purchasing one of these...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beurer-Warmer-SPECIAL-Washable-Safety/dp/B07K4S35M7

 

Edited September 30, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Sign of ageing - 'feeling the chill'...

Means your blood's getting thinner.

Yet taking longer to circulate due to furry arteries.

Next stop, purchasing one of these...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beurer-Warmer-SPECIAL-Washable-Safety/dp/B07K4S35M7

 

Treated myself to new slippers today. Well excited to try them on 😊

@bolton_blondie

The day one owns slippers is the day one has given up on life outside of domesticity...

In men it is a sign they have been tamed/neutered.

In women it signifies adoption of slatternly ways...

Edited September 30, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

48 minutes ago, Sweep said:

My heating went on yesterday, when I'm cold, I turn the heating on, I don't care if it's December, September or July, I'm not shy about staying warm

I must say Sweep, the swingers reviews from your gaff are always complimentary about the heating, no problems with performers being too cold which is just as well ever since your fluffer was deported.

Just remember to lower the temp in the next S&M Swing, poor Mrs Sweep spent 40 mins trying to get me out of my gimp suit.

15 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@bolton_blondie

The day one owns slippers is the day one has given up on life outside of domesticity...

In men it is a sign they have been tamed/neutered.

In women it signifies adoption of slatternly ways...

So shall I walk round barefooted then? 

Yes.

Or high heels.

The worst ones - on women.

Those open backed towelling ones.

Worst on men - spiteful open backed leather ones, usually blue.

Can’t go walking today 

not too displeased 

I wear purple crushed suede moccasins, silk trousers, smoking jacket and cravat for evening wear 

Best thing about this weather is no cyclists it’s wonderful