cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

2 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Pied me off the cunt

I did phone him very last min and he was booked up 

Imagine that. A guy who is ace it his business not being free on a whim... 🤣 

Joking pal. But BVM gets a recommendation all the time from me. 

8 hours ago, stevieb said:

Imagine that. A guy who is ace it his business not being free on a whim... 🤣 

Joking pal. But BVM gets a recommendation all the time from me. 

I always wonder about that when I see fab posts asking if there’s a painter & decorator or plasterer (or any other trade) with availability next week.

How good are they if they have availability to do things without notice?

Just now, MickyD said:

I always wonder about that when I see fab posts asking if there’s a painter & decorator or plasterer (or any other trade) with availability next week.

How good are they if they have availability to do things without notice?

My mam and dad had their garden done, neighbour recommended someone who was free in 2 weeks, they declined and went with another fella but had to wait a year to get it done.

There’s 4 years later still looks incredible, the neighbour is getting there’s redone next feb by the man who did my mam and dads 

15 hours ago, Francis Fogarty said:

Great song, but here's a better version on YT with Lucy Morgan out of Dexys on violin.

@boltondiver

 

 

36 minutes ago, Casino said:

@boltondiver

 

 

Lucy is ace

Helen back on violin for next September’s tour.

 

That's the one. Lovely song.

On 30/09/2021 at 23:49, L/H White said:

Pied me off the cunt

I did phone him very last min and he was booked up 

I'd sooner have done yours.

Lovely and warm out tonight 

Just right this

Indeed it is.

On 01/10/2021 at 08:27, MickyD said:

I always wonder about that when I see fab posts asking if there’s a painter & decorator or plasterer (or any other trade) with availability next week.

How good are they if they have availability to do things without notice?

I dunno, got a show you want to sell.....

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

I dunno, got a show you want to sell.....

Did I tell you about the time I appeared on stage at that there London Palladium?

I really hope we are going to discover Chrisopher Biggins is a Bolton fan.

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

I really hope we are going to discover Chrisopher Biggins is a Bolton fan.

He prefers going up the Arsenal.

Barbecue thing has just been lit, I was wondering if cooking outside in October makes me an arsehole but the wife cleared it up and said that me actually being an arsehole is what makes me an arsehole.

 

It is rather pleasant out

It's lovely. I dont mind Autumn like this. It's the horizontal rain I don't enjoy. 

Huge walk around the parish today.

Its fucking ace round here.

Geese seem to have gone early. Squirrels are more frantic than usual. Early east winds.

I smell danger.

29 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Geese seem to have gone early. Squirrels are more frantic than usual. Early east winds.

I smell danger.

Leaves staying on the trees longer this year I reckon.

Still picking beans and courgettes.

Tried pushing a pram, walking a overly excited cockapoo and a 7 year old who winges as soon as we leave the house today by myself. That was joyful. 

58 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Tried pushing a pram, walking a overly excited cockapoo and a 7 year old who winges as soon as we leave the house today by myself. That was joyful. 

Husband in the working mens club?

Lovely day

Built a shed. Sweated my arse off

Earned tonight’s ale

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Huge walk around the parish today.

Its fucking ace round here.

I presume you boycott The Bolton News, so you don't know what the salt of the earth Horwich scum have been up to..?

Everyday someone from 'The Parish' features, usually some violent offence against a girl/woman/defenceless bloke or thievery.

People who live there think it's fucking Camberwick Green - deluded.

53 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Husband in the working mens club?

Didn't have a husband last time i checked.