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Rough As Fuck Roll Call

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Good 22 hour session yesterday. Thank fuck I've got tomorrow off

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  • jules_darby
    jules_darby

    If you'd never been and only read NB et al's posts on Horwich you'd be forgiven for expecting this   

  • MancWanderer
    MancWanderer

    In. Rolled in at 3am sat morning. Text at 9am offering a free ticket to City/Bournemouth.   Sat in The Whisky Jar in the NQ at 12.30 with 2 for £6 TsingTao and a couple of whisky liveners   City S

  • Quite right, too.   Print this off and stick it up in your home:

I wonder if there's a medical explanation as to why as the older you get the heavier hangovers you have?

 

Surely your tolerance levels should get better as time goes on?

 

How come when I was a skinny rat of a yoof I could go on 3 day benders and feel fresh a daisy the after? Surely my body should be used to the abuse by now and cope better?

I wonder if there's a medical explanation as to why as the older you get the heavier hangovers you have?

 

Surely your tolerance levels should get better as time goes on?

 

How come when I was a skinny rat of a yoof I could go on 3 day benders and feel fresh a daisy the after? Surely my body should be used to the abuse by now and cope better?

As you get older the body takes longer to heal/repair itself, which is what it needs to do after a drinking session.

 

Consequently as you get older hangovers get (or certainly feel) worse.

Works do on Friday.

 

Few pints with the lads before we went to Jamie's Italian in Liverpool

More beers during the meal

One of the owners turns up and announces he's got £500 behind the bar just for Sambuca, Orders a round of 20 sambucas, 2 for each of us. We had to do them both in a mexican wave style thing round the table.

Then another 2

Then another 2

....14 sambucas later we end up in Alma De Cuba.

I get seperated from everyone and all hotels are full. I'm getting quoted 80 quid for a taxi home.

Decide to wait for the first train home in Maccies, and fall asleep on the table.

Wake up with a fit bird sitting opposite, chat her up and shove my tongue down her throat for about an hour and half.

Go the toilet, come back and she's fucked off.

First train home, 4 mile walk back to mine from the station. In the pissing rain.

Get to bed at 9am

 

I am still fucked today.

As you get older the body takes longer to heal/repair itself, which is what it needs to do after a drinking session.

 

Consequently as you get older hangovers get (or certainly feel) worse.

Well there you go then.

 

Thanks Dr David.

 

I've just apologised to the kids for shouting at them tomorrow :)

Works do on Friday.

 

Few pints with the lads before we went to Jamie's Italian in Liverpool

More beers during the meal

One of the owners turns up and announces he's got £500 behind the bar just for Sambuca, Orders a round of 20 sambucas, 2 for each of us. We had to do them both in a mexican wave style thing round the table.

Then another 2

Then another 2

....14 sambucas later we end up in Alma De Cuba.

I get seperated from everyone and all hotels are full. I'm getting quoted 80 quid for a taxi home.

Decide to wait for the first train home in Maccies, and fall asleep on the table.

Wake up with a fit bird sitting opposite, chat her up and shove my tongue down her throat for about an hour and half.

Go the toilet, come back and she's fucked off.

First train home, 4 mile walk back to mine from the station. In the pissing rain.

Get to bed at 9am

 

I am still fucked today.

That owner sounds a bit of a nob.

 

I can't imagine the class of bird it takes to get off with a drunk bloke who was asleep next to her in maccies.

 

Every credit!

Works do on Friday.

 

Few pints with the lads before we went to Jamie's Italian in Liverpool

More beers during the meal

One of the owners turns up and announces he's got £500 behind the bar just for Sambuca, Orders a round of 20 sambucas, 2 for each of us. We had to do them both in a mexican wave style thing round the table.

Then another 2

Then another 2

....14 sambucas later we end up in Alma De Cuba.

I get seperated from everyone and all hotels are full. I'm getting quoted 80 quid for a taxi home.

Decide to wait for the first train home in Maccies, and fall asleep on the table.

Wake up with a fit bird sitting opposite, chat her up and shove my tongue down her throat for about an hour and half.

Go the toilet, come back and she's fucked off.

First train home, 4 mile walk back to mine from the station. In the pissing rain.

Get to bed at 9am

 

I am still fucked today.

Haha I got lost in Liverpool after getting locked in John Moores university after getting a gobble off a scouse that threw up all over me halfway through.

 

Had to scale a fence to get out and spent 2 hours wandering round trying to find my brother apartment.

 

Ended up at the train station and found my mate bare knuckle boxing a gang of homeless folk after one of em tried to steal his phone whilst he was asleep.

 

We found the apartment at about 9am and I woke up with a tin of magic mushroom I can only presume I found/stole from someone at the uni.

Haha I got lost in Liverpool after getting locked in John Moores university after getting a gobble off a scouse that threw up all over me halfway through.

 

Had to scale a fence to get out and spent 2 hours wandering round trying to find my brother apartment.

 

Ended up at the train station and found my mate bare knuckle boxing a gang of homeless folk after one of em tried to steal his phone whilst he was asleep.

 

We found the apartment at about 9am and I woke up with a tin of magic mushroom I can only presume I found/stole from someone at the uni.

Halfway through?

 

This suggests that she finished the job?

 

If so, that's wretched yet top class.

Halfway through?

 

This suggests that she finished the job?

 

If so, that's wretched yet top class.

It was a lovely kiss goodbye with a mouth full of jizz and vomit.

 

Snowballing Roman shower style.

It was a lovely kiss goodbye with a mouth full of jizz and vomit.

 

Snowballing Roman shower style.

Your jizz or someone else's?

Both

Halfway through?

 

This suggests that she finished the job?

 

If so, that's wretched yet top class.

 

 

She? Where is that indicated?

Got home at 2am. Walked it to work at half 8 this morning. Grim.

bottle shiraz, several staropramen, a few hoegaarden topped off with baileys

 

why?

Smug as fresh as a daisy here

 

Swerved Xmas party and Black Friday to stay in

 

Good choice

  • 2 weeks later...

In. And not from ale. Literally pissing brown water out my hoop

Is that a record?

 

11 days between posts over Christmas!

Everyone isstill either tanked up , or so bad they can't even manage posting

I went to the pub yesterday and drank pop.

I've not been in since Xmas eve day

 

No real boozing this year, can't be arsed

Didn't drink yesterday and no intention of it today.  I've had enough.  After New Years Day, that's me for at least 2/3 weeks.

i've lobbed about 8lb on over xmas

 

bit of a session tomorrow and i'm done

 

all booze and chocolate is getting binned

 

i've already ordered a batch off stuff from my protein

Been in Schloss about 10 times as its 50 yards from my office

 

Rammed all the time

 

There was a big queue outside at 5:30 on Friday

 

Ridiculous

 

 

made my way there yesterday

 

fantastic

 

had a curry from nearby zouk too

 

place gets mixed reviews but we loved it - the nihari lamb couldnt be faulted

 

 

lots of watering holes seemed to be shutting at 1030, whats that all about?

made my way there yesterday

 

fantastic

 

had a curry from nearby zouk too

 

place gets mixed reviews but we loved it - the nihari lamb couldnt be faulted

 

 

lots of watering holes seemed to be shutting at 1030, whats that all about?

New Curry place right next to my office - Asha's; just up from Schloss...supposed to be very good but I have t tried it yet

New Curry place right next to my office - Asha's; just up from Schloss...supposed to be very good but only restaurant in central Manchester I haven't frequented yet

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