Who else is in?

You were well on your way when I left you.

Pisscans!

 

I'll never learn! Was supposed to be sensible yesterday knowing we're out tonight.

 

I blame Mrs Dee

I'm fragile today, going through my hangover cure 2 Jammie wagon wheels 2 cups of tea followed by a big fry up breakfast.

Edited May 5, 201313 yr by Mounts Kipper

 

 

Will you have your very own police escort again?

 

Ha ha!

No Balls was running about like a demented hen in Scotts before the match

No Balls was running about like a demented hen in Scotts before the match

I don't recall that. And I was sober.

I don't recall that. And I was sober.

 

You seemed quite calm & collected at half time too.....

 

 

You seemed quite calm & collected at half time too.....

thank you

I don't recall that. And I was sober.

 

you were sober... as was I but were certainly on a mission... plus called us knobheads for singing a song to you ....

 

 

no balls... she's only got no balls

 

 

Knobheads

 

 

 

I was exactly that colour

I was exactly that colour

 

Don't worry pal, Gonzo is like that permanently

Was there a lad asleep on one of the couches in there?

Ha ha ha

 

Well and truely in

 

Gutted I missed super john in downtown

 

 

I'll never learn! Was supposed to be sensible yesterday knowing we're out tonight.

 

I blame Mrs Dee

 

I'll let her know.

 

Who was the sensible one that decided we should go home anyway, I can't remember! Not can't remember who it was, can't remember coming home!

 

Did the lad I dropped at the taxi office get home ok?

My mother has just come round with rations for us expecting carnage.

Apparently I've "changed".

Right... off out now to play the classic Scottish game of "Last man standing"

 

the only game where you win you have to pay the taxi home

 

So I will check in for tomorrow now

 

let's SMASH IT

Ruined

 

 

I'll let her know.

 

Who was the sensible one that decided we should go home anyway, I can't remember! Not can't remember who it was, can't remember coming home!

 

Did the lad I dropped at the taxi office get home ok?

 

I've not heard from him and his wife probably battered him when he got in!

 

Funnily enough I can't remember getting home either!!

 

 

I've not heard from him and his wife probably battered him when he got in!

 

Funnily enough I can't remember getting home either!!

And you found your house keys.

Nob head!

And you found your house keys.

Nob head!

 

Ha ha, along with a stray cat that I brought in and made Smiffs feed

I've just driven 100 miles with the shittiest hangover in living memory

 

I was almost hoping I'd get pulled, just so I could have a lie down.

 

What happened at the reebok yesterday?

Where is the last hour of last night

And where's my phone

Everything else accounted for but no phone and its turned off as per

You had it in the old man and scythe

 

It was on the table most of the time so I'd hazard guess in your pissed up state it stayed there!

I claim the first Afghan hangover on this thread. I never thought it was possible to have a hangover in this country till yesterday. The things one learns. It's not an all out stonker by any means, it's teatime now and it's gone, but my tongue tasted like a tram driver's glove when I got up.

 

His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beaten up by secret police. He felt bad.

 

Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis.

Aching all bastard over!

 

I bet you are

Sat here still half cut wondering what sort of crimes were committed in our house last night.

Sat here still half cut wondering what sort of crimes were committed in our house last night.

 

It's not illegal if you have a leather mask on.