May 5, 201313 yr Sat here still half cut wondering what sort of crimes were committed in our house last night. It's not illegal if you have a leather mask on.
May 5, 201313 yr It's not illegal if you have a leather mask on. I'd struggle putting the fucking kettle on.
May 5, 201313 yr I somehow managed to drink through until 6.30 this morning. Thank fuck I've got tomorrow to recover
May 5, 201313 yr Where is the last hour of last night And where's my phone Everything else accounted for but no phone and its turned off as per What happened when we left the Cider House? I have absolutely no idea. I was awakened this morning by Mrs B saying 'what the flip are those bunny ears doing in my front room?' Hmmmm. As far as your phone is concerned, as Dirty says, I do remember you having it in the pub, perhaps I'll call round to T's as it could be there?
May 5, 201313 yr Did anyone else have that horrible feeling when looking at the time and it was about 3 hours earlier than you thought it should be, and you felt disappointed in yourself? Early kick offs are bad news.
May 5, 201313 yr Did anyone else have that horrible feeling when looking at the time and it was about 3 hours earlier than you thought it should be, and you felt disappointed in yourself? Early kick offs are bad news. I couldn't speak by midnight
May 5, 201313 yr Sat here still half cut wondering what sort of crimes were committed in our house last night. Beastiality with a stray cat?
May 5, 201313 yr Booking In also, I've got a pass so I'm out with the girls lesbian..............there goes your chance with the MG big boys
May 5, 201313 yr What happened when we left the Cider House? I have absolutely no idea. I was awakened this morning by Mrs B saying 'what the flip are those bunny ears doing in my front room?' Hmmmm. As far as your phone is concerned, as Dirty says, I do remember you having it in the pub, perhaps I'll call round to T's as it could be there? Phone located on the bedroom floor We left the cider house and it was time to go home - you wanted to make me drink some more but thankfully I resisted Perhaps as well as I don't remember getting home
May 6, 201313 yr Dazbob will be popping in later. We ARE going for a walk today even if its only to the pub. Can't do a full BHW at home where all you do is get leathered.
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