Who else is in?

I'm also extremely sunburnt after my 18 minutes in the sun.

 

 

 

Stop it, boys!

Well and truly in. Look like I've been dragged through a hedge backwards.

In but not as in as I thought I would be considering first pint was 11.45 last 1am....

 

Gonzo & Eyesright were talking fluent Ukranian at 5pm....

In.

Manc last night, Grapes,Oasthouse,Revolution

£160 spent and a bangin' 'ed.

I stayed sober(ish) all day but in a famous mans words am gonna SMASH it today

dont know time i got in must have been early as the 3 hooded gents who smashed their way through the shutters at daisy hill bargain booze

managed to wake me at 0415 this morning and ive been up since

 

any robbers reading this have a bit more consideration im nackered and i've a screaming baby, a 7 year old and a dog to look after and my headache would deck an elephant.

oh and single people volunteer to look after other peoples kids once in a while.

In but not through booze. Woke up with a severe stomach cramps yesterday and smashed my PB for number of shits in a day. Must have been in the high 30's and there are 4 cardboard bog roll cores in the bathroom bin. At one point I was pissing from my arsehole. Only a couple this morning but there is still out of control fermentation happening.

In but not as in as I thought I would be considering first pint was 11.45 last 1am....

 

Gonzo & Eyesright were talking fluent Ukranian at 5pm....

 

...it went down hill from the onwards.

 

I'm a proper lightweight nowadays.

 

Still got a half eaten Thai green curry in the fridge...looks like my lads nappy contents when he was a few months old.

went in blind tiger and felt like Ken Barlow with the 18 year olds trying their luck.

I'm in, rough as toast with a bright orange face after I attended a fancy dress as a Umpah Lumpa. I hope this shit comes off..

 

 

...it went down hill from the onwards.

 

I'm a proper lightweight nowadays.

 

Still got a half eaten Thai green curry in the fridge...looks like my lads nappy contents when he was a few months old.

 

You missed daft Tony....

 

I can't get served.... Why?.... No idea.... Oi twat I want a fuckin drink hurry up yer cunt..... Yep might have an idea why.....

went in blind tiger and felt like Ken Barlow with the 18 year olds trying their luck.

 

were they lucky?

went in blind tiger and felt like Ken Barlow with the 18 year olds trying their luck.

Was there a lad asleep on one of the couches in there?

Sounds like a classy gaff

I'm in, rough as toast with a bright orange face after I attended a fancy dress as a Umpah Lumpa. I hope this shit comes off..

 

Was there a lad asleep on one of the couches in there?

 

was that you?

was that you?

Ha no, we forgot about him for 3 hours, re seen about 4 am!

Sounds like a classy gaff

 

it was. I had to at one point physically use two hands to un-stick my foot from the floor.

Ha no, we forgot about him for 3 hours, re seen about 4 am!

 

I think we left about 3am, not sure? Nearly broke my neck on the dance floor, I was like bambi on ice in my heels!

In and have to do it all again later.

 

A bacon butty might help but Smiffs is still in his pit.

were they lucky?

 

nah, I'm saving myself for Miami

In and have to do it all again later.

 

A bacon butty might help but Smiffs is still in his pit.

You were well on your way when I left you.

Pisscans!

In and have to do it all again later.

 

A bacon butty might help but Smiffs is still in his pit.

 

Will you have your very own police escort again?