May 7, 201313 yr Author You were fucking baked mon Aye. Were you with me when I fell over in the beer garden/yard? I couldn't walk in a straight line going home, I was just zig-zagging from one side of the pavement to the other. Edited May 7, 201313 yr by DazBob
May 7, 201313 yr I vet your bird had the time of her life when you got back wom Edited May 7, 201313 yr by no balls
May 7, 201313 yr Author I vet your bird had the time of her life when you got back wom Apparently she made herself a sandwich and had a brew. When she'd finished she came upstairs and dragged my naked and unconscious body out of the bathroom and put me into bed. She's a lucky lady.
May 7, 201313 yr It is amazing the strength we get in times of adversity. Eventually she'll just leave you there. That's when you know the relationship is fully bedded in
May 7, 201313 yr You know "flea pit beer yard now" is more of a rallying call than an invitation We needed it just to stop the shakes. Getting up this morning at 6:30 Mrs Dee said slightly wearily 'think we need to stop in for a bit'! She blames JD, I blame the 2 bottles of wine she supped. Anyhow it's only 3 weeks to the next bank holiday!
May 7, 201313 yr Sounds thrilling. Makes me wanna move to horwich and become part of the clique Could be a bit too quiet, nothing comparable to breakdancing in the Swan.
May 7, 201313 yr Could be a bit too quiet, nothing comparable to breakdancing in the Swan. got to stop that, I'm aching today
May 7, 201313 yr Sounds thrilling. Makes me wanna move to horwich and become part of the clique it's a shithole though, you stick to the more sophisticated areas.
May 8, 201313 yr I've still got a foot in the door from Sunday. Is this normal?? Given the state you were in, I'd say yes
May 11, 201313 yr Iamin Started boozing with lunch yesterday Red wine in the afternoon Then Shots, beers, shorts the lot Dragged home by wife at 9:30pm Fell asleep on the couch Thought I'd be fine by now, but rough as toast
May 11, 201313 yr Out! Just recovered from a "runners knee" injury, just done Burnley Parkrun and on a booze free run upto the Manchester 10K on 26th May. Do I pass go and do I get a Blue Peter badge!
May 13, 201313 yr just done 4 straight days on it in hamburg, absolutely fuckin ruined Did you bum Big E?
May 13, 201313 yr no he only turned out for an hour last night He told us that was his plan, as he doesn't really like you.
May 14, 201313 yr My first posting in this thread and getting in early. In the State Bar in Glqsgow. Got in at 8 to watch the turds flush. Then A blues band came on. Currently on my 8th pint of various strength proper beer. More to come followed by a deep fried pizza. Will be fucked for work tomorrow.. :-)
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