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Rough As Fuck Roll Call

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Been at it since friday

 

Fuck me i am fucked

 

Long, long rest now

You coming up this weekend bud?

Wish i was mate but got to work :(

Good Lord

 

Just woke up on the couch with a can of K cider still in hand

 

On a Tuesday

 

7AM

 

Not good

 

Don't feel rough though

Good Lord

 

Just woke up on the couch with a can of K cider still in hand

 

On a Tuesday

 

7AM

 

Not good

 

Don't feel rough though

 

I'll put my sherlock holmes hat and say the amount you sink means youve probably built up a tolerance to it

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Good Lord

 

Just woke up on the couch with a can of K cider still in hand

 

On a Tuesday

 

7AM

 

Not good

 

Don't feel rough though

 

did you finish the can?

did you finish the can?

 

Jazza doesn't strike me as the sort of person to waste a drink

Jazza doesn't strike me as the sort of person to waste a drink

 

Agreed, I would be disappointed if he didn't

yes... was warm & flat but I don't pour drink out

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yes... was warm & flat but I don't pour drink out

 

Did you then open another?

Did you then open another?

 

No...

 

 

Am going to Kirkcaldy at half eleven for an afternoon session though

Wish i was mate but got to work :(

 

the shittest of #shitfans

I had a clear out of my (outside) shack on Sunday, decided to embrace my inner Pikey and burn some scrap wood in the brazier - started off well enough, being sensible, seasoned 'natural' wood - but quickly progressed to burning chipboard, melamine and all manner of unsuitable crap.

 

Anyhow, I've felt like absolute shite ever since, symptoms to match bad AIDS - headache, aching limbs etc. Wasn't drinking (much) either, so be warned, there must be some toxicity in that stuff, the flames were certainly of an 'interesting' hue at times. I'll probably be giving the Award Ceremonies a miss in the future an' all, just in case.

 

Oh aye the meat cooked on the embers didn't taste so clever either. That was probably the nail polish remover I used to get the fire going tho' ;)

No...

 

 

Am going to Kirkcaldy at half eleven for an afternoon session though

 

Is that where they make a Roman and only one?

I mean a roll of linoleum.

 

(I'd never heard of it until Billy Connolly did that story)

Yes ... but alas no more....

 

 

didn't go in the end, hence 'm awake and posting at this God awful hour

 

 

Kirkcaldy is the town where the lovely Roxanne that i met about 2 years ago lives/liived... not seen her since i escaped. She had the hairiest clopper i've ever seen

 

 

here is roxanne thread for those that forgot (bloody hell it's less than a year, by Christ i've done a bit since then)

 

http://www.wanderers...__hl__kirkcaldy

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Is that where they make a Roman and only one?

I mean a roll of linoleum.

 

(I'd never heard of it until Billy Connolly did that story)

 

I used to fit Nairn products.

 

3.2mm Armourflex sheet was a bugger to unroll in winter!

 

Kirkcaldy is the only place I've stayed in a hotel that had rubber sheets under the bed sheet. Saved on cleaning bills according to the hotel manager who always filled the condom machine on a Tuesday before the grab a granny night.

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Yes ... but alas no more....

 

 

didn't go in the end, hence 'm awake and posting at this God awful hour

 

 

Kirkcaldy is the town where the lovely Roxanne that i met about 2 years ago lives/liived... not seen her since i escaped. She had the hairiest clopper i've ever seen

 

 

here is roxanne thread for those that forgot (bloody hell it's less than a year, by Christ i've done a bit since then)

 

http://www.wanderers...__hl__kirkcaldy

 

Were you going back for another dabble?

Were you going back for another dabble?

 

 

No... it's nearest big town to where I live except for Glenrothes... which isn't really a town.... it's about 300 roundabouts & a shopping centre with a wetherspoons and 1 other pub

 

Kirkcaldy is ok to got for a pint in

Just booking in early. I'm getting relatively smashed this weekend :)

Jesus .... Holy crap

 

 

K Cider... fook me, that brought back some memories... when we didn't have alcopops and had to rely on K and Diamond White to get hammered in Pink Panthers on a Friday/Saturday night. Think it was also a prevalent drink in Hawthorns as well.

K Cider... fook me, that brought back some memories... when we didn't have alcopops and had to rely on K and Diamond White to get hammered in Pink Panthers on a Friday/Saturday night. Think it was also a prevalent drink in Hawthorns as well.

 

Mixed with Castaway aka the Blastaway

I lost 12 hours of my life from K cider. One minute I was a but pissed in the Old Oak in Headingley, next thing I remember I was on a train to Manchester the next morning

Oh... just came on to check in but see I did before going to bed... at 5AM

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