mysticmichael Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Sordell to score first or last @ 13/2 Quote
Sweep Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 is MysticMichael going to advise in which game.... Quote
no balls Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Isn't gambling a sin Mystic? Correct. Baby Jesus turned over the trestle tables with all the tombola type stuff on, didn't he? Quote
mysticmichael Posted August 31, 2012 Author Posted August 31, 2012 It is for the sinner the prediction. Quote
Sweep Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 Correct. Baby Jesus turned over the trestle tables with all the tombola type stuff on, didn't he? Now then, there is a "born again" god botherer type who frequents one of my local boozers, he's always on the fruit machine. When I pointed out to him that gambling is a sin, he reckons that nowhere in the bible does it say that, apparently the trestle table lot were all money lenders and not bookies... So maybe gambling isn't a sin.... Anyway, my favourite sin is definitely "coveting my neighours ass" Quote
no balls Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 I think your fruit machine mate is like many religious types in that he's more than probably a fucking hypocrite who will find some quote from the good book to justify whatever they're doing. Quote
Sweep Posted August 31, 2012 Posted August 31, 2012 he's more than probably a fucking hypocrite who will find some quote from the good book to justify whatever they're doing. Of that I have no doubt, often we'll "bait" him on a Friday evening with daft things out of the bible, but he does have an answer for absolutely everything. Fair play to him, he knows his bible inside out. Quote
bolty58 Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 I think your fruit machine mate is like many religious types in that he's more than probably a fucking hypocrite who will find some quote from the good book to justify whatever they're doing. You could have just said 'fruit'. All these religious fcukers are halfwits. Quote
Big E Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Of that I have no doubt, often we'll "bait" him on a Friday evening with daft things out of the bible, but he does have an answer for absolutely everything. Fair play to him, he knows his bible inside out. I always like to ask them "we are all gods creatures and he loves us all - why does he allow children to be raped?" They always struggle with that one Quote
Guest Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 You could have just said 'fruit'. All these religious fcukers are halfwits. And really poor drivers Quote
mysticmichael Posted September 1, 2012 Author Posted September 1, 2012 I always like to ask them "we are all gods creatures and he loves us all - why does he allow children to be raped?" They always struggle with that one "They"? The answer to that Iain, is that it is the work of Satan and evilness. NOT Christian's. Quote
mysticmichael Posted September 1, 2012 Author Posted September 1, 2012 You could have just said 'fruit'. All these religious fcukers are halfwits. Google famous Christians potty mouth. Or better still, go and tell Muamba or Jay Jay that "All these religious fcukers are halfwits" Have you heard yourself? Quote
no balls Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 "They"? The answer to that Iain, is that it is the work of Satan and evilness. NOT Christian's. Satan? Oh give you head one of them wobbles. He's a cracking fella really once you get past that funny accent of his. Quote
bolty58 Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Google famous Christians potty mouth. Or better still, go and tell Muamba or Jay Jay that "All these religious fcukers are halfwits" Have you heard yourself? Oh, I'm going to just love you being around (whilst it lasts). May your God go with you. I'll thank a bloke in the Tottenham crowd for saving Fab if that's alright with you. Was it your God who stopped his heart in the first place? Quote
Guest Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Oh, I'm going to just love you being around (whilst it lasts). May your God go with you. I'll thank a bloke in the Tottenham crowd for saving Fab if that's alright with you. Was it your God who stopped his heart in the first place? Satan killed Fab, then Jesus saved him Or maybe not at Spurs Quote
Traf Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 I always like to ask them "we are all gods creatures and he loves us all - why does he allow children to be raped?" They always struggle with that one A question Michael's avoiding. Another one is why does God allow his representatives on earth to molest young choirboys? Quote
no balls Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 A question Michael's avoiding. Another one is why does God allow his representatives on earth to molest young choirboys? And why does he not let some of them have a bit of the other, thus resulting in his representatives on earth to molesting young choirboys. To be fair to Michael though, he might not be one of them Catholics, he may be one of these praise him, holy Joe types. Quote
Traf Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Those types are into incest and loads of other deviant shit though. Quote
no balls Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 Those types are into incest and loads of other deviant shit though. Correct, but at least they're all adults and so make their own choice. Quote
Big E Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 "They"? The answer to that Iain, is that it is the work of Satan and evilness. NOT Christian's. I thought god was the almighty? I he really just a softy? Quote
frankietheman Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 "They"? The answer to that Iain, is that it is the work of Satan and evilness. NOT Christian's. So assuming Big G is in charge why does he allow it then? Quote
athywhite1958 Posted September 1, 2012 Posted September 1, 2012 MysticMichal is a Knob, am I now condemned? Quote
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