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If I Had Three Bullets.

If we each had three bullets and were assured immunity from prosecution, who would get shot?

 

 

Not decided mine yet.

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If you are going to use the bullets for just knee capping you are going to have to pay for the bullets

 

(Knee capping is why we have cordless drills and don't you forget it)

 

To be fair i would use a hollow tip on owens leg, on the fact that he's a full kit wanker manager.

Peter Mandelson, AA Gill, Patrick Kielty

Kielty's a good shout.

He's a cunt and batting well above his average with his new bride.

Kielty's a good shout.

He's a cunt and batting well above his average with his new bride.

 

He was batting well above with his previous bird as well.

 

Not only is he a massive cock, he must have one as well.

1. Michael Gove

2. George Osbourne

3. the Red Hot Chilli Peppers (if they stood in a line)

He was batting well above with his previous bird as well.

 

her off Wipeout?

I've not finalised my 3 yet, but first off would be one Scouser at random.

 

You only have to shoot one and they all feel the pain.

her off Wipeout?

 

Yup.

George Galloway

 

Piers Morgan

 

Max Clifford

 

 

Russell Brand as sub.

Russell Brand as sub.

 

Bugger, i'd not thought of him. Good call.

blair

mandela

gerry adams

Fat bird who sneered at me, wife and kids in M&S when we were following woman who tickets almost out of date food.

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I've not finalised my 3 yet, but first off would be one Scouser at random.

 

You only have to shoot one and they all feel the pain.

 

Don't forget to pin a note to his chest stating that this wasn't random, you targetted scousers and still have two bullets. That should make them sweat.

 

Mine are:

 

Patrick Moore, Duke of Edinburgh, Helen Mirren just so I win the celebrity death sweep.

Andrew Neil

Quentin Letts

George Osborne

 

I did consider Margaret Thatcher but she's nearly dead anyway.

Fat bird who sneered at me, wife and kids in M&S when we were following woman who tickets almost out of date food.

Ha ha! :D

Michael McIntyre x3

George Galloway

 

Piers Morgan

 

Max Clifford

 

 

Russell Brand as sub.

 

I agree with George Galloway, he's first on the list. Also Maradonna and C Ronaldo for that wink

Fergie

Whoever burgled us a few weeks back

Chris Amos

 

Amos thinks that you do want to murder him

Alistair Campbell

 

Gordon Brown

 

Alex Salmond

 

 

Tony Blair 1st sub

I need one more to shoot that stupid bastard Keith Lemmon, this cunt`s about as funny as toothache, but more annoying.

You'd shoot a character?

 

Dirty Den, Darth Vader and Dracula then.

You'd shoot a character?

 

Dirty Den, Darth Vader and Dracula then.

 

Tyrones abusive missus,Kat Moon and Jeff that ran Byker Grove.

If i had a time machine, i would have shot the following people.

Hitler.

Stalin.

Thatcher's Mother.

Prince William

Kate Middleton

You

Prince William

Kate Middleton

You

Who, Me ?

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