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Christmas Tunes For The Owd Un's

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Noel..Noel..

Noel..Noel..

That is the name

Of that bastard Cantwell.....

 

 

Lou Macari is a wanker.... fa la la la la.....la la la la

 

There was a player

A Scottish player

His name was Denis Law

He could not play football

And when he scored

The crowd all roared

You stupid Scottish get

You scored in your own net

 

Greavo Greavo

Greavo Greavo

Born is the King of Burnden Park

 

 

There's a crack up in the ceiling

And the Stretford End is leaking

Goergie Best has got no money

He only plays because he's funny

What are we living for ?

To see United indivision four

No money coming in

Matt Busby thinking of packing it in

 

 

Hands up all who remembers them

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    Weeeee don't carry hammers, We don't carry lead, We only carry axes, to bury in your head, We are loyal supporters, fanatics everyone, We hate Man United, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds

Moi :thumbsup:

 

When the red, red robin

Goes bob, bob, bobbin along

 

SHOOT THE BASTARD, SHOOT THE BASTARD, SHOOT-SHOOT-SHOOT!

Oi, Ste - everything in triplicate?

Oi, Ste - everything in triplicate?

Oi, Ste - everything in triplicate?

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Not got a clue Pete...could be something to do with me breaking into the Chrimbo Sambuca....

Flaming dangerous ;-)

Dead End Street (BWFC version) was a particular favourite of mine. Nearly wore the damn thing out on the pub juke box. Always raised the roof when it came on - about 50 times a night.

 

 

PS Can imagine all the youngsters thinking what's division 4.

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Jingle bells, Stepney smells,

crerands on the boooze (again)

nobby stiles has got no teeth

and United always lose

 

(wishful thinking)

 

who's that knocking on the window

who's that knocking on the door

Its matt busby & his mates

selling turkey off a plate

cos they cant get into europe any more

 

(even mor ewishful thinking)

 

 

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Nice one Mr Hunt...forgot all about those classics

From the Lever End to the away fans in the embankment

 

Over there

Over there

and do they smell

Like fuckin ell

who's that knocking on the window

who's that knocking on the door

Its matt busby & his mates

selling turkey off a plate

cos they cant get into europe any more

 

I see the tune remained but the words changed over time.

Edited by DazBobParr

Man united european cup

will they win it will they fuck

Man city we all say

who the fuckin hell are they

 

As he lay on the ground slowly dieing

with the blood pouring out of his head

as he lay on the ground slowly dieing

thease were the last words he said

'bolton bolton wanderers ujah..ujah'

hark now here

the bolton cheer

the pilot was a mate ........................

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From the Lever End to the away fans in the embankment

 

Over there

Over there

and do they smell

Like fuckin ell

6 foot 4 eyes of blue big Jim Holton broke his leg NA NA NA.

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First lines were

I hear the sound..(clap clap clap) (clap clap clap)

Of distant bums..(clap clap clap) (clap clap clap)

Over there

Over there

And do they smell (clap clap clap) (clap clap clap)

Lke foooookin hell

 

Original song called Distant Drums by Jim Reaves

When playing Crystal Palace . .. .

 

Who's the goalie with the big fat arse,

Jackson, Jackson,

who's the goalie with the big fat arse,

Jackson is his name.

 

(vagely the tune Camptown Races).

Sha la la le, who the fuck is Franny Lee, on the coach to Preston, carried on in ground.

John Byrom me lord John Byrom oh lord John Byrom.

 

 

Owd uns know the tune.

Edited by DomRepWanderer

Weeeee don't carry hammers,

We don't carry lead,

We only carry axes, to bury in your head,

We are loyal supporters, fanatics everyone,

We hate Man United, and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds :)

Dead End Street (BWFC version) was a particular favourite of mine. Nearly wore the damn thing out on the pub juke box. Always raised the roof when it came on - about 50 times a night.

 

 

PS Can imagine all the youngsters thinking what's division 4.

A good excuse to play this classic.

At Barnsley in an FA cup 3rd round tie many years ago,

"We'll be running round Woolies with our willies hangin' out"

"Hark now hear the Bolton sing, United ran away

and we will fight forever more

because of Saturday"

the classic

 

Jingle bells ijngle bells

jingle all the way

oh what fun it is to see the Wanderers win away

 

best one of that i heard was at wigan 83/84 season. 3/4 of the ground singing it

If I had the wings of a sparrow

If I had the arse of a crow

I'd fly over old trafford

and shit on the bastards below below

and shit on the bastards below :thumbsup:

Oh Garry, Oh Garry, garry jones, Oh garry Jones Oh garry garry.

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