Reet, the little 'uns starting to wonder about how we get here etc. and a little chat may be in order.

No problem, except what's a more acceptable, polite word for the female reproductive parts.

Do I go the cold scientific route, or swear like a trouper?

There's no fooking way I'm calling it a twinkle- so what's the correct, soicially acceptable parlance.

This may descend terribly, particularly on the last Friday before Christmas, but sod it- all suggestions welcome!

As immature buffoons, in an attempt to 'woo' girls from afar we used to shout:

 

"Show us yer Monkey!"

 

This badly backfired when we encountered this girl...

 

 

She actually complied with our request, thing is she had her long hair tucked up in a hat, so we weren't fully prepared for the true horror we witnessed. I still have nightmares thinking about it...

Edited December 21, 201213 yr by Youri McAnespie

i heard some rowdy yoofs shout to a girl at a bus stop "oi beauty, shows us your beast"

 

who says chivalry is dead

i heard some rowdy yoofs shout to a girl at a bus stop "oi beauty, shows us your beast"

 

who says chivalry is dead

 

I hope she replied "oi garcon, show us your belle"

 

Pastie

At the Blackpool away leg of the sherpa van northern final in 89, we were stood outside i think the big Yates with a gentleman who stood and asked a a lady to show him her "saucy slice".

 

He then proceeded to do the same to every young lady who walked past, though his talent with words was such, that every time a new girl went past, he came up with a new word for their lady parts.

 

Talented..

Whatever you do if yor nipper is a boy inform him about gushers!!

 

I had a lass round on Wednesday who gushed like fuck. I had to put some towels down in the end. The mattress is now fucked on one side so I have had to spin it over to the wrong side!

 

Sex education 101 - gushers!

Love gush or piss?

 

Little Whitt will tell us the difference in taste In doubt.

Whatever you do if yor nipper is a boy inform him about gushers!!

 

I had a lass round on Wednesday who gushed like fuck. I had to put some towels down in the end. The mattress is now fucked on one side so I have had to spin it over to the wrong side!

 

Sex education 101 - gushers!

 

You must've been doing it right then

Cunt.

 

 

You must've been doing it right then

 

Always!!!

 

Got a space on Tuesday if you want to come to the dungeon hun? xxx

 

 

Always!!!

 

Got a space on Tuesday if you want to come to the dungeon hun? xxx

Ha ha! How big is your window!? x

Ha ha! How big is your window!? x

 

Size queen.

Ha ha! How big is your window!? x

 

I have 12 hours with your name written all over it hun

 

I will put the towels down in advance

Lad: Where do babies come from Dad?

 

Dad: The stork fetches them Son.

 

Lad: Oh right. <momentary silence> Who fucks the stork then?

growler

If you are being polite - flower, if not so much - flange.

Vertical smile

What about calling it a vulva?

 

Only the Swedish ones.

 

 

 

 

I have 12 hours with your name written all over it hun

 

I will put the towels down in advance

book me in. I'll bring extra towels just in case

Boiled Ham Flower Cake or gash

flower

 

little lady love pocket

 

had a bird who called hers a MINI you could prob fit one up it to

Love gush TASTE LIKE A FINE WINE piss TASTE LIKE WHAT THAY HAVE BEEN DRINKING last on in my bath was like a McDs coffee

 

Little Whitt will tell us the difference in taste In doubt.

Linda calls hers Daisy

 

I wonder what NB makes of that?

Edited December 22, 201213 yr by jazza

I'm struggling to accept that I have someone into friends group who tastes wimmins piss.

I'm struggling to accept that I have someone into friends group who tastes wimmins piss.

 

I have similar reservations... It's better than tasting mens piss though I suppose