Well maybe you have and not known about it

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

 

 

you know my feelings on that....

 

People really don't know until they have tried it, do they?

People really don't know until they have tried it, do they?

 

I'll fetch some back next time...you can get it in dehydrated form you know, just add boiling water and away you go. Like a pot noodle, but twice as grim

I'll fetch some back next time...you can get it in dehydrated form you know, just add boiling water and away you go. Like a pot noodle, but twice as grim

 

I'm going later in the year, thanks, but if you get me some to tide me over, that'd be appreciated.

It's low fat but high in shergar.

 

I see these Tesco burgers are suprisingly low in fat

 

But high in Shergar

 

It's starting NB.

It's starting NB.

 

Bless him.

 

 

Fucking hell, they eat sea cucumber!

Who doesn't? I'll be honest I can't stand cheese (not the poster) so I will tag along with anyone who's not keen as we are low in numbers!

Edited January 16, 201313 yr by tomski

Now they've tested veggie burgers and found traces of Uni-Quorn.

Now they've tested veggie burgers and found traces of Uni-Quorn.

 

I like that...I'm nicking it

I can remember the macidonian cheerfully telling me my burger was horse behind the stands in skojpie.. turned out that night I was hungry enough to eat a scabby horse. Memory says it was fine.. I'm only annoyed we don't eat cat in Britain.. might stop them being so cocky if they thought they could be dinner

Just checked my tesco burgers in the fridge

 

...... and they're off

Have you had them Furlong?

Tesco's Derby branch has been closed down by the food standards authority after it was found they were selling 3 year old burgers.

Just been for tea at the tesco cafe, the lady behind counter asked if I wanted owt on mi burger, 'yes' I replied 'al av a tenner each way' :-)

Aye and you know the French, they always recommend a matching beverage

 

For the horse steak it's eq wine

 

A nice little chardoneigh

 

 

A nice little chardoneigh

Or a red rum?

had tesco meatballs earlier, they are the dogs bollocks

Not sure this is the best tesco tweet ever

 

@UKTesco: It's sleepy time so we're off to hit the hay! See you at 8am for more #TescoTweets

Not sure this is the best tesco tweet ever

 

@UKTesco: It's sleepy time so we're off to hit the hay! See you at 8am for more #TescoTweets

 

I like it. Plenty of folk complaining on Twitter about it though, sad bastards.

I like it. Plenty of folk complaining on Twitter about it though, sad bastards.

 

Twitter loves a bit of faux outrage.

 

In the wise words of Joseph A Barton, its full of melts

It's a load of old cock.

 

Now if they found human DNA in them, fair enough, but its not like they're using the best bit of beef in the first place.

 

It's like when the kids say they dont like a certain foodstuff. Lets say onions or peppers. You then cook a meal that has them in it and they end up licking the plate, such was their enjoyment of said meal.

 

Do you tell them they've just eaten something they 'say' they dont like or not?

 

Plenty of folk will have sworn by these burgers, never complained, loved them. The mention of them containing horse and they're up in arms. Fuck me, they'd shit brick if they found out they were eating cows arsholes eyes and arteries too. Soppy cunts.

If you buy Tesco Value burgers and are expecting good cuts of meat to be used you are a fucking tool.

I think a while ago I had a horse steak in France. very popular over the channel

I'm sure in some of the "value burgers" that the bit of it that is horse is possibly the healthiest bit, as Smiffs suggests, the reast is probably made up of arseholes, testicles and ears.

 

I see on QT last night that cunt Nigel Farage said the next outrage would be when people realise that a lot of imported salami contains donkey meat.....personally, I don't give a fuck, I'll eat most things.

And chicken and sweetcorn soup is actually whale spunk.

It's a pity poor old Christopher Reeve has passed on, he could've had a lucrative celebrity endorsement there.