Moderators Zico Posted July 5, 2013 Moderators Posted July 5, 2013 Friends with benefits is my favourite Benefits being UK passport and air conditioned caravan Quote
Big City Girl Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 Have you got lots of Johnny bags? she's coming over on a plane, not a time machine Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 5, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 5, 2013 Jazza, crimewatch today was about exactly this. Try and get out on Iplayer. Seriously, no pissing about. It could have been you they were talking about. Quote
jazza Posted July 5, 2013 Author Posted July 5, 2013 Jazza, crimewatch today was about exactly this. Try and get out on Iplayer. Seriously, no pissing about. It could have been you they were talking about. Ok... Will do m Quote
Smiffs Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 she's coming over on a plane, not a time machine She might at well be. Have you seen Romania? On a different note, Stoya Bukarest are playing at leigh tonight. Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 5, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 5, 2013 If for nothing else it may show some signs so you're pre-armed. Quote
jazza Posted July 5, 2013 Author Posted July 5, 2013 (edited) I watched it Micky but there are few similarities except she is foreign. She has never asked me for a penny, I will not give her any if she does. She also paid £300 to me to cover her expenses & travel here as she was nervous about carrying money. I trust her, as I've said, I've known her near enough 2 years. I sincerely hope I'm not wrong. By the way it's not really a romance, she is visiting to meet me as a close friend & see what happens ...we are touring around Scotland. Yes we will share a room in a hotel to cut down expenses, but we talked about it & sex is not guaranteed... She made that clear, though said she hoped it would happen if its right. I fuckin hope so, it'll be frustrating otherwise. Maybe I'm being a fool. I don't think that she's ripping me off though mate, Edited July 5, 2013 by jazza Quote
farnworth white Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 (edited) I watched it Micky but there are few similarities except she is foreign. She has never asked me for a penny, I will not give her any if she does. She also paid £300 to me to cover her expenses & travel here as she was nervous about carrying money. I trust her, as I've said, I've known her near enough 2 years. I sincerely hope I'm not wrong. By the way it's not really a romance, she is visiting to meet me as a close friend & see what happens ...we are touring around Scotland. Yes we will share a room in a hotel to cut down expenses, but we talked about it & sex is not guaranteed... She made that clear, though said she hoped it would happen if its right. I fuckin hope so, it'll be frustrating otherwise. Maybe I'm being a fool. I don't think that she's ripping me off though mate, It's this part I am highly suspicious of. Still I hope it goes well for you Edited July 5, 2013 by farnworth white Quote
no balls Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 The power of love is a curious thing. Makes a one man weep and another man sing Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 5, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 5, 2013 The power of love full bollocks is a curious thing. Quote
jules_darby Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 Makes a one man weep and another man singIf he does use protection, the Johnny (better) be good Quote
Gumbo Posted July 5, 2013 Posted July 5, 2013 makes one man weep... haha, ah the simple things.... Quote
Members bolty58 Posted July 6, 2013 Members Posted July 6, 2013 Kinell Jazza, been in Germany for a week and come back and read through this thread. Tha knows I like a bet. Long odds on that this is as dodgy as fuck. Be careful eh? Quote
jazza Posted July 7, 2013 Author Posted July 7, 2013 Kinell Jazza, been in Germany for a week and come back and read through this thread. Tha knows I like a bet. Long odds on that this is as dodgy as fuck. Be careful eh? As was you getting home from Germany without being dry bummed by a man in lederhosen Quote
Members bolty58 Posted July 7, 2013 Members Posted July 7, 2013 As was you getting home from Germany without being dry bummed by a man in lederhosen No worries then pal. Fill yer boots. No doubt many a thick kilt gets taken to the cleaners. Quote
Members bolty58 Posted July 7, 2013 Members Posted July 7, 2013 It all depends how it's cleaned. In all seriousness mate - I hope for your sake that 'it' gets cleaned and lovingly polished to a podium finish in your trolleys for no more than the price of a good dinner. That will be a result. Alarm bells ringing. Quote
Moderators Carlos Posted July 7, 2013 Moderators Posted July 7, 2013 Hope it's not a dry cleaning. Quote
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