Right. .... you all know I've lived my life pretty much on here for the past while... aye I make a cunt of myself but one thing you've always got is honesty. you set of cunts

 

So... my life path has taken another turn.. I have met a woman I am REALLY attracted to that has qualities I can love and likes me for what I am. 

 

I know exactly that I will get slated for this but I go on the website www.myfreecams.com and have pulled a model on there... I shit you not

 

She is paying her way across to visit me next month from Romania... She won't ever accept a penny from me she says... plus she doesn't know I've got money

 

She is 32 and absolutely fucking stunning.. a legal secretary who makes up her cash on there but NEVER strips... not even for me yet... her words "I'm no fucking piece of meat"  She does the site to pay the bills

 

I have known her for 2 years and we meet on 18th July

 

 

I am not telling you her name 

Edited June 28, 201312 yr by jazza

Friends with benefits is my favourite

Benefits being UK passport and air conditioned caravan

Have you got lots of Johnny bags?

she's coming over on a plane, not a time machine

Jazza, crimewatch today was about exactly this. Try and get out on Iplayer.

Seriously, no pissing about. It could have been you they were talking about.

Jazza, crimewatch today was about exactly this. Try and get out on Iplayer.

Seriously, no pissing about. It could have been you they were talking about.

Ok... Will do m

she's coming over on a plane, not a time machine

 

She might at well be. Have you seen Romania?

 

On a different note, Stoya Bukarest are playing at leigh tonight.

If for nothing else it may show some signs so you're pre-armed.

I watched it Micky but there are few similarities except she is foreign. She has never asked me for a penny, I will not give her any if she does.

 

She also paid £300 to me to cover her expenses & travel here as she was nervous about carrying money. I trust her, as I've said, I've known her near enough 2 years.

 

I sincerely hope I'm not wrong. By the way it's not really a romance, she is visiting to meet me as a close friend & see what happens ...we are touring around Scotland. Yes we will share a room in a hotel to cut down expenses, but we talked about it & sex is not guaranteed... She made that clear, though said she hoped it would happen if its right. I fuckin hope so, it'll be frustrating otherwise.

 

Maybe I'm being a fool. I don't think that she's ripping me off though mate,

Edited July 5, 201312 yr by jazza

The power of love is a curious thing.

I watched it Micky but there are few similarities except she is foreign. She has never asked me for a penny, I will not give her any if she does.

 

She also paid £300 to me to cover her expenses & travel here as she was nervous about carrying money. I trust her, as I've said, I've known her near enough 2 years.

 

I sincerely hope I'm not wrong. By the way it's not really a romance, she is visiting to meet me as a close friend & see what happens ...we are touring around Scotland. Yes we will share a room in a hotel to cut down expenses, but we talked about it & sex is not guaranteed... She made that clear, though said she hoped it would happen if its right. I fuckin hope so, it'll be frustrating otherwise.

 

Maybe I'm being a fool. I don't think that she's ripping me off though mate,

 

 

 

 

It's this part I am highly suspicious of.

 

Still I hope it goes well for you

Edited July 5, 201312 yr by farnworth white

The power of love is a curious thing.

Makes a one man weep and another man sing

The power of love full bollocks is a curious thing.

Change a hawk to a little white dove (i think)

Makes a one man weep and another man sing

If he does use protection, the Johnny (better) be good

makes one man weep...

 

 

 

haha, ah the simple things....

Kinell Jazza, been in Germany for a week and come back and read through this thread.

 

Tha knows I like a bet. Long odds on that this is as dodgy as fuck. Be careful eh?

Kinell Jazza, been in Germany for a week and come back and read through this thread.

 

Tha knows I like a bet. Long odds on that this is as dodgy as fuck. Be careful eh?

As was you getting home from Germany without being dry bummed by a man in lederhosen

As was you getting home from Germany without being dry bummed by a man in lederhosen

 

No worries then pal. Fill yer boots.

 

No doubt many a thick kilt gets taken to the cleaners.

It all depends how it's cleaned.

It all depends how it's cleaned.

 

In all seriousness mate - I hope for your sake that 'it' gets cleaned and lovingly polished to a podium finish in your trolleys for no more than the price of a good dinner.

 

That will be a result.

 

Alarm bells ringing.

Hope it's not a dry cleaning.

Or a rinsing.