Site Supporter Spider Posted July 1, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 1, 2013 Tell her before she comes over that you lost 99% of your money on bad investments. Inform her you have only enough money for basic amenities, like buckie, and you're taking her to London on megabus. She lets you splice her after that, and its the real thing. Hoots, mon. Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 You could make a fortune if you get the Romanian distribution rights for Buckie. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 If he makes her do Buckie Bombers she'll do him anyway, regardless of his cash. Quote
jazza Posted July 1, 2013 Author Posted July 1, 2013 Look... If any cunt here would do anything different in my position I can say without doubt you're a spineless cunt Quote
leigh white Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 I will confess to shagging an ex a few weeks ago. Quote
athywhite1958 Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 Look... If any cunt here would do anything different in my position I can say without doubt you're a spineless cunt Says the bloke buying an internet shag Quote
Big E Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 Says the bloke buying an internet shag Who ever knew someone on here would actually play out the German girlfriend joke for real..... Quote
Members DazBob Posted July 1, 2013 Members Posted July 1, 2013 Tell her before she comes over that you lost 99% of your money on bad investments. Inform her you have only enough money for basic amenities, like buckie, and you're taking her to London on megabus. She lets you splice her after that, and its the real thing. Hoots, mon. Spider talks sense in this post.. Quote
Members DazBob Posted July 1, 2013 Members Posted July 1, 2013 I will confess to shagging an ex a few weeks ago. THE ex?? Quote
athywhite1958 Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 Who ever knew someone on here would actually play out the German girlfriend joke for real..... Oi plastic scwelshy, don't try to give us that, joke my arse, us that know, know ;-) Quote
leigh white Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 THE ex?? Just a fling, the close season is boring. Quote
Big E Posted July 1, 2013 Posted July 1, 2013 Oi plastic scwelshy, don't try to give us that, joke my arse, us that know, know ;-) Well look how well it is working now.....she isn't far off retiring for our new life Quote
Krimzon Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 I say go for it. He who dares wins Rodney. In 2001 I went over to Canada to meet an internet girl it was a blinding 3 weeks and although it didn't end particularly well, Im always glad I gave it a shot. I would have battered me own head if Id have not bothered. Whats the worst that can happen ? As has been said, she may never show up but then nothing lost, it doesn't work out, hey ya tried so nothing lost. You spend a couple of weeks taking her out and about and fling one up her well , we all pay for it whenever we buy the food/drinks/hotel room to get laid so no hardship. She gets pregnant, get a dna test and maybe you have a nipper no drama. You get wed, get a pre-nup , money's safe. It works out and is genuine, Jackpot. Sounds worth the risk to me. Besides you'll drive yourself insane if ya don't find out whats what , wot ! Quote
jazza Posted July 2, 2013 Author Posted July 2, 2013 Says the bloke buying an internet shag Wrong But again sterotypical Quote
Moderators Horwich Posted July 2, 2013 Moderators Posted July 2, 2013 Jazza, tell her to fuck off Love Horwich x Quote
pato Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 Just a fling, the close season is boring. hope you videoed it and sent it mms to the dmb boyfriend Quote
jazza Posted July 2, 2013 Author Posted July 2, 2013 (edited) You know what worries me... Not getting ripped off.. Or hoodwinked I am speaking to her now & she is like a kid on Christmas eve. Fuck me, as has been bluntly pointed out, I'm no oil painting & if weather is shite Scotland is a bleak old place. We are now no longer going to Wickerman as she doesn't want to "pee behind a tree" So Thursday - Sunday are still to organise I just want her to enjoy her trip because it is a huge expense for her Edited July 2, 2013 by jazza Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 jazza whatever you do no matter what she says, don't pay for her flight , even if she turns on the waterworks and says something happened to her money and she can't get over, if an alarm bell hasnt gone off already that should bloody do it. Apart from that mate, hope it all works out for you. Quote
H Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 Jazza everyone is throwing in their two pennarth so even though I don't know you here's mine. You obviously think that by chatting to her on the internet for two years you know her fairly well - maybe but there are many on here you have chatted to for a similar period, can you say you 'know' them You seem to have decided that as a gentleman you are paying for her holiday (less flights) - fair enough but set a limit and do not go over it regardless of any sob story. Personally I think the odds are stacked against a relationship developing but I may be wrong. It's been known to happen occassionally. So since nothing is going to stop you I say go into to this thinking with your head and not your dick. Best of luck. Quote
Site Supporter MickyD Posted July 2, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 2, 2013 Forget it H, Jazza ain't listening. Quote
oggybwfc Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 Jazza 12 month or so ago you were in a dark place,if this bird can put a smile on your face,and a bulge in your pants,then go for it.Go in with your eyes wide open,you have enough money to fritter afew quid,if it works then great if it does not ,then lesson learnt "Never regret the things you have done just the things you have not." Quote
Traf Posted July 2, 2013 Posted July 2, 2013 Everytime it gets mentioned that he watches her dance on the web, I get this image in my mind: Would you like me to lap dance for you? Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 2, 2013 Site Supporter Posted July 2, 2013 I don't think he should be allowed to post again until he bangs a picture of her on here. I just can't make my mind up otherwise. Quote
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