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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Tell her before she comes over that you lost 99% of your money on bad investments.

 

Inform her you have only enough money for basic amenities, like buckie, and you're taking her to London on megabus.

 

She lets you splice her after that, and its the real thing.

 

Hoots, mon.

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Says the bloke buying an internet shag

Who ever knew someone on here would actually play out the German girlfriend joke for real.....

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Tell her before she comes over that you lost 99% of your money on bad investments.

 

Inform her you have only enough money for basic amenities, like buckie, and you're taking her to London on megabus.

 

She lets you splice her after that, and its the real thing.

 

Hoots, mon.

Spider talks sense in this post..

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Oi plastic scwelshy, don't try to give us that, joke my arse, us that know, know ;-)

Well look how well it is working now.....she isn't far off retiring for our new life

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I say go for it. He who dares wins Rodney.

 

In 2001 I went over to Canada to meet an internet girl it was a blinding 3 weeks and although it didn't end particularly well, Im always glad I gave it a shot. I would have battered me own head if Id have not bothered.

 

Whats the worst that can happen ? As has been said, she may never show up but then nothing lost, it doesn't work out, hey ya tried so nothing lost. You spend a couple of weeks taking her out and about and fling one up her well , we all pay for it whenever we buy the food/drinks/hotel room to get laid so no hardship. She gets pregnant, get a dna test and maybe you have a nipper no drama.

You get wed, get a pre-nup , money's safe.

It works out and is genuine, Jackpot.

 

Sounds worth the risk to me.

 

Besides you'll drive yourself insane if ya don't find out whats what , wot !

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You know what worries me...

 

Not getting ripped off..

 

Or hoodwinked

 

 

I am speaking to her now & she is like a kid on Christmas eve. Fuck me, as has been bluntly pointed out, I'm no oil painting & if weather is shite Scotland is a bleak old place.

 

 

We are now no longer going to Wickerman as she doesn't want to "pee behind a tree"

 

So Thursday - Sunday are still to organise

 

I just want her to enjoy her trip because it is a huge expense for her

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jazza whatever you do no matter what she says, don't pay for her flight , even if she turns on the waterworks and says something happened to her money and she can't get over, if an alarm bell hasnt gone off already that should bloody do it.

 

Apart from that mate, hope it all works out for you.

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Jazza everyone is throwing in their two pennarth so even though I don't know you here's mine. 

 

You obviously think that by chatting to her on the internet for two years you know her fairly well - maybe but there are many on here you have chatted to for a similar period, can you say you 'know' them

 

You seem to have decided that as a gentleman you are paying for her holiday (less flights) - fair enough but set a limit and do not go over it regardless of any sob story.

 

Personally I think the odds are stacked against a relationship developing but I may be wrong. It's been known to happen occassionally.

 

So since nothing is going to stop you I say go into to this thinking with your head and not your dick.

 

Best of luck.

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Jazza 12 month or so ago you were in a dark place,if this bird can put a smile on your face,and a bulge in your pants,then go for it.Go in with your eyes wide open,you have enough money to fritter afew quid,if it works then great if it does not ,then lesson learnt "Never regret the things you have done just the things you have not."

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Everytime it gets mentioned that he watches her dance on the web, I get this image in my mind:

 

lap.jpg

 

Would you like me to lap dance for you? :D

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I don't think he should be allowed to post again until he bangs a picture of her on here.

 

I just can't make my mind up otherwise.

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