Please come back.

 

The new bloke is shit.

Got every substitution wrong last night I think.

 

Campaign to get rid of the useless pie eating twat, bring back Col, bring back an atmosphere, any atmosphere.

Got every substitution wrong last night I think.

 

Campaign to get rid of the useless pie eating twat, bring back Col, bring back an atmosphere, any atmosphere.

This with fuckin bells on. He is bloody awful.

Sounds like a subject we discussed recently - when you bring in a graduate and they think they know fucking everything.

 

As always, they don't. Lesson number one, acknowledge your mistakes, put it right and learn from it.

Got every substitution wrong last night I think.

 

 

Took about 10 mins to tell us who scored their first goal.  Not that I was overly arsed, just came across as a bit unprofessional.

He didn't even know who Conor Sammon was.

 

 

HE EVEN PLAYED FOR WIGAN YOU DOZY FUCKING CUNT.

I don't give a fuck who scored for the opposition, have to agree the lads bobbins who thought he's better than What we had?

no offence to RV cos he's a good bloke but i didn't think a great deal of his efforts

 

miles better than this cock, though

 

and this half time entertainment?

 

utter dung, bring back the african bagpipers

RV was our announcer not polished by any means but he kept a local Bolton feel about it and was always good for a quip and a giggle.

This cretin is trying to be all polished and professional and failing miserably

He didn't even know who Conor Sammon was.

 

 

HE EVEN PLAYED FOR WIGAN YOU DOZY FUCKING CUNT.

 

Even better that it was the sub goalkeeper who he announced had come on! Not a fan of not announcing the away team either, used to be ace in years gone by for the big games when you knew the opposition was being announced, but it was completely drowned out by booing and whistling from the Bolton fans.

Rv was the main man. Bloody nice bloke and one of "us"

Rv was the main man. Bloody nice bloke and one of "us"

That's where I am. It's all impersonal and trying to be professional.

I like slapdash.

That's where I am. It's all impersonal and trying to be professional.

I like slapdash.

 

But he's not professional.

 

He's still waffling on after the game has started, because he hasn't timed his pre-match show properly.

I don't want to be 'entertained' by whoever has the job.  I just want someone who plays a bit of decent music and comes across as professional yet with a personality.

 

RV was that man IMO.  The new bloke isn't.

Don't know if the speakers are bolloxed or it's him, but we can't make out a single word he says where we sit . He might be speaking Swahili for all we know.

But he's not professional.

 

He's still waffling on after the game has started, because he hasn't timed his pre-match show properly.

I said 'trying'. I can see what they're trying to do, they are failing at it though

This new guy is utter dog shit. I can't hear a word of what he says. Sack the cunt

Do you want to be entertained by the match announcer? Surely his job is to provide a service and information firstly and foremost. This dogshit can't even do that. Get the basics right then maybe he can throw in a one liner. No one comes to hear him. If I wanted that I'd go to radio one road show. Local bloke who's one of us capable of doing the job. Half time seemed pretty long to me last night. At this rate the football will be a sideshow to all this crap

. Half time seemed pretty long to me last night. At this rate the football will be a sideshow to all this crap

 

Dougie's distraction tactics.

Do you want to be entertained by the match announcer?

What we want and what the club think we want are 2 very different things a fair bit of the time, I'd say

The public wants what the public gets....

I want nothing this society's got

I think you're right. With every passing day I realise I'm the targeted demographic of absolutely nothing

I'll take personality over polish.

 

Unless I have a dusty mantlepiece.

That's where I am. It's all impersonal and trying to be professional.

I like slapdash.

 

 

Boom.

 

Spot on this.

 

Some right gems announced at times, at many grounds.

 

Its footy, not the theatre!

It's a bit like when they fucked off Dave Higson for some characterless suit.

 

Dave was championed by Skinner and Baddiel on Fantasy Football League as people loved it.

He also managed to read out non existant matches as results as we were going out. Blacburn lost at home to Millwall, whilst Boro drew at home to Watford according to the clown.