We place a lot of national newspaper adverts for a couple of clients. Most newspapers have automated FTP systems were we can upload adverts directly to them and we get charged anything from £3-£5 per ad. Nothing too heavy as the clients are probably paying anything up to £10K for the placing anyway.

 

However, the Daily Express will only allow adverts to be supplied to them via a 3rd party repro house in London.

 

They charge anything between £117-£324 just to receive our email containing a PDF. Check its suitability for print and then sending this onto the publication. This process takes minutes. Nothing more, nothing less. So how the fuck they can charge these fees is a total scam!

 

They are worse than solicitors and that is a hard act to beat.

The cost will be passed on to the consumer whatever it is but you could of course boycott the Daily Express

bin men

The Express is the best paper for Diana news.

The Express is the best paper for Diana news.

Surely the Daily Mail is bestest for that

Surely the Daily Mail is bestest for that

Mail is best for immigrant and cancer scare stories.

Mail is best for immigrant and cancer scare stories.

And Kakuro, Kenken, Sudoku and Scrabble grams which I'm struggling with right now

Hilton Park

Anything to do with buying or selling a house.

 

Bloke came to view ours,took a quick glance And then googled house prices in the area.

 

Money for old rope.

Some GP surgeries are up there with solicitors. Extortionate fees for signing fit notes or passport applications sometimes.

 

We often write out to GPs when we have staff with above average sickness records to see if there are any underlying medical conditions that we need to take into consideration. Often get charged over £100 for a half page letter that says 'No, not that I'm aware of'.

 

Wankers

We place a lot of national newspaper adverts for a couple of clients. Most newspapers have automated FTP systems were we can upload adverts directly to them and we get charged anything from £3-£5 per ad. Nothing too heavy as the clients are probably paying anything up to £10K for the placing anyway.

 

However, the Daily Express will only allow adverts to be supplied to them via a 3rd party repro house in London.

 

They charge anything between £117-£324 just to receive our email containing a PDF. Check its suitability for print and then sending this onto the publication. This process takes minutes. Nothing more, nothing less. So how the fuck they can charge these fees is a total scam!

 

They are worse than solicitors and that is a hard act to beat.

 

 

The world is full of fucking thieving sewer rats.

 

You've put me in a right mood now Smiley.

Mail is best for fanny

 

Spot on Whites man

We well rip people off, and by 'We' I mean our industry.

We well rip people off, and by 'We' I mean our industry.

 

Is being Scouse now classed as an industry?

Solicitors full stop. They must have some kind of arrangement of a minimum hourly charge that any of them will offer.

We place a lot of national newspaper adverts for a couple of clients. Most newspapers have automated FTP systems were we can upload adverts directly to them and we get charged anything from £3-£5 per ad. Nothing too heavy as the clients are probably paying anything up to £10K for the placing anyway.

 

However, the Daily Express will only allow adverts to be supplied to them via a 3rd party repro house in London.

 

They charge anything between £117-£324 just to receive our email containing a PDF. Check its suitability for print and then sending this onto the publication. This process takes minutes. Nothing more, nothing less. So how the fuck they can charge these fees is a total scam!

 

They are worse than solicitors and that is a hard act to beat.

It is a rip off but why the Express anyway - no fucker reads it

Vets.

 

£55 for a consultation and some ear drops.

 

Out insurance kicks in at £100.

Is being Scouse now classed as an industry?

 

Oi...!!

Is being Scouse now classed as an industry?

 

See Cilla Black, Jimmy Tarbuck, Ken Dodd, John Bishop etc.

The Express is the best paper for Diana news.

And made up stories about the EU

And thinly veiled racist scaremongering.

Locksmiths, don't get me started!

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Service Stations!

Ticketmaster need to get a cheaper envelope supplier.

Child care

 

Stained glass services.