SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Just wondering who would win? Probable line-ups: UK4-4-2Keeper: Bergerac; boring but dependable.Defenders: Reagan and Carter from the Sweeney in the centre (dirty bastards; only trouble might be getting them to turn up having copped off with a couple of air hostesses the night before) Full backs: Callan (right cunt, from the series of the same name...that's "Callan", not "Right Cunt") and Bodie off the Professionals.Mid: Dixon of Dock Green; old but solid and can organise things. Steed from th'Avengers; dapper playmaker. On the wing Shoestring and then Doyle, the other half of the Professionals.Up front: Captain Scarlet; OK so not really a cop but can take any shite as he's indestructable. Burnside from The Bill. Just about makes 80s team, but a hard-nut target man nevertheless.Manager: CI5's Cowley - takes no shit and master tactician. USA4-5-1Keeper: Frank Cannon; hard pressed to get owt past that fat cunt.Defenders: Dirty Harry and Shaft . Hard case bastards. Kojak- not the fastest but strictly no-nonsense and he'll take anyone out, and old head Mike Stone off Streets of San Fransico.Mid: Quincy; old but will break th'opposition down through sheer science. Steve McGarrett; only in because the last time they played they won 5-0. Th'Equalizer (though as Edward Woodward played him and Callan he might have to consider his priorities). On the wing Starsky and Hutch.Up front: Magnum PI; soft as shite but a big target man.Manager - Ironside. Best he can hope for unfortunately. Refree Danno (book him...) I'm going for a hard fought 1-1, but we lose on penalties when Reagan and Carter fail to turn up for theirs having copped off with a couple of air hostesses.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Gene hunt from life on mars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Just wondering who would win? Probable line-ups: UK 4-4-2 Keeper: Bergerac; boring but dependable. Defenders: Reagan and Carter from the Sweeney in the centre (dirty bastards; only trouble might be getting them to turn up having copped off with a couple of air hostesses the night before) Full backs: Callan (right cunt, from the series of the same name...that's "Callan", not "Right Cunt") and Bodie off the Professionals. Mid: Dixon of Dock Green; old but solid and can organise things. Steed from th'Avengers; dapper playmaker. On the wing Shoestring and then Doyle, the other half of the Professionals. Up front: Captain Scarlet; OK so not really a cop but can take any shite as he's indestructable. Burnside from The Bill. Just about makes 80s team, but a hard-nut target man nevertheless. Manager: CI5's Cowley - takes no shit and master tactician. USA 4-5-1 Keeper: Frank Cannon; hard pressed to get owt past that fat cunt. Defenders: Dirty Harry and Shaft . Hard case bastards. Kojak- not the fastest but strictly no-nonsense and he'll take anyone out, and old head Mike Stone off Streets of San Fransico. Mid: Quincy; old but will break th'opposition down through sheer science. Steve McGarrett; only in because the last time they played they won 5-0. Th'Equalizer (though as Edward Woodward played him and Callan he might have to consider his priorities). On the wing Starsky and Hutch. Up front: Magnum PI; soft as shite but a big target man. Manager - Ironside. Best he can hope for unfortunately. Refree Danno (book him...) I'm going for a hard fought 1-1, but we lose on penalties when Reagan and Carter fail to turn up for theirs having copped off with a couple of air hostesses.... i take it you've run out of old programmes Satan ? ps - stick cagney n lacey knicks up front for the yanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Bonkers satan,absolutely bonkers. Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 And when was the last time you didn't witness Leutenant Columbo mastermind a win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 i take it you've run out of old programmes Satan ? Fuck off! If you're that good, name the player - and he did play a few first team games for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 And when was the last time you didn't witness Leutenant Columbo mastermind a win? Cunting hell, how did I miss him!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Surely Captain Scarlet a.k.a. Alan Hansen should be centre-half - especially as Dennis Waterman is about 4ft 6"? Edited September 26, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Fuck off! If you're that good, name the player - and he did play a few first team games for us kiss my waxed as !!! that's Steve Taylor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 kiss my waxed as !!! that's Steve Taylor Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 I love Satan, no I really, really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 Surely Captain Scarlet a.k.a. Alan Hansen should be centre-half - especially as Dennis Waterman is about 4ft 6"? True. But then we might as well have Capt. Black up front. Now he was a right cunt. Dirty Harry would go through the old "do you feel lucky punk" routine when tracking back for corners; Black would have just chinned the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 Nope only teasing,that's andy graham billy's brother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 only teasing,that's andy graham billy's brother Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 26, 2013 Author Share Posted September 26, 2013 True. But then we might as well have Capt. Black up front. Now he was a right cunt. Dirty Harry would go through the old "do you feel lucky punk" routine when tracking back for corners; Black would have just chinned the cunt. As witnessed by Joe 90's hooligan puppet autobiography "We had a grudge against the Thunderbirds mob ever since they went toe to toe with us and the Fireball XL5 lads on the Elstree lot. So we got Troy Tempest to ring an emergency call though to International Rescue. Daft cunt was pissed as a fart and at first he got his bird Marina to do the talking; when he realised that was going nowhere fast he sobered up and reported a major nuclear strike in Garstang. Of course after they'd all fucked off to that, we stormed Tracy Island; me and Phones gave Tintin a good roasting, kicked the fuck out of Brains and then for good measure I shat in the pool and called in a result. Never heard a squeak out of them after that. Mind you, the one mob we gave a wide bearth to were Cloudbase. That cunt Capt. Black was certifiable..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 26, 2013 Share Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) I've run out of big-ups for the day or I'd have voted that one up. Edited September 26, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 As witnessed by Joe 90's hooligan puppet autobiography "We had a grudge against the Thunderbirds mob ever since they went toe to toe with us and the Fireball XL5 lads on the Elstree lot. So we got Troy Tempest to ring an emergency call though to International Rescue. Daft cunt was pissed as a fart and at first he got his bird Marina to do the talking; when he realised that was going nowhere fast he sobered up and reported a major nuclear strike in Garstang. Of course after they'd all fucked off to that, we stormed Tracy Island; me and Phones gave Tintin a good roasting, kicked the fuck out of Brains and then for good measure I shat in the pool and called in a result. Never heard a squeak out of them after that. Mind you, the one mob we gave a wide bearth to were Cloudbase. That cunt Capt. Black was certifiable..." Woke me up did that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 27, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 27, 2013 Satan back to his very best Not had owt like this since Mass Brawls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Hahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Nope fair play,you've got me on that one satan,who is it ? my specialist subject is bolton v opposing sides,you conman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 fair play,you've got me on that one satan,who is it ? my specialist subject is bolton v opposing sides,you conman Geoff Langley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Petrocelli would be a good manager for the Yanks, he just needs time for building up, but I doubt he'll finish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Fuck off! If you're that good, name the player - and he did play a few first team games for us how many games did he play in the first team ? anyway,get some th'opposing sides up from the 75 season onwards and i'll whoop your sorry ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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