Traf Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I said you buy one, you get one free. https://www.livingsocial.com/sponsors/offers/199-starbucks-uk-vanilla?index=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 2 x shit coffee = shit coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elephant Stone Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Lattes are for wankers. they are however, ace. Iamin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Bog off Starbucks, I saw two branches on the same thoroughfare (different sides mind) on the continent t'ther week - I could easily launched a dogshit bag from the doorway of one to the window of the other given aa good wind direction... It's McDonalds for folk who wouldn't dream of going in a McDonalds. Now then, where's my oversized wholly jumpy and red doc martens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 They don't sell burgers or chicken nuggets you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 7, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 Everything they sell is overpriced sewage. £3 for a cup bucket of hot milk? Fuck. That. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Everything they sell is overpriced sewage. £3 for a cup bucket of hot milk? Fuck. That. I absolutely love your views on food and drink. Just imagine if Starbucks start selling lobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 7, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 I absolutely love your views on food and drink. Just imagine if Starbucks start selling lobby! As bad as the drinks are, the thing that really yanks my chain are the people who wander round with a Starbucks carton held aloft like some kind of trophy. "Out of my way! I'm, like, you know, like, well important and need to get to my, like, essential meeting (at the next Starbucks down the street in all likelihood) and it's vital I do so whilst sipping hot cow sweat through a plastic lid" Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I absolutely love your views on food and drink. Just imagine if Starbucks start selling lobby! There'd be a pile of sugar in it, for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 There'd be a pile of sugar in it, for sure To be fair it needs something to improve the flavour if the masses are to accept it as an acceptable food stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 7, 2014 Members Share Posted March 7, 2014 I absolutely love your views on food and drink. Just imagine if Starbucks start selling lobby! Would the like of Jules still ask, "Can I get a bowl of lobby" though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 To be fair it needs something to improve the flavour if the masses are to accept it as an acceptable food stuff Colouring for a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Colouring for a start. That's why it needs carrots and sweetcorn, otherwise it's just a plate of "beige" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 7, 2014 Author Share Posted March 7, 2014 Would the like of Jules still ask, "Can I get a bowl of lobby" though? Could I get a skinny vegetarian lobby to go, with an extra side of pak choi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Starbucks coffee is for queers and people with dramatically low self esteem issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 7, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted March 7, 2014 Starbucks coffee is for queers and people with dramatically low self esteem issues. Cheers That's what I meant to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 7, 2014 Members Share Posted March 7, 2014 Starbucks coffee is for queers and people with dramatically low self esteem issues. Exactly. Any coffee bought whilst 'out and about' should only ever be drunk in a greasy spoon cafe out of a random and chipped mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 (edited) Starbucks coffee is for queers and people with dramatically low self esteem issues. Do you want me to get you your usual skinny mocha latte and cinnamon bagel when I'm in there later on? Edited March 7, 2014 by CWP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Do you want me to get you your usual skinny mocha latte and cinnamon bagel when I'm in there later on? Both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 (edited) They don't sell burgers or chicken nuggets you knowNot enough margin, plus it probably takes quite a lot more training for a McDonalds worker compared to one of their 'Baristas' (ha!). What got my goat about them this time? Well, probably the sheer greed of having two shops a stones throw apart on a pretty (if touristy) street) - coupled with the fact they present/trade behind some 'ethical' 'hippified' image. "Out of my way! I'm, like, you know, like, well important and need to get to my, like, essential meeting (at the next Starbucks down the street in all likelihood) and it's vital I do so whilst sipping hot cow sweat through a plastic lid" Edited March 7, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 7, 2014 Members Share Posted March 7, 2014 Do they still keep their taps running all day? The bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 They do offer free WiFi though Youri, so not all bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 (edited) It's not 'free' unless you sit on a picnic chair outside. Get one of these bad lads and you free-ish Wifi everywhere you go. http://www.handset-solutions.com/shop/images/Huawei_5776.jpg Edited March 8, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 No way would I ever pay that for a coffee, bloody ridiculous. When I did jury service a few months back it was £1.05p for a cuppa tea and I didn't pay that either, even with my £7 a day allowance. Anyone who pays £3 for a coffee out of a place like that Is a knob of the highest order. At PizzaMe in Breightmet it's 60p for a large tea, now that's a bit better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 (edited) I can say that again!!! iPhone wanker Edited March 8, 2014 by Breightmet Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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