Used to dread heartbeat on a Sunday and if I'd made hale and pace id properly taken the piss.

 

If i made spitting image I was deffo off the next day.

 

Nowadays even though I love my job,and don't even come close to being as smashed as I used to be on a Sunday night...I just can't help wanting to walk into the sea on a Sunday night.

 

The thought of Dave Pearce trace anthems on radio 1 brings me to tears.

 

I don't know why I feel this way.

Site managers safety training scheme

 

In that case

SMSTS?

 

I'll have a trowel please, Rachel.

Site managers safety training scheme

 

Sadly, I knew that.

I've got poorly kidneys.

 

I've got the shits.

 

I've got depression.

 

When is hale and pace on?

 

I need to wank in a bowl of coco pops.

I need to wank in a bowl of coco pops.

Your own bowl of coco pops, or somebody else's?

I hope coco pops aren't part of the continental breakfast offered up at your pub

And whilst wanking into said coco pops, I hope that you're upside down, otherwise it's just the act of a deviant

Your own bowl of coco pops, or somebody else's?

Both.

 

I am upside down with my nostrils stuffed full of coco pops and some milk all over my face.

Both.

I am upside down with my nostrils stuffed full of coco pops and some milk all over my face.

semi or full fat?

semi or full fat?

Both.

SMSTS?

 

I'll have a vowel please, Rachel.

Not yet in, but later it will kick in after 2 weeks off, getting up at 5:30 again will be a treat

Not yet in, but later it will kick in after 2 weeks off, getting up at 5:30 again will be a treat

Same here, alarm already set for 05:15 in the morning. Grimness.

Aye

 

First Sunday blues in ages

 

Booooooooo

Lazy Cunts

I'm in.

 

Already dreading the impossible task of getting to sleep tonight.

 

I'm in.

 

Already dreading the impossible task of getting to sleep tonight.

 

 

Night Nurse, I'm already wanked out, If I attempt another wank, it could prove lethal, so to the chemist for a bottle of greem smack....

Night Nurse, I'm already wanked out, If I attempt another wank, it could prove lethal, so to the chemist for a bottle of greem smack....

I'll be popping a couple of diazepam I reckon

I'm just crushing up a pestle full of codeine

 

To add to the general feeling of utter bollocks, my lad has a temperature of 40 degrees, I've got the shits from an needlessly hot curry last night and Mrs Spider is Up On Blocks.

 

I need a drink.

I'm actually looking forward to getting back into a proper routine. I'm even going to try and get a swim in en route home tomorrow. I'm sure I wouldn't have got flu had I been working.

I don't feel too bad yet. Popped into the office yesterday for an hour and cleared my emails so I know what I'm coming in to, hopefully sleep easy tonight!

Just done two hours to try and get ready.

 

Made worse by the £25 lottery win.

i've just had a lightbulb moment

 

i need the money work brings

 

if i didnt have a decent job id have every right to be miserable

 

so, ffs, get on with it

 

 

i may feel differently at 6.30 in the morning but its time to realise it could be loads worse

i've just had a lightbulb moment

 

Electricity finally made its way to Bury? Running water next

My advise to anyone on here who genuinely is dreading going back as they hate their job; do something about it.

My advise to anyone on here who genuinely is dreading going back as they hate their job; do something about it.

Call in sick:)