May 16, 201412 yr I used to really dislike cats. I prefer dogs but must admit cats have grown on me over the last few years, due to my neighbour's cat being very friendly, to the point of breaking in through our windows at every opportunity. But the saying is true about dogs having owners whereas cats have staff. that's only because it's after eating your parrott
May 16, 201412 yr I can't see the fucking point in having a dog unless you have no friends.Take the dog for a walk.Pick it's shit up.What the fuck are they useful for?Guard dog?Get a fucking alarm.Shit machines the lot of em.... Dogs are far too much effort to take care of imo. I cba taking a pet for a walk and using a poopascooper. Plus the house always smells of dog if you've got one. Cats are much easier, quieter and nicer
May 16, 201412 yr I don't like either. If you can't eat 'em, what's the point? You can smear a tea spoon of peanut butter all over your helmet and get the dog/cat to lick it off.
May 16, 201412 yr I thought that too, why didn't she pick her son up who had just been attacked by a fucking dog, or at least help him get away? Typical woman, me me me!
May 17, 201412 yr Cats are by and large evil fuckers. Dogs are generally dopey fuckers who live to please you. That cat and dog in the vid being exceptions How many dog attacks have you read about even recently that have been fatal? How many cat attacks? Dogs are cunts
May 17, 201412 yr Cats do fuck all apart from eat sleep and shit, what cunts. Does anyone ever feel 100% safe walking past some dozy cunt with a pack of dogs?
May 17, 201412 yr You can smear a tea spoon of peanut butter all over your helmet and get the dog/cat to lick it off. Always better to get a cat to do that, they have a slightly rougher tongue
May 17, 201412 yr Don't get me started on cats, I'll gladly skin the fuckers that keep shitting in my front garden.
May 18, 201412 yr Don't get me started on cats, I'll gladly skin the fuckers that keep shitting in my front garden. Might actually be one of the neighbours
May 18, 201412 yr that's only because it's after eating your parrott I've never heard it called that.
May 18, 201412 yr cats are fucking ace.... they dont give a fuck about anything... a dog can be trained to lick your balls if you want it to (not that i have) a cat is a pet only becvause it wants to be and you need to earn its respect. in a straight fight a cat will beat a dog because it has courage speed and intelligence. Yes dogs are clever when trained, but a cat doesn't need training. it thinks for its self i like dogs by the way, just admire cats though they are the cruelest bastard animals ever... torturing mice and birds for fun the bunus is, im sure one shit in boltys garden once upon a time too so are ok with me (been a while since i had a pop skippy :lol:)
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