Probably done before and possibly by me but Happy Mondays just came on wireless...

 

Son Iam nearly 30 I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. ...

 

Squeeze, by the time Iam sober I've forgotten what I've had...

Edited August 19, 201411 yr by Henry_VIII

Techno, Techno, Techno, Techno

Boom boom boom......let me hear you say wahoe...

Put your legs around me girl and your pussy on my face

One for you frankie....

 

 

Wake up

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable

all the bits you miss from your ex commitment, kissing  and sex

is what youll insist from the next or what youll insist from the next

but is it who dares wins or only who knows goes

Franks Brunos nose has seen too many blows

if your bitter then its better to pretend not bicker if fucks all the fun 

One for you frankie....

 

 

Wake up

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable

Always reminds me of Billie Piper's 'Because we want to' that song.

Always reminds me of Billie Piper's 'Because we want to' that song.

I see what you mean :-)

"I'm gonna have little Lucifer, runnin' off to purgatory with his tail between his legs

I'm gonna teach him a lesson he ain't ever gonna forget

All the vultures and crows are fixin' up some tombstones

But they won't be chewing the meat off my bones"

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro

Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room

4 winds

 

The Bible's blind, the Torah's deaf, the Qur'an's mute
If you burned them all together you'd get close to the truth

Some people stand in that darkness

afraid to step into the light,

Some people need to have somebody

with the edge of surrender insight,

 

Dont you worry, its going to be alright

because im always ready,

i wont let you out of my sight

 

I'll be there,

I'll be ready,

Never your fear,

Now dont you fear,

I'll be there,

Forever and always im always here!

I'm not convinced of the existence of these things that don't exist

Yeah by Jewish boys with big ideas and scratches on their wrists

By a loving or a vengeful God, or one who'd condescend

To wash his hands down in the mire among the misery of men

Or by ever turning circles hanging timeless in the sky

Like a dreamcatcher distracting from the fact you're going to die

One for Undies -

 

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table. ..

 

David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.

And René Descartes was a drunken fart:

"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

This was on key 103 this morning .

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding
Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing
Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding
Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing

This was on key 103 this morning .

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing

 

Remember Me or Crazy Frog?

Remember Me or Crazy Frog?

Remember me

This was on key 103 this morning .

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding

Dingdiggidiggiding, dingdingding, diggiding, sing

yes you can't see that being played in 20 years time can ya

Eyes down and I'll keep you up to date

Two fat ladies in 1988

The safe sixteen lovers who lied

Purley's queen and mother makes five

Butchered bakers, deaf and dumb waiters

Marble Arch criminals and clause 28'ers

Authers, authors, plastered outcasts

Locked up daughter, rock and roll stars

Goodbye Rudy, David and Rosie

Abraham and Julianne

And everyone that knows me

First you look so strong

Then you fade away

The sun will blind my eyes

I love you anyway

Thirsty for your smile

I watch you for a while

You are a vapour trail

In a deep blue sky

Tremble with a sigh

Glitter in your eye

You seem to come and go

I never seem to know

And all my time

Is yours as much as mine

We never have enough

Time to show our love

I am serious as cancer when I say rytham is a dancer

Edited August 22, 201411 yr by scallywell

Zoot suit, white jacket with side vents

Five inches long

I'm out on the street again

And I'm leaping along

Dressed right for a beach fight

But I just can't explain

Why that uncertain feeling

Is still here in my brain

I've got a brand new leather jacket and a brand new mobile phone brits they live in cardboard boxes while we get furnished homes

You speak to me,

In sign language,

As I'm eating a sandwich.

my life swam around me,

it took a look and drowned me,

in its own existence

You are my new inspiration...
My muse
And I mean that not as a compliment