Probably done before and possibly by me but Happy Mondays just came on wireless...

 

Son Iam nearly 30 I only went with your mother cos she's dirty. ...

 

Squeeze, by the time Iam sober I've forgotten what I've had...

Edited August 19, 201411 yr by Henry_VIII

Rap/Hip-Hop has some cracking lines

 

Will Smith don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records.

Well i do so fuck him and fuck you too. -Eminem

 

I got more hits than a disciplined child.- Tiny Tempah

 

I love you like a fat kid loves cake - 50 Cent

 

I got so many rocks on my watch i can't tell what the time is. - Wiz Khalifa

NME surely?

 

 

Probably, copied from a Lyrics site though....maybe to get out of paying NME a few quid tho...

Edited August 19, 201411 yr by Pablo

The world is your oyster,

But your futures a clam ,

It's got you in its grips before you are born,

They let you think your a king,

But your really a pawn....oooo oooo ooo

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

I got my hand down her jeans and I nearly lost half me (sic) arm!

So I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger

Longer than the rumor that I was sticking it to Christina

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz

It'd be Jennifer Lopez and Puffy you know this

I'm sorry Puff but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother

I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her

And have a son and a new brother at the same time

And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name

Paddy is a moron,

Spud thick Mick,

Breeds like a rabbit,thinks with his prick,

 Anything floors him if he can't fight or drink it,

Round em up in Ulster,

Tow it out......and sink it.

Green wogs,green wogs,

Our face don't fit,

Green wogs,green wogs,

We ain't no Brits.

 

SLF - White noise.

The world is your oyster,

But your futures a clam ,

It's got you in its grips before you are born,

They let you think your a king,

But your really a pawn....oooo oooo ooo

Take a bow son. Take a bow

 

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The smell of pubs and wormwood scrubs and too many right wing meetings

let me get my hands on your mammary glands & let me get your head in the conjugal bed

Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of arabs
We could be in palestine
Overrun by a chinese line
With the boys from the mersey and the thames and the tyne

Did they get you to trade Your heroes for ghosts?

hot ashes for trees?

hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change?

Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

Who said romance was dead?

Ha I was just about to post that!

We've two black rabbits in our back yard

There were six men in Birmingham
In Guildford there's four
That were picked up and tortured
And framed by the law
And the filth got promotion
But they're still doing time
For being Irish in the wrong place
And at the wrong time
In Ireland they'll put you away in the Maze
In England they'll keep you for seven long days
God help you if ever you're caught on these shores
The coppers need someone
And they walk through that door

 

The smell of pubs and wormwood scrubs and too many right wing meetings

 

 

A belter along with:-

 

But they wanted to be men and do some fighting in the street,

No surrender, no chance of retreat.

We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the skies turned grey
Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
There was a hope in our English hearts

Edited August 20, 201411 yr by Smiley

Is it worth it?
A new winter coat and shoes for the wife
And a bicycle on the boy's birthday
It's just a rumour that was spread around town
By the women and children
Soon we'll be shipbuilding...
Well I ask you
The boy said "Dad they're going to take me to task, but I'll be back by Christmas"
It's just a rumor that was spread around town
Somebody said that someone got filled in
For saying that people get killed in
The result of this shipbuilding
With all the will in the world
Diving for dear life
When we could be diving for pearls
It's just a rumor that was spread around town
A telegram or a picture postcard
Within weeks they'll be re-opening the shipyards
And notifying the next of kin
Once again
It's all we're skilled in
We will be shipbuilding...

With all the will in the world
Diving for dear life
When we could be diving for pearls.

Smiths

 

Good times for a change
see, the luck I've had
can make a good man
turn bad

So please please please
let me, let me, let me
let me get what I want
this time

Haven't had a dream in a long time
see, the life I've had
can make a good man bad

So for once in my life
let me get what I want

 

 

 

Travis

 

I want to see what people saw

I want to feel like I felt before
I want to see the kingdom come
I want to feel forever young

 

 

Wedding Present

 

Why can't you pick up the telephone?
Oh I know that you're at home
I'm really past caring how you think
I just want to know about him

And you're so right, they don't miss a thing round here
And how do you think I feel?
Oh you can try but you're not getting out that way
You're just as much to blame

And if it didn't mean a thing
And you've told him to go
And if you're as sorry as you say
Why didn't you just say no?

I get the boasters boasting

I get the computers puting

Y'all get shot at, call me, i do the shooting -Cam'ron get 'em girl.

oh and just for me and casino......did u ever go to the plastic and rubber ball?

 

 

~Radiohead:

 

Her green plastic watering can
For her fake Chinese rubber plant
In the fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubber man
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

It wears her out, it wears her out
It wears her out, it wears her out

She lives with a broken man
A cracked polystyrene man
Who just crumbles and burns
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

It wears him out, it wears him out
It wears him out, it wears him out

She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

It wears me out, it wears me out
It wears me out, it wears me out

If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted all the time

All the time...
All the time...

How can you stay, with a fat girl who'll say:
"Would you like to marry me
and if you like you can buy the ring"
she doesn't care about anything
"Would you like to marry me
and if you like you can buy the ring"
I don't dream about anyone
except myself

 

Well now then Mardy Bum

Oh I'm in trouble again, aren't I?

I thought as much

'Cause you turned over there

Pulling that silent disappointment face

The one that I can't bear

Well can't we just laugh and joke around?

Remember cuddles in the kitchen

Yeah, to get things off the ground

 

 

And it goes off......

Boom boom boom......let me hear you say wahoe...

If I hadn't seen such riches

 

I could live with being poor