Surely only to be worn by mon-u-mental wankers?

impossible to predict but it sure as fcuk wont be this

 

Retro Chic.You'll have some bellend with a beard wearing a reproduction without the branding under a cardie.The look completed with jumbo cords and "classic" lonsdale trainers.

Retro Chic.You'll have some bellend with a beard wearing a reproduction without the branding under a cardie.The look completed with jumbo cords and "classic" lonsdale trainers.

That'll be Garrp, nailed on

Tried to research the health and HRM aspects of this but found very little to tell me what it does and what it's apps and software do that my garmin and my fitness pal doesn't.

Just seen it - looks pretty good to me. It will be a success. apple are very good at making you want what you didn't realise you wanted!

 

10 months after andriod watches came out...

 

iPhones with a larger screen now, great idea! Wonder if it it'll take off with other phone manufacturers? 

10 months after andriod watches came out...

 

Exactamundo.

 

The Android ones actually look quite normal too, whereas the iWanker ones are clearly made so that there can be no mistaking what it is you're wearing.

 

I suppose that's the whole point though... and that's apple to a tee.

Tried to research the health and HRM aspects of this but found very little to tell me what it does and what it's apps and software do that my garmin and my fitness pal doesn't.

Found out a bit more since I posted that. I be interested to know how accurate and reliable it's built in HRM is, if it's good enough to make chest straps redundant I'd become more interested. Some of the exercise and calorie burning related apps look interesting. Biggest drawback as a running watch is the reliance on having to have an iPhone with you to provide the GPS element. This puts me off big time. Don't like wearing belts or fiddling with arm bands.

 

Have to say the watches I've seen on the apple site look nowt like the green abortion posted earlier.

Edited September 10, 201411 yr by bgoefc

in 82 i had a watch with spaceinvaders on

 

would charge kids 2p a go

10 months after andriod watches came out...

 

iPhones with a larger screen now, great idea! Wonder if it it'll take off with other phone manufacturers?

Indeed, but I don't know anyone who's got a android watch? Don't think I'll be saying the same thing about the apple watch a few months after it's been out.

Indeed, but I don't know anyone who's got a android watch? Don't think I'll be saying the same thing about the apple watch a few months after it's been out.

 

Quite a few! You need to understand a lot of people are not iSheep.

Indeed, but I don't know anyone who's got a android watch? Don't think I'll be saying the same thing about the apple watch a few months after it's been out.

You may be right, but only because those that do have an iWanker watch will feel the need to tell everyone they've got one.

You may be right, but only because those that do have an iWanker watch will feel the need to tell everyone they've got one.

Ha - that's a fair point.

Quite a few! You need to understand a lot of people are not iSheep.

I'll stand by it. Android smart watches have been a bit of a flop. Time will tell with the apple watch.

Edited September 10, 201411 yr by kaydan

You may be right, but only because those that do have an iWanker watch will feel the need to tell everyone they've got one.

Which gives you the perfect opportunity to say 'Ooh is that the time? Must dash'

Didn't those white earbuds of the original i-pod single out folk for muggings? Perhaps the apple watch will inspire a wave of hand-choppings-off?

I like apple products; they work well & they look good. No shame in that imo

I'll stand by it. Android smart watches have been a bit of a flop. Time will tell with the apple watch.

 

dunno

 

apple watches will not be a flop, as in, they will sell

 

but will they actually prove to be useful and change your life? probably not

 

androids for geek, apple for chic

I like apple products; they work well & they look good. No shame in that imo

 

She's reet...but she has always had a good eye for design

apple all the way for this cock.

 

My only gripe is the ridiculously short length of charger wire.

 

They should make an extra long one or pay for me to have a plug socket fitted closer to my bed.

Edited September 10, 201411 yr by gonzo

Retro Chic.You'll have some bellend with a beard wearing a reproduction without the branding under a cardie.The look completed with jumbo cords and "classic" lonsdale trainers.

Its been done already - it's called Normcore, if you care to google.

apple all the way for this cock.

 

My only gripe is the ridiculously short length of charger wire.

 

They should make an extra long one or pay for me to have a plug socket fitted closer to my bed.

 

You can buy a longer cable for about a quid on ebay

10 months after andriod watches came out...

 

iPhones with a larger screen now, great idea! Wonder if it it'll take off with other phone manufacturers?

 

Makes a change from everyone else ripping apple off.

I'm glad of the ubiquitousness and ostentation of apple products, it enables me to remove my cap and wring it instantly when in the prescence of my social, intellectual and financial betters.

 

It's like a cult, the way some jump to their defence, like you've slighted one of their mates or family, not criticised a brand ffs, anyone would think it was a personal insult, like you'd called them a wanker or sommat.

 

I used to be a slave to adidas trainers, but I knew they made some shit 'uns too.

My main gripe with apple is the fact that the prices are so much higher here in the UK than they are in America.

You can buy a longer cable for about a quid on ebay you orange peasant

 

My main gripe with apple is the fact that the prices are so much higher here in the UK than they are in America.

Mine too! Got my iPod in the USA, saved a shedload of cash.